Moot is looking for expert programmers

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
_{Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!}


What is moot trying to do here? Everyone knows you don't need half a brain to hack a imageboard script, maintain GNAA/Lunix servers or design a Web 2.0 website. Did he get that much money from ads that he's now able to start his own start-up company?

If I ever see Yotsuba Channel, Inc. in NASDAQ, I'm going to throw myself from a building.

Or is he just trying to score a job by pretending he's interested in programmers, when all he wants is contacts?

I know where moot lives!

He lives in

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>>81
You don't even use ^BBCODE.

>>82
Captain obvious strikes again.

Anybody who requires locality as a requirement of software development is a neo-luddite faggot.

>>84
YES

Where is the ad?  I'm not seeing it on any image board.

>>84
Anybody who will hire random people from the internet for real work without any opportunity to interview them in person is just an idiot.

>>87
Batman Bin Suparman does this.

>>87
Ever hear of a telephone?

>>89
Ever hear of Skype?

>>90
Yes, just trying to communicate with >>87 in olde timey terms he can understand.

>>86
It's gone, was replaced by the “LOL SERVERS ARE FUCKED” message.

>>87,89,89
Ever hear of ^BBCODE ?

>>89
Interviews over the telephone are about as reliable as interviews on IRC.
And forget about anything resembling meetings. Things like discussing a design over the internet is hopeless because all remote collaboration tools suck. This is part of the reason why open source GUIs tend to be so abysmal.
It kind of works for open source projects because everyone just does their own things, but it's hopeless if you want to manage the project centrally and review progress, divide resources, etc.

even if you're using php you can still want a good programmer, so they can do things like:
1. be completely paranoid
2. rewrite it in ruby/ocaml/smalltalk while you're not looking
3. know C so they can debug php and the kernel and write a faster thumbnailer (;_;)

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx?
that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK

source please!

if dis was moved to nginx it wouldn't run on Freebsd Apache Php and i wouldn't be able to make that joke. but maybe Beos Ngnix Php is more appropriate for /newpol/?

lolwut?

>>96
Please don't bump troll posts.

>>96
facepalm.txt

sugoi!  this thread is so furui!  how did you get here?

100 GET.
SCALA 4 LYFE! YO!

Lain.

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>>103
how do u compile that into an exe? I learned a bit of qBasic but never how to compile, just run things from dos.

>>104

The QBasic interpreter which came with some DOS versions was just an interpreter. There was also a QBasic compiler from Microsoft, but it was a paying product.

You should try some other alternatives like FreeBasic, although they all suck.

>>102

I LOVE YOU!I LOVE YOUR POST!I READ IT 5 TIMES!KEEP POSTING!

>>105
The commercial package featuring a compiler was QuickBasic. IIRC there was no "QBasic" compiler.

QBasic 4.5 has a compiler built into it.

Moot is looking for a new boyfriend

>>107
This thread is older than QBasic 4.5, you lover of the dead

Did anyone ever find out what he was looking for programmers for?

>>110
For some bedroom fun I suppose

Maybe that new shit everyone is talking about now? I forgot what's new m00t.

` > programmers
` > on /prog/

lolololol

>>113
The sad truth.