Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

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Date: March 10, 2005 02:44AM
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ACID transactions have been a standard part of MySQL for almost 5 years now, and an optional part before then. It's nothing new.