Moot is looking for expert programmers

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
_{Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!}


What is moot trying to do here? Everyone knows you don't need half a brain to hack a imageboard script, maintain GNAA/Lunix servers or design a Web 2.0 website. Did he get that much money from ads that he's now able to start his own start-up company?

If I ever see Yotsuba Channel, Inc. in NASDAQ, I'm going to throw myself from a building.

Or is he just trying to score a job by pretending he's interested in programmers, when all he wants is contacts?

>Also if you stink at programming, only know Java,
Fuck.

>>2
If you only know Java, what are you doing in /prog/?

Everyone knows you don't need half a brain
Anything's better than nothing, I'm guessing.

I wonder what langs does moot know...

I'm mailing him the /prog/snake. I bet he hasn't read his SICP today.

>>5
Here's a language you should learn: English.

That is a shit job, but I'll take it if he gets me a US work permit GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE MOOT

>>8
France?

>>4
I'm pretty sure that if he wanted people to work on the site, the announcement wouldn't be written like that. Sure, it wards off /g/ idiots, but an EXPERT PROGRAMMER will just tell moot to fuck off if he was expected to hack php scripts.

This has to be for something else.

>>6
4chan admins already know that /prog/ is about. I can't find it in my logs, but I remember MrVacBob saying something along the lines of "/prog/ is /sicp/".

>>10
[..] will just tell moot to fuck off if he was expected to hack php scripts.
Well, I'm not so sure about that. We'll see, I guess.

Moot wants an expert programmer to fuck him. If he wanted someone to write his page he'd just call in an EXPERT PHP CODER.

Also, considering that hacking imageboard scripts can be outsourced to anywhere in the world, the location restriction makes me suspect this isn't about 4chan at all.

So, who's going to mail him the ``I wrote an ANSI C compiler at the age of 12'' resumé?

>>7
No.

>>13
So, who's going to mail him the ``I wrote an ANSI C compiler at the age of 12'' résumé?
You do it. You know, the FIFO principle.

>>9
Worse. Greece...

>>13
Also, considering that hacking imageboard scripts can be outsourced to anywhere in the world, the location restriction makes me suspect this isn't about 4chan at all.
It gives me the impression they're looking for a person who's actually reliable or whathaveyou. As opposed to some random /b/tard who volunteered to add a couple of lines of PHP.

If it wasn't about 4chan, why on earth would you ask on the imageboards?

>>17
because a channer has no life, and therefore will work for less

I'd apply for this but I'm in the UK so moot/whatever would probably ignore it.

>>1
maintain GNAA/Lunix servers
4chan runs on FreeBSD.

FreeBSD is Love.

>>20
Free Butt Sex Daily

>>20
FreeBSD is dead, baby.

Long unlive OpenBSD.

http://undeadly.org/

>>22
OpenBSD is Hate.
FreeBSD is Love.

Trading penultimate security for near-linear SMP scalability. Furious masturbation ensues.

>>17
Yes, but,
Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If you were working at PARC, why the fuck would you want to mess with moot's ugly futallaby's hack? The fact that he restricted it to these three places is what makes me think that he's looking for contacts within the EXPERT RESEARCH world rather than actual programmers.

Moot wants to sell something
But what the fuck could he sell?

Maybe open up his own weaboo import shop?

>>25
I think it's some kind of service where you can pay moot to get to blow him.

>>25
He pretty much hates weeaboo things now. He renegaded everything he hated about /a/ to /jp/. (Then the mods proceeded to throw everything they hated about /jp/ to touhouproject.com)

Though it's possible that he might want to set up his own J-List clone, only with more crap that /b/tards would eat up (LOL PEDOBEAR PLUSHIES EPIIIC WIIIIIN LULZ), which explains why they no longer advertise in 4chan...

m♥♥t just wants to get the fuck out of his site and have someone take over everything while he keeps the jewgolds.

>>27
i'd buy it

>>28
*jewels

JEWS

LISP

>>23
Enjoy your buffer overflows. Meanwhile, I'll be smoking a penguin.

>>33
Even if I ran OpenBSD, I would still claim to run FreeBSD or NetBSD, just for the purpose of annoying Theo de Raadt. He's one of the most trollable open source personalities out there.

Jakob Nielsen still hasn't got an RSS feed.

>>2-29 with some exceptions.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

>>36
Fuck off, moot. Stop messing with us by posting weird requests in the imageboards.

