Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

>>40
you meant to bampu pantsu this thread

>>38
It's quite easy to find a picture of Xarn. Also, your opinion is wrong.

>>39
SELECT "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/" || thrid as URL FROM (SELECT thrid, count(thrid) as post_count FROM posts GROUP BY thrid) WHERE post_count > 1000

Unfortunately, it seems to return only one result. I suspect this is because of threads having posts deleted. For example, see http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1204983387/958. It would be far simpler to search http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt. (Maybe you could use progscrape to do that.)

>>43
it returns two results for me:
sqlite> select "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/" || thrid as url from (select thrid, count(thrid) as post_count from posts group by thrid) where post_count > 1000;
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1212965784
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1223245977
both of them are the result of a bug.

also, you don't have to shout. sqlite can hear you just fine.

>>44
That's because my prog.sqlite is somewhat out of date. Also, I prefer shouting.

>>44
Xarn detected.

thrid?
Is there also a frist and sceond?

>>47
Obviously, thrid is THRead IDentifier. Way to make yourself look foolish.

>>48
Was using thread really that hard?

>>49
If you want to complain about something, complain about the fact that pid is a surrogate key, when a natural (if two-column) key existed.

Bampu pantsu.

My other Xarn is a Xdrn.

    My other Xarn is a Xdrn.

>>51
Stop bumping your own thread, Xarn, you attention mongering sodomite.

This is currently the highest rated thread on Reddit, and the top 2 posts also have over 1000 upvotes each

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/alwm7/my_9_year_old_cousin_and_i_are_playing_a_game_of/

* Hilarity ensues!

XARN TEACH ME UR WAYS I WANT TO LRN NO TROLL
AIM:CONGAROBLAN KTHX

IWANTOBETHEEXPERTPROGRAMMER

>>57 IWANTMYANUSTOBEHAXED

XARN MY ANUS

" or lowering the numbers in the ZOOM or ITERS #defines"
What the hell... It's called "macros, not "#defines".

>>60
Go home, elliott.

>>60-61
back to /b/, please.

>>60-62
back to /prog/, please

sage

Every tripfag is a narcissistic asshole and should die.

>>64
Back to the imageboards, please.

>>65
I didn't know windows mobile could copy and paste.

>>64-66
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

That guy XARN is my sosia. I don't like having sosias.

Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/

He's 25 and yet he sounds like the typical 16 year old on 4chan?!

Hello, I am Xarn. I'm into all the hip things, like shitty fractal programs, Socialism, Anti-theism, Facebook, and pretending to be adequately trilingual. Please check out my blog so that I may whore myself yet more and lament about not being able to find employment because no one will hire someone who is unable to correctly use source control, MySQL, and system programming languages.

I can make sense of about a dozen more [languages].
Like most people, really. They should just stop immediately dismissing a foreign text as unreadable just because it's in a slightly different language than they know. FACT: If you know any Germanic language and can recognise Greek and Latin stems, you can make sense of many more languages.

>>71
Not Finnish, though, because the Finns are assholes.

>>72
You know what they say. Assholes finnish first.

>>69-70
Go home, elliott.

>>74
Who the fuck is elliott and why doesn't he capitalise his name?

>>75
http://twitter.com/elliottcable

He's the reason /prog/ has been shit lately.

>>76
http://www.reddit.com/r/web_design/comments/cm3rl/gimmie_input_on_my_new_r%C3%A9sum%C3%A9_d/
Good god.

< skampler> what is paws exactly? :)
< skampler> is paws a javascript re-implementation in javascript?
<+elliottcable> skampler: uh, programming language, fully async (the
                first, I believe), heavily bootstrapped in libspace,
                super-simple syntax, super-simple central concepts,
                reference impl is in JavaScript and intended to run
                equally well in the browser and on the serverside, uhhhhh…
<+elliottcable> did I miss anything, guys?
<@alexgordon> it's crazy
< skampler> okay!
<+elliottcable> skampler: nope, it’s an *entirely* new language. Bits were
                inspired by JavaScript (as well as Io, Ruby, Python, and
                Objective-C)… and I’m told the end product is semantically
                similar to Lisp in some ways… but no, it’s not an
                implementation of any existing language
<+inimino> man, that was surprisingly coherent
<+inimino> you should put that up somewhere and call it the home page

>>76,77
I think that all Xarn haters should switch to hating this guy.

>>76
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/19456715916 and the preceding exchange with Xarn is why this thread got bumped, then?
Twitter drama is even more tedious than IRC drama, but this elliott does look like an ass.

Also:

http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397506056
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397609005
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397608204