In this thread, we Hello World

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

>>160
Fails for using iostream

>>159
Then use TFT lol

>>40


That's a really dumb comment that just shows how retarded you are

>>160

Fails for namespace pollution.

>>164
a person that uses the std namespace isn't going to be writing shit that will conflict

>>164
>>161
I guess I should put more effort into random posts on anonymous message boards...

var a = window.open('', 'hw', 'height=192', 'width=256');
b = a.document;
b.appendChild(b.createElement('html'));
c = b.getElementsByTagName('html')[0];
c.setAttribute('lang', 'en-US');
c.setAttribute('xmlns', 'http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml';);
c.appendChild(b.createElement('head'));
c.appendChild(b.createElement('body'));
c.childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createElement('title'));
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createTextNode('Saying Hello'));
c.childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createElement('link'));
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('rel', 'stylesheet');
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('type', 'text/css');
c.childNodes[0].childNodes[1].setAttribute('href', 'showoff.css');
c.childNodes[1].appendChild(b.createElement('p'));
c.childNodes[1].childNodes[0].appendChild(b.createTextNode('Hello World!'));

//and then your popup blocker squelches this
//yeah, hay, anyone know how to insert the encoding and doctype without resorting to .innerHTML?

>>167
encoding
d=b.createElement('head'));
e=b.createElement('meta'));
e.setAttribute('http-equiv','Content-type');
e.setAttribute('content','application/xhtml+xml; charset=utf-8');
d.appendChild(e);
doctype
use a data: url instead?

>>167
Hilarious

Hello World in Whitespace
               
               
                     
                
                     
                   
                     
                 
                           
                    
                 
                    
           
                       
                           
                  
                           
                     
                     
                     
                     
                        

I fucking hate this thread.

>>171
seconded

>>50
haha win

Fags don't know about my low level IO.
main(){write(1,"Hello, World!\n",14);}
Dear >>40
I honestly cannot comprehend how the hell you thought that >>2 was assembly, the biggest fool; you must be.


section    .data

msg    db    'You are a sand nigger !',0xa
len    equ    $ - msg

    global _start

_start:

    mov    dl,    len
    mov    ecx,    msg
    mov    bl,    1   
    mov    al,    4   
    int    0x80   

    mov    al,    1
    int    0x80


(defun main(x)
  (format t x))
(main "hello, world!")

@echo off
:lulz
echo Hello World!
goto lulz

The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]


Primes

(This is the contents of the file primes.spl.)


Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.

Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
        Hamlet's father).


                    Act I: Interview with the other side.

                    Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.

[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]

The Ghost:
 You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
 between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.

Juliet:
 Listen to your heart!

[Exit the Ghost]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!


                    Act II: Determining divisibility.

                    Scene I: A private conversation.

Juliet:
 Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?

Romeo:
 If so, let us proceed to scene V.

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Hamlet]

Juliet:
 You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!

Hamlet:
 You are as lovely as a red rose.

                    Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.

Juliet:
 Am I better than you?

Hamlet:
 If so, let us proceed to scene III.

Juliet:
 Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
 nothing?

Hamlet:
 If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
 Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.

Juliet:
 Let us return to scene II.

                    Scene III: Romeo must die!

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Open your heart.

[Exit Juliet]

[Enter Hamlet]

Romeo:
 Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
 snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Juliet]

                    Scene IV: One small dog at a time.

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
 Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
 Let us return to scene I.

                    Scene V: Fin.

[Exeunt]

>>177
LOL you fail at copying and pasting.

>>177
QUICK!  SOMEONE CONVERT THAT TO BASIC STATEMENTS

public class hello {

public Main() {
}

public static void main (String[] args) {
system.out.println "Hello world!";
}
}

select 'hello world' message from dual;

>>15
Oh lawd is that some brainfuck.

alias helloworld {
  msg $active Hello World!
}

DISPLAY ASCIIZ:"Hello World" ON RESOURCE 0

PRINT "HELLO WORLD"

DISP("HELLO WORLD"

?"HELLO WORLD

module Main where

import Control.Concurrent
import Control.Concurrent.STM
import Control.Monad

--
-- | Hello world with STM.

main :: IO ()
main = do
    tc <- atomically newTChan

    forkIO $ forM_ [1..] $
        \n -> do atomically $ writeTChan tc
                   (cycle "Bonjour la monde!!\n" !! n)
                 threadDelay (10^5)

    forkIO $ forM_ [1..] $
        \_ -> do c <- atomically $ readTChan tc
                 putChar c

    return ()

you guys probably won't believe this, but I'm the OP, and I remember making this thread motnhs ago. seriously, let it die.

jesus, yu fucks are all nubs

>>188
Almost a year ago, dude.

>>188
This thread is timeless.

>>191
so is your face >:(

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.

Lain.