Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

I can make sense of about a dozen more [languages].
Like most people, really. They should just stop immediately dismissing a foreign text as unreadable just because it's in a slightly different language than they know. FACT: If you know any Germanic language and can recognise Greek and Latin stems, you can make sense of many more languages.