In this thread, we Hello World

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

>>76
Lol

Actually, SELECT "Hello World" would do (add FROM Dual if your database is stupid).

>>82
the database is not stupid, he is

php:
<?php echo "Hello World\n"; ?>

perl:
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
print "Hello World\n";

python:
#!/usr/local/bin/python
print "Hello World\n"

sh:
#!/bin/sh
print "Hello World\n"

batch script:
echo "Hello World\n"
c#:
class HelloWorld {
  static void Main () { 
     System.Console.Write("Hello World!");
  }
}
c++:
#include <iostream.h>
int main() {
  cout<<"Hello World"<<endl;
  return 0;
}

c:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void) {
  printf("Hello World\n");
  return 0;
}

nasm:
[SECTION .data]
msg:    db "Hello World",10
len:    equ $-msg
[SECTION .text]
  global main
main:
  mov    edx,len
  mov    ecx,msg
  mov    ebx,1
  mov    eax,4
  int    0x80
  mov    ebx,0
  mov    eax,1
  int    0x80

brainfuck:
>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>++++++[<+++++>-]<-.+++++++..++
+.
>>+++++++[<++++++>-]<++.------------.<++++++++.--------.
+++.------.--------.>+.>++++++++++.

java:
class HelloWorld {
  public static void main (String args[]) {
    System.out.print("Hello World\n");
  }
}

javascript:
<script> document.write ("Hello World\n"); </script>

ruby:
puts "Hello World\n"

tcl:
puts "Hello World\n"

fortran:
PROGRAM HELLO
PRINT *,'Hello World\n'
END

AWK:
BEGIN {
  printf("Hello World\n");
}

SQL:
SELECT "Hello World\n";

that should cover about every well used programming language ty <3

#1/usr/bin/python
print "Hello Worldz!!!"

PHP:
Hello world

>>86

HOW DO I MISSED JOKE?

>>87
WHY?

useLibrary string.
useLibrary consoleIO.

new function main (
    new myConsole consoleIO(console(createNew)).
    new helloString string(string(createNew <- 'Hello World!')).
    myConsole(outputString <- helloString).
    myConsole(outputByte <- consoleIO(endOfLineCharacter)).
    return.
).

createScene()
{
   Entity* ent = mSceneMgr->createEntity("HelloWorldEntity", "HelloWorld.mesh");
   SceneNode* scn = mSceneMgr->getRootSceneNode().createChildSceneNode("HelloWorldNode", Vector3(0,0,0));
   scn->attachObject(ent);

   mCamera->setPosition(Vector3(0,100,0));
   mCamera->lookAt(Vector3(0,0,0));

   mSceneMgr->setAmbientLight(ColourValue(0.5f,0.5f,0.5f));
}

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>>92
what the hell is this?

program helloworld;
uses Forms, StdCtrls;
var hello: TForm;
begin
  hello := TForm.Create(nil);
  hello.Caption := '''sup';
  with TLabel.Create(hello) do
  begin
    Parent := hello;
    Caption := 'Hello world!';
  end;
  try
    hello.ShowModal;
  finally
    hello.Release;
  end;
end.

93, its called Brainfuck :D

MODS /B/ IS NOT WORKING PLZ FIX CUZ I LIEK /B/. KTHNKSBAI.

>>34
COBOL?

>>97
finally! i've been waiting for someone to say something about that. isn't it beautiful?

>>98
It looks like a transcript of a Doctor Who episode featuring the Daleks.

#!/usr/bin/parrot
Hello, world!

#!/usr/bin/HQ9P
H

display "Hello World"

another way to do it would be

capture program drop yhalothar
program define yhalothar
     display "Hello, I am in your 4chans, coding your Stata"
end

test

#! /usr/bin/perl

print "Hello, World!\n";
-----------
#! /usr/bin/perl

$phrase = "Hello, World!";
print "$phrase \n";
------------
#! /usr/bin/perl

$_ = "Hellow, World!";
print;
------------

TIMTOWTDI F T W!

