Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/

He's 25 and yet he sounds like the typical 16 year old on 4chan?!

Hello, I am Xarn. I'm into all the hip things, like shitty fractal programs, Socialism, Anti-theism, Facebook, and pretending to be adequately trilingual. Please check out my blog so that I may whore myself yet more and lament about not being able to find employment because no one will hire someone who is unable to correctly use source control, MySQL, and system programming languages.