shouldn't the public class function za_warudo() be called as
dio::za_warudo()
as opposed to
dio.za_warudo()
If not, tell me why not so i can further my knowledge :)
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Anonymous2006-06-23 18:08
in SMATINY (http://esolangs.org/wiki/SMATINY): 1. Swap 42 with 72.
2. Swap 2 with 71.
33. Swap 32 with 87.
34. Swap 111 with 255.
35. Swap 253 with 102.
36. Swap 254 with 34.
41. Swap 41 with 86.
42. Output this block's position.
73. Swap 73 with 99.
88. Swap 87 with 111.
89. Swap 95 with 112.
90. Swap 96 with 115.
91. Swap 97 with 109.
92. Swap 98 with 101.
93. Swap 251 with 117.
94. Swap 94 with 110.
95. Swap 111 with 114.
96. Swap 114 with 108.
97. Swap 108 with 100.
98. Swap 100 with 33.
105. Swap 72 with 101.
110. Swap 105 with 150.
117. Swap 117 with 99.
118. Swap 250 with 109.
120. Swap 120 with 107.
121. Swap 108 with 111
150. Swap 101 with 108.
160. Swap 108 with 32.
161. Swap 161 with 31.
250. Swap 108 with 111.
251. Swap 117 with 107.
252. Swap 110 with 99.
253. Swap 102 with 32
254. Swap 34 with 260
255. Swap 252 with 110
>>36
:: operator is only used for static member functions and namespaces.
For the record, it should be dio->warudo(), since dio (should be) is a pointer to a wryy object.
Name:
Anonymous2006-06-24 1:32
>>22
It's funny that the assembly language version of Hello World (>>2) is shorter than the Java version
Name:
Anonymous2006-06-24 7:59
>>40
>It's funny that the assembly language version of Hello World (>>2)
>>56
Certainly. But DOM sucks and I escape from it as soon as I can get through.
Name:
Anonymous2006-06-26 8:58
>>56
wrong! You have used character data somewhere it is not permitted to appear. Mistakes that can cause this error include putting text directly in the body of the document without wrapping it in a container element (such as a <p>aragraph</p>) or forgetting to quote an attribute value (where characters such as "%" and "/" are common, but cannot appear without surrounding quotes). document.getElementsByTagName("BODY").item(0).appendChild(document.createElement("P")).appendChild(document.createTextNode("Hello World!"));
Name:
Anonymous2006-06-26 9:01
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>>55
YOU ARE A DUMBASS
THAT WOULD PRINT HELLO WORLD BACKWARDS AS YOU ARE NOT INC'ING THROUGH THE TEXT BUT DEC'ING
YOU DUMBFUCK
FURTHERMORE, SINCE THE LABEL hworld APPEARS BEFORE THE RTS INSTRUCTION, THE RTS OPCODE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DISPLAY DATA
AND NOT USING ZERO TERMINATED STRINGS IN CASE YOU CHANGE THE LENGTH OF THE STRING IS PURE HORSECOCKERY
GB2/BASIC+JAVA ENTERPRISE/EMACS/ETC
public class HelloWorld extends JFrame implements ActionListener {
private JButton dio;
public static void main (String args[]) {
HelloWorld zawarudo = new HelloWorld();
zawarudo.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
}
public HelloWorld() {
super("Hello World!");
Container world = getContentPane();
world.setLayout(new FlowLayout(FlowLayout.CENTER));
dio = new JButton("WRYYY");
dio.addActionListener(this);
dio.setMnemonic(KeyEvent.VK_W);
world.add(dio);
setSize(250, 100);
setVisible(true);
}
new function main (
new myConsole consoleIO(console(createNew)).
new helloString string(string(createNew <- 'Hello World!')).
myConsole(outputString <- helloString).
myConsole(outputByte <- consoleIO(endOfLineCharacter)).
return.
).
do {
switch(l)
{
case 0:
a = &(*star).x[0];
putchar((char)*a);
l = l + 2;
break;
case 2:
putchar(star->x[1]);
l++;
break;
default:
l = 4;
break;
}
} while(l != 4);
a = (char*)&hi[1];
for(i=0;i<4;i++)
{
putchar((char)*a);
a++;
}
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string $helloWorld = "hello world from maya's MEL scripting";
print $helloworld;
polySphere;
//because every mel script creates a polysphere eventually.
Name:
Anonymous2006-08-01 7:24
++++++++++
[ The initial loop to set up useful values in the array
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
]
>++. print 'H'
>+. print 'e'
+++++++. 'l'
. 'l'
+++. 'o'
>++. space
<<+++++++++++++++. 'W'
>. 'o'
+++. 'r'
------. 'l'
--------. 'd'
>+. '!'
>. newline
>>128,130
You are the one who failed it, don't fail to admit it
Stuff outside <?php ... ?> gets forwarded to the standard output, even if it's a bad idea (except for templates).
Fags don't know about my low level IO. main(){write(1,"Hello, World!\n",14);}
Dear >>40
I honestly cannot comprehend how the hell you thought that >>2 was assembly, the biggest fool; you must be.
section .data
msg db 'You are a sand nigger !',0xa
len equ $ - msg
global _start
_start:
mov dl, len
mov ecx, msg
mov bl, 1
mov al, 4
int 0x80
(defun main(x)
(format t x))
(main "hello, world!")
Name:
Anonymous2007-04-05 20:23 ID:G5BemJGv
@echo off
:lulz
echo Hello World!
goto lulz
Name:
Anonymous2007-04-05 22:14 ID:MiQQIKqX
The Infamous Hello World Program.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
Primes
(This is the contents of the file primes.spl.)
Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.
Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
Hamlet's father).
Act I: Interview with the other side.
Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.
[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]
The Ghost:
You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.
Juliet:
Listen to your heart!
[Exit the Ghost]
[Enter Romeo]
Juliet:
Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!
Act II: Determining divisibility.
Scene I: A private conversation.
Juliet:
Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?
Romeo:
If so, let us proceed to scene V.
[Exit Romeo]
[Enter Hamlet]
Juliet:
You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!
Hamlet:
You are as lovely as a red rose.
Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.
Juliet:
Am I better than you?
Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene III.
Juliet:
Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
nothing?
Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.
Juliet:
Let us return to scene II.
Scene III: Romeo must die!
[Exit Hamlet]
[Enter Romeo]
Juliet:
Open your heart.
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Hamlet]
Romeo:
Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
[Enter Juliet]
Scene IV: One small dog at a time.
[Exit Hamlet]
[Enter Romeo]
Juliet:
Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
Let us return to scene I.