At least use the blotter so I don't have to look at that red text all the time.

>>35
And he still hasn't a haircut. I SEE A PATTERN THERE.

I'm currently emailing this thread to moot.

>>2-999
YHBT, and read >>1 properly. It's a copypasta from some announce that moot posted somewhere.

>>40
What? We know.

>>40
What the fuck are you talking about? We know. It's in BIG RED TEXT below the reply field on all the imageboards except for /b/ (geez, I wonder why?).

This thread was made to discuss the announcment. There was no trolling involved.

>>27
renegaded

>>43
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/renegaded
Verb    1.    renegade - break with established customs

Learn2English.

I renegade'd.

Dear "Moot",

I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Lisp is my body, and lambda is my blood.
I have created over 999 spells.
Unaware of java.
Nor aware of bugs.
Withstood emacs to create many paretheses.
Waiting for Arc's arrival.
I have no flaws, this was the only path.
My whole life was "Daily SICP meditating"

>>42
oh shi-
Well, I don't visit imageboards. I'll go back to my haskell begginer's tutorial.

>>46
>Waiting for Arc's arrival.
Your wait is over now, faggot.

>>48
faggot

>>13
Just did it.

>>49
paul

>>53-9999
Same person

>>52
Threads end at 999 replies.

>>20
check the HTTP response headers from the imageboard servers. I remember seeing "Yahoo Web Server" there.

>>54
http://status.4chan.org/index.html#7843910040175129196

HTTP/1.1 200 OK                                                                 Server: nginx                                                                   Date: Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:38:18 GMT                                             Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8                                          Content-Length: 62449                                                           Last-Modified: Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:38:18 GMT                                    Connection: keep-alive                                                          Accept-Ranges: bytes                                                          Length: 62,449 (61K) [text/html]

Interesting ports on 66.207.165.186 (cgi.4chan.org):                                            Not shown: 1702 closed ports                                                    PORT     STATE    SERVICE                                                       22/tcp   open     ssh                                                           80/tcp   open     http                                                          111/tcp  open     rpcbind                                                       135/tcp  filtered msrpc                                                         136/tcp  filtered profile                                                       137/tcp  filtered netbios-ns                                                    138/tcp  filtered netbios-dgm                                                   139/tcp  filtered netbios-ssn                                                   199/tcp  open     smux                                                          445/tcp  filtered microsoft-ds                                                  1003/tcp open     unknown                                                       1720/tcp filtered H.323/Q.931                                                   2049/tcp open     nfs                                                           Device type: general purpose|storage-misc|specialized                           Running (JUST GUESSING) : FreeBSD 5.X|6.X|5.x|7.X (99%), VMWare ESX Server 3.0.X (93%)

Interesting ports on 66.207.165.181 (img.4chan.org):                                            Not shown: 1711 filtered ports                                                  PORT    STATE SERVICE                                                           22/tcp  open  ssh                                                               80/tcp  open  http                                                              111/tcp open  rpcbind                                                           199/tcp open  smux                                                              Warning: OSScan results may be unreliable because we could not find at least 1 open and 1 closed port                                                           Device type: general purpose|WAP                                                Running (JUST GUESSING) : Apple Mac OS X 10.4.X|10.5.X|10.3.X (88%), FreeBSD 7.X|5.X|5.x|6.X (87%), FON Linux 2.6.X (86%), Linksys Linux 2.6.X (86%), Netgear Linux 2.6.X (86%)
etc, cbf'd to post them all.

4chan's running some form of BSD, most likely FreeBSD 7.0-RELEASE.

/thread.

>>54
Depending on how you check it, you probably saw the Yahoo UI library.

Also, I don't believe in linebreaks, it seems.

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx?
that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK
I'm going to audit

>>58
If it's any consolation, the textboards are running off Apache. Only the imageboards are served by nginx.

>>55
Use wget -S next time.

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx? that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK
Most likely it's being used as a reverse proxy for a cluster of Apache boxen.

>>60
What do you think I used? wget -S --spider

I'm just using dipshit Windows which shits itself when you try to copy from a terminal window. One of these days I'm going to get my dicks in order and install something useful on this machine, but meh.

