Xarn fan club thread

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

Also [b]Xarn[/s]'s blǫ is a pretty ingenious device -- he rewrites Wikipedia articles in his ".* is easy$" posts and cretins that are too stupid to understand Wikipedia pages praise him. _{(No sarcasm here.)}