In this thread, we Hello World

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

I bet this has been done...but what the hell D:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {cout<<"OH HAI IS THIS THE INTERBUTT?!\n"; cin.get(); return 0;}

FAILS for lack of structure and in-depth comments describing every single fucking line.