>>61
ah yes didn't see that; I scanned the end of your post due to FORCED INDENTATION and assumed you used nmap exclusively.

i guess moot needs more EXPERT BBCode programmers

I hate things that pop up, specifically on web pages. Not just pop-up advertising, but when you mouse over a link and then there's a little floating box that shows some "helpful" information, or maybe a miniaturized version of the page that is being linked to. It blocks the text I'm trying to read. I never click on anything in the floating box. I know how to open links in a new tab, thank you very much.

I'm an obsessive highlighter/clicker I click and drag and double click on random text as I read it. I don't know why. I hate this behavior in other people but I can't seem to stop myself from doing it. I'm noticing more and more blogs that actually do something when I double click on random text, like search for it. I hate those blogs. I never visit them again.
Is this the Web 2.0 that people keep telling me about, because it's really annoying and I want it to stop.

>>64
How can you click and drag while reading at a normal rate?

>>65
I control the mouse with my penis.

It has a mind of its own.

why was this posted in /a/?

>>64
Just disable Javascript.

>>65
How can't you? I don't see how that is somehow hard to do.

>>67
This thread was posted in /a/?

I can't find it in the /a/rchive. Also, requesting the .png with the trips of several /a/ trip users. The /a/rchive only archives thumbnails.

>>64
I do this too, and I hate this automatic searching/whatever. It's especially annoying because if I want to search for a word, I'll search for it. My browser lets me do this quite easily. Stop doing useless shit.

>>71
I do it as well, that makes all three of us on /prog/

>>72
Are you The Sussman?

>>73
I am me.

>>74
Me, I am.

>>75
I, me, am.

>>76
Epic tripcode win.

hi im gerals j sussman read sickpee ;)

>>40
It's a copypasta from some announce that moot posted somewhere.
Ya think?

>>77
Epic sage. Go epicly back to epic /b/.

I know where moot lives!

He lives in

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>>81
You don't even use ^BBCODE.

>>82
Captain obvious strikes again.

Anybody who requires locality as a requirement of software development is a neo-luddite faggot.

>>84
YES

Where is the ad?  I'm not seeing it on any image board.

>>84
Anybody who will hire random people from the internet for real work without any opportunity to interview them in person is just an idiot.

>>87
Batman Bin Suparman does this.

>>87
Ever hear of a telephone?

>>89
Ever hear of Skype?

>>90
Yes, just trying to communicate with >>87 in olde timey terms he can understand.

>>86
It's gone, was replaced by the “LOL SERVERS ARE FUCKED” message.

>>87,89,89
Ever hear of ^BBCODE ?

>>89
Interviews over the telephone are about as reliable as interviews on IRC.
And forget about anything resembling meetings. Things like discussing a design over the internet is hopeless because all remote collaboration tools suck. This is part of the reason why open source GUIs tend to be so abysmal.
It kind of works for open source projects because everyone just does their own things, but it's hopeless if you want to manage the project centrally and review progress, divide resources, etc.

even if you're using php you can still want a good programmer, so they can do things like:
1. be completely paranoid
2. rewrite it in ruby/ocaml/smalltalk while you're not looking
3. know C so they can debug php and the kernel and write a faster thumbnailer (;_;)

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx?
that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK

source please!

if dis was moved to nginx it wouldn't run on Freebsd Apache Php and i wouldn't be able to make that joke. but maybe Beos Ngnix Php is more appropriate for /newpol/?

lolwut?

>>96
Please don't bump troll posts.

>>96
facepalm.txt

sugoi!  this thread is so furui!  how did you get here?

100 GET.
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robots.txt

10 print hello penis
20 print hello big penis
30 print -------------------------
40 color 15
50 goto 10
run

>>103
how do u compile that into an exe? I learned a bit of qBasic but never how to compile, just run things from dos.

>>104

The QBasic interpreter which came with some DOS versions was just an interpreter. There was also a QBasic compiler from Microsoft, but it was a paying product.

You should try some other alternatives like FreeBasic, although they all suck.

>>102

I LOVE YOU!I LOVE YOUR POST!I READ IT 5 TIMES!KEEP POSTING!

>>105
The commercial package featuring a compiler was QuickBasic. IIRC there was no "QBasic" compiler.

QBasic 4.5 has a compiler built into it.

Moot is looking for a new boyfriend

>>107
This thread is older than QBasic 4.5, you lover of the dead

Did anyone ever find out what he was looking for programmers for?

>>110
For some bedroom fun I suppose

Maybe that new shit everyone is talking about now? I forgot what's new m00t.

` > programmers
` > on /prog/

lolololol

>>113
The sad truth.