Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

About Xarn:
He's a really smart guy, he's into cryptography, biology, and he knows many languages. He goes by the handle Cairnarvon.
He runs Debian Linux.

this is pretty not programming related

>>2
He does know many languages; I, for one, am jealous.

>>1
MySQL is a piece of shit, no support for ACID transactions^[1] is quite a flaw uhh isn't it?
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[1]http://openacs.org/philosophy/why-not-mysql.html

>>5
Date: March 10, 2005 02:44AM
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ACID transactions have been a standard part of MySQL for almost 5 years now, and an optional part before then. It's nothing new.

>>6
That's a lie and you know it.

Sometimes I fall asleep, clenching my pillow, hoping to wake up with Xarn sleeping next to me.

Xarn doesn't update his blog often enough.

He has a beard.

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ programming langauges <3 and my fav is sepples!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband xarn!!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tienen street =^____^=I looked up and saw...XARN!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII XARN-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE MUSSELS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TARO CAUSE XARN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then xarn held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became expert programmers!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

I will have none of this.

http://guru.multimedia.cx/love-death-and-a-bunch-of-stalkers/

>>13
What the fuck is this?

>>13
That was pretty cool.

>>13
You know who wrote that, right? I'll give you a hint, his name starts with X and ends with ''Arn''

Do you mean ``XArn''?

I prefer Christopher. He updates his blog: http://chrisdone.com/blog/

http://chrisdone.com/blog/db/static/sicp.png

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy.  He helped me setup SLIME on windows

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me masturbate my SICP on GNU/Linux.

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me forcefully indent my code on GUIDO/Python.

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me lose weight and get a girlfriend.

It is cool to read books.

>>24
Have you read SICP?

>>19
http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/pics/sicp.jpg

>>26
Hello, Xarn.

>>27
Xarn? In MY /prog??

>>28
I think you meant:

Xarn? In MY /prog/‽

>>29
I think he meant:

Xarn? In MY /prog/⁇

It's more likely than you think.

Also, unscientific and ultimately destructive.

>>31
Stop pretending to be me.

>>32
http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/about-me/#tripfag

>>33
Ha Ha

Look how ugly he is, even plain black and white isn't enough for him.

>>34
What re you talking about, Xarn is a very attractive guy.

>>34
If I was a guy, I would turn gay for Xarn.

>>36
Tranny detected.

>>34
Christopher is more attractive.

so how would one use this prog.db thing to find which threads have more than 1000 posts?

oops, i meant to bump this thread