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Moot is looking for expert programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:17

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!


What is moot trying to do here? Everyone knows you don't need half a brain to hack a imageboard script, maintain GNAA/Lunix servers or design a Web 2.0 website. Did he get that much money from ads that he's now able to start his own start-up company?

If I ever see Yotsuba Channel, Inc. in NASDAQ, I'm going to throw myself from a building.

Or is he just trying to score a job by pretending he's interested in programmers, when all he wants is contacts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:23

>Also if you stink at programming, only know Java,
Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:29

>>2
If you only know Java, what are you doing in /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:38

Everyone knows you don't need half a brain
Anything's better than nothing, I'm guessing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:47

I wonder what langs does moot know...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:48

I'm mailing him the /prog/snake. I bet he hasn't read his SICP today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:51

>>5
Here's a language you should learn: English.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:54

That is a shit job, but I'll take it if he gets me a US work permit GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE MOOT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:55

>>8
France?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:59

>>4
I'm pretty sure that if he wanted people to work on the site, the announcement wouldn't be written like that. Sure, it wards off /g/ idiots, but an EXPERT PROGRAMMER will just tell moot to fuck off if he was expected to hack php scripts.

This has to be for something else.

>>6
4chan admins already know that /prog/ is about. I can't find it in my logs, but I remember MrVacBob saying something along the lines of "/prog/ is /sicp/".

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:03

>>10
[..] will just tell moot to fuck off if he was expected to hack php scripts.
Well, I'm not so sure about that. We'll see, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:04

Moot wants an expert programmer to fuck him. If he wanted someone to write his page he'd just call in an EXPERT PHP CODER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:08

Also, considering that hacking imageboard scripts can be outsourced to anywhere in the world, the location restriction makes me suspect this isn't about 4chan at all.

So, who's going to mail him the ``I wrote an ANSI C compiler at the age of 12'' resumé?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:09

>>7
No.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:11

>>13
So, who's going to mail him the ``I wrote an ANSI C compiler at the age of 12'' résumé?
You do it. You know, the FIFO principle.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:12

>>9
Worse. Greece...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:16

>>13
Also, considering that hacking imageboard scripts can be outsourced to anywhere in the world, the location restriction makes me suspect this isn't about 4chan at all.
It gives me the impression they're looking for a person who's actually reliable or whathaveyou. As opposed to some random /b/tard who volunteered to add a couple of lines of PHP.

If it wasn't about 4chan, why on earth would you ask on the imageboards?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:18

>>17
because a channer has no life, and therefore will work for less

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 12:04

I'd apply for this but I'm in the UK so moot/whatever would probably ignore it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 12:21

>>1
maintain GNAA/Lunix servers
4chan runs on FreeBSD.

FreeBSD is Love.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 12:26

>>20
Free Butt Sex Daily

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 12:57

>>20
FreeBSD is dead, baby.

Long unlive OpenBSD.

http://undeadly.org/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:04

>>22
OpenBSD is Hate.
FreeBSD is Love.

Trading penultimate security for near-linear SMP scalability. Furious masturbation ensues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:11

>>17
Yes, but,
Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If you were working at PARC, why the fuck would you want to mess with moot's ugly futallaby's hack? The fact that he restricted it to these three places is what makes me think that he's looking for contacts within the EXPERT RESEARCH world rather than actual programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:17

Moot wants to sell something
But what the fuck could he sell?

Maybe open up his own weaboo import shop?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:18

>>25
I think it's some kind of service where you can pay moot to get to blow him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:25

>>25
He pretty much hates weeaboo things now. He renegaded everything he hated about /a/ to /jp/. (Then the mods proceeded to throw everything they hated about /jp/ to touhouproject.com)

Though it's possible that he might want to set up his own J-List clone, only with more crap that /b/tards would eat up (LOL PEDOBEAR PLUSHIES EPIIIC WIIIIIN LULZ), which explains why they no longer advertise in 4chan...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:26

m♥♥t just wants to get the fuck out of his site and have someone take over everything while he keeps the jewgolds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:28

>>27
i'd buy it

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:28

>>28
*jewels

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:29

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:30

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:32

>>23
Enjoy your buffer overflows. Meanwhile, I'll be smoking a penguin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:44

>>33
Even if I ran OpenBSD, I would still claim to run FreeBSD or NetBSD, just for the purpose of annoying Theo de Raadt. He's one of the most trollable open source personalities out there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:46

Jakob Nielsen still hasn't got an RSS feed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:04

>>2-29 with some exceptions.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:43

>>36
Fuck off, moot. Stop messing with us by posting weird requests in the imageboards.

At least use the blotter so I don't have to look at that red text all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:51

>>35
And he still hasn't a haircut. I SEE A PATTERN THERE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:57

I'm currently emailing this thread to moot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:59

>>2-999
YHBT, and read >>1 properly. It's a copypasta from some announce that moot posted somewhere.
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