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Moot is looking for expert programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:17

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!


What is moot trying to do here? Everyone knows you don't need half a brain to hack a imageboard script, maintain GNAA/Lunix servers or design a Web 2.0 website. Did he get that much money from ads that he's now able to start his own start-up company?

If I ever see Yotsuba Channel, Inc. in NASDAQ, I'm going to throw myself from a building.

Or is he just trying to score a job by pretending he's interested in programmers, when all he wants is contacts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:01

>>40
What? We know.

Name: 1 2008-04-07 15:05

>>40
What the fuck are you talking about? We know. It's in BIG RED TEXT below the reply field on all the imageboards except for /b/ (geez, I wonder why?).

This thread was made to discuss the announcment. There was no trolling involved.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:14

>>27
renegaded

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:18

>>43
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/renegaded
Verb    1.    renegade - break with established customs

Learn2English.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:26

I renegade'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:30

Dear "Moot",

I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Lisp is my body, and lambda is my blood.
I have created over 999 spells.
Unaware of java.
Nor aware of bugs.
Withstood emacs to create many paretheses.
Waiting for Arc's arrival.
I have no flaws, this was the only path.
My whole life was "Daily SICP meditating"

Name: 40 2008-04-07 15:38

>>42
oh shi-
Well, I don't visit imageboards. I'll go back to my haskell begginer's tutorial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:39

>>46
>Waiting for Arc's arrival.
Your wait is over now, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:58

>>48
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 16:04

>>13
Just did it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 16:05

>>49
paul

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 16:15

>>53-9999
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:04

>>52
Threads end at 999 replies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:07

>>20
check the HTTP response headers from the imageboard servers. I remember seeing "Yahoo Web Server" there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:42

>>54
http://status.4chan.org/index.html#7843910040175129196

HTTP/1.1 200 OK                                                                 Server: nginx                                                                   Date: Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:38:18 GMT                                             Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8                                          Content-Length: 62449                                                           Last-Modified: Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:38:18 GMT                                    Connection: keep-alive                                                          Accept-Ranges: bytes                                                          Length: 62,449 (61K) [text/html]

Interesting ports on 66.207.165.186 (cgi.4chan.org):                                            Not shown: 1702 closed ports                                                    PORT     STATE    SERVICE                                                       22/tcp   open     ssh                                                           80/tcp   open     http                                                          111/tcp  open     rpcbind                                                       135/tcp  filtered msrpc                                                         136/tcp  filtered profile                                                       137/tcp  filtered netbios-ns                                                    138/tcp  filtered netbios-dgm                                                   139/tcp  filtered netbios-ssn                                                   199/tcp  open     smux                                                          445/tcp  filtered microsoft-ds                                                  1003/tcp open     unknown                                                       1720/tcp filtered H.323/Q.931                                                   2049/tcp open     nfs                                                           Device type: general purpose|storage-misc|specialized                           Running (JUST GUESSING) : FreeBSD 5.X|6.X|5.x|7.X (99%), VMWare ESX Server 3.0.X (93%)

Interesting ports on 66.207.165.181 (img.4chan.org):                                            Not shown: 1711 filtered ports                                                  PORT    STATE SERVICE                                                           22/tcp  open  ssh                                                               80/tcp  open  http                                                              111/tcp open  rpcbind                                                           199/tcp open  smux                                                              Warning: OSScan results may be unreliable because we could not find at least 1 open and 1 closed port                                                           Device type: general purpose|WAP                                                Running (JUST GUESSING) : Apple Mac OS X 10.4.X|10.5.X|10.3.X (88%), FreeBSD 7.X|5.X|5.x|6.X (87%), FON Linux 2.6.X (86%), Linksys Linux 2.6.X (86%), Netgear Linux 2.6.X (86%)
etc, cbf'd to post them all.

4chan's running some form of BSD, most likely FreeBSD 7.0-RELEASE.

/thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:43

>>54
Depending on how you check it, you probably saw the Yahoo UI library.

Name: >>55 2008-04-07 17:43

Also, I don't believe in linebreaks, it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:44

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx?
that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK
I'm going to audit

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:47

>>58
If it's any consolation, the textboards are running off Apache. Only the imageboards are served by nginx.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:17

>>55
Use wget -S next time.

holy wtf 4chan runs on nginx? that httpd is shit WHAT THE FUCK
Most likely it's being used as a reverse proxy for a cluster of Apache boxen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:27

>>60
What do you think I used? wget -S --spider

I'm just using dipshit Windows which shits itself when you try to copy from a terminal window. One of these days I'm going to get my dicks in order and install something useful on this machine, but meh.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:52

>>61
ah yes didn't see that; I scanned the end of your post due to FORCED INDENTATION and assumed you used nmap exclusively.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 19:58

i guess moot needs more EXPERT BBCode programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 21:35

I hate things that pop up, specifically on web pages. Not just pop-up advertising, but when you mouse over a link and then there's a little floating box that shows some "helpful" information, or maybe a miniaturized version of the page that is being linked to. It blocks the text I'm trying to read. I never click on anything in the floating box. I know how to open links in a new tab, thank you very much.

I'm an obsessive highlighter/clicker I click and drag and double click on random text as I read it. I don't know why. I hate this behavior in other people but I can't seem to stop myself from doing it. I'm noticing more and more blogs that actually do something when I double click on random text, like search for it. I hate those blogs. I never visit them again.
Is this the Web 2.0 that people keep telling me about, because it's really annoying and I want it to stop.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 21:49

>>64
How can you click and drag while reading at a normal rate?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 22:21

>>65
I control the mouse with my penis.

It has a mind of its own.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 14:31

why was this posted in /a/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 14:35

>>64
Just disable Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 14:39

>>65
How can't you? I don't see how that is somehow hard to do.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:53

>>67
This thread was posted in /a/?

I can't find it in the /a/rchive. Also, requesting the .png with the trips of several /a/ trip users. The /a/rchive only archives thumbnails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 19:07

>>64
I do this too, and I hate this automatic searching/whatever. It's especially annoying because if I want to search for a word, I'll search for it. My browser lets me do this quite easily. Stop doing useless shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 20:15

>>71
I do it as well, that makes all three of us on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 20:40

>>72
Are you The Sussman?

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-04-09 20:42

>>73
I am me.

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-04-09 20:44

>>74
Me, I am.

Name: GJSussman !GJsUSsMAN. 2008-04-09 20:44

>>75
I, me, am.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 20:56

>>76
Epic tripcode win.

Name: GJSussman!HAlABeLSOn 2008-04-09 21:03

hi im gerals j sussman read sickpee ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 21:55

>>40
It's a copypasta from some announce that moot posted somewhere.
Ya think?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 6:20

>>77
Epic sage. Go epicly back to epic /b/.
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