>>105
$,=', ';$\="!\n";print qw$Hello World$;

#####

print chr(2.08*$_**3-16.7*$_**2+43.27*$_+72.5)  for(0..4);
print ", World!\n";

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  char* buffer;

  buffer = (char*) malloc(12);

  buffer[0] = 'H';
  buffer[1] = 'e';
  buffer[2] = 'l';
  buffer[3] = 'l';
  buffer[4] = 'o';
  buffer[5] = ' ';
  buffer[6] = 'W';
  buffer[7] = 'o';
  buffer[8] = 'r';
  buffer[9] = 'l';
  buffer[10] = 'd';
  buffer[11] = '\0';

  printf("%s\n", buffer);

  free(buffer);

  return 0;
}

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int getasweetassinteger(char a);

int main(void)
{
    int hi[2] = {0};
    int *pnemethistheman = {NULL};
    int i = 9;
    char *a = (char*)&hi[0];
    int l = 4;
    char bleh = 114;
    struct prettyamazingstruct{
        char w;
        char y;
        char x[2];
      } *star;
     
      struct {
        unsigned jonothan:    1;
        unsigned annie:        1;
        unsigned alexander:    1;
        unsigned jimmy:        1;
        unsigned nicholas:    1;
        unsigned mary:        1;
        unsigned gabriella:    1;
        unsigned thompson:    1;
    } dsfkhe;

    for(l=5;l<74;l=l+2)
    {
        if(l==5)
        {
            for(i=7;i<31;i++)
            {   
                *a = *a + 3;
            }
        }
        if(l<11)
        {
            a++;
            bleh = bleh ^ 15;
            *a = getasweetassinteger(bleh);
            a = a + 2;
            l = 13;
        }
        if(l==31)
        {
            srand(time(NULL));
            while(l != 108)
            {
                l = rand();
            }
            *a = (char)l;
            l = 42;
        }
        if(l==48)
        {
            a--;
            bleh = 9;
            while(bleh != 0x6C){
                bleh++;
            }
            *a = (char)bleh;
        }
    }
    hi[1]=1867980911;
    l = 0;
   
    star = (struct prettyamazingstruct*)&hi[0];


    putchar((*star).w);   
    putchar(star->y);
   
    do {
        switch(l)
        {
            case 0:
                a = &(*star).x[0];
                putchar((char)*a);
                l = l + 2;
                break;
            case 2:
                putchar(star->x[1]);
                l++;
                break;
            default:
                l = 4;
                break;
        }
    } while(l != 4);

    a = (char*)&hi[1];
    for(i=0;i<4;i++)
    {
        putchar((char)*a);
        a++;
    }

    pnemethistheman = malloc(3);
    *pnemethistheman = 6581362;
    printf("%s",pnemethistheman);
    free(pnemethistheman);
   
    dsfkhe.jonothan = 1;
    dsfkhe.annie = 0;
    dsfkhe.alexander = 0;
    dsfkhe.jimmy = 0;
    dsfkhe.nicholas = 0;
    dsfkhe.mary = 1;
    dsfkhe.gabriella = 0;
    dsfkhe.thompson = 0;
   
    printf("%c",dsfkhe);
    putchar(0xA);
   
   
    printf("Press a key to continue!\n");
    getchar();
    return 0;   
}

int getasweetassinteger(char a)
{
    unsigned char f = 0xE7;
    char l = a & f;
    return (int)l;   
}

>>108

That works but how?

>>108
You are my new god.

>>108

we have a winrar!

>>108

This code doesn't work.

>>112
You don't work.

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System.out.println("Hello World!");

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Disp("HELLO WORLD")

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string $helloWorld = "hello world from maya's MEL scripting";
print $helloworld;
polySphere;
//because every mel script creates a polysphere eventually.

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[                   The initial loop to set up useful values in the array
   >+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
]
>++.                print 'H'
>+.                 print 'e'
+++++++.                  'l'
.                         'l'
+++.                      'o'
>++.                      space
<<+++++++++++++++.        'W'
>.                        'o'
+++.                      'r'
------.                   'l'
--------.                 'd'
>+.                       '!'
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