Moot is looking for expert programmers

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
_{Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!}


What is moot trying to do here? Everyone knows you don't need half a brain to hack a imageboard script, maintain GNAA/Lunix servers or design a Web 2.0 website. Did he get that much money from ads that he's now able to start his own start-up company?

If I ever see Yotsuba Channel, Inc. in NASDAQ, I'm going to throw myself from a building.

Or is he just trying to score a job by pretending he's interested in programmers, when all he wants is contacts?

I hate things that pop up, specifically on web pages. Not just pop-up advertising, but when you mouse over a link and then there's a little floating box that shows some "helpful" information, or maybe a miniaturized version of the page that is being linked to. It blocks the text I'm trying to read. I never click on anything in the floating box. I know how to open links in a new tab, thank you very much.

I'm an obsessive highlighter/clicker I click and drag and double click on random text as I read it. I don't know why. I hate this behavior in other people but I can't seem to stop myself from doing it. I'm noticing more and more blogs that actually do something when I double click on random text, like search for it. I hate those blogs. I never visit them again.
Is this the Web 2.0 that people keep telling me about, because it's really annoying and I want it to stop.