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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 20:56

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 13:57

>>120 fails
see >>118

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 14:28

>>92
>>118
>>120
see
>>15

My father would laugh to see >>34

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 17:25

>>34
OMG what's that

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 0:42

>>37
1. Swap 1 with 71.
10. Output this block's position.
11. Swap 11 with 150.
32. Output this block's position.
34. Swap 33 with 32.
35. Swap 35 with 118.
36. Swap 36 with 9.
72. Output this block's position.
101. Output this block's position.
102. Swap 101 with 100.
103. Swap 103 with 107.
104. Swap 104 with 32.
108. Output this block's position.
109. Swap 109 with 107.
111. Output this block's position.
112. Swap 112 with 31.
114. Output this block's position.
115. Swap 110 with 117.
116. Swap 116 with 107.
117. Swap 110 with 99.
119. Output this block's position.
120. Swap 120 with 110.

ggthxbai

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 8:37

>>124
using more than one "Output this block's position." is gay.

Name: NonymousQ 2006-08-03 0:24

Java:
System.out.print("Hullo werld!!!!");

Python:
>>'Hello world'
>>print 'hello world'

PHP:
echo "Hello world";
print("Hello world");

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-03 11:38

>>126
PHP:
Hello world

Name: DoubleAW 2006-08-04 0:00

>>127

You fail at PHP.

Good day, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 1:26 (sage)

>>128

Anything not between <?php ... ?> is left as is, and thus, NO U.

(At least, that was how it worked last I checked. Not a feature I use often.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 3:20

>>129

GTFO /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 3:38

>>128,130
You are the one who failed it, don't fail to admit it
Stuff outside <?php ... ?> gets forwarded to the standard output, even if it's a bad idea (except for templates).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 4:44

>>139
PHP is a bad idea (except for templates).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:31

>>132

thinks the only use for scripting languages are for templates, insta-FAIL

>>131

not considered as PHP code unless its inside <?php ?>
GTFO on my interwebs

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:46 (sage)

>>133
thinks the only use for scripting languages are for templates, insta-FAIL

MOAR LIEK "REALIZES PHP IS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT", MIRITE? Seriously, there's much better choices out there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 5:47

>>134

NEWSFLASH: PHP is not the only scripting language

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 7:22 (sage)

>>135

NEWSFLASH: >>132 EXPLICITLY MENTIONED PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 8:46

NEWSFLASH: >>1-136 are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 10:15

>>137

NEWSFLASH: PROTIP COMING UP ON >>139

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 14:28

PHP IS EVEN BETTER.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 14:36

NEWSFLASH: NEWSFLASH

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 23:27 (sage)

NEWSFLASH:

PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 15:52

(=<`:9876Z4321UT.-Q+*)M'&%$H"!~}|Bzy?=|{z]KwZY44Eq0/{mlk**
hKs_dG5[m_BA{?-Y;;Vb'rR5431M}/.zHGwEDCBA@98\6543W10/.R,+O<

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 6:36

<?php
$comment = "penis";

$wordfilter=array(
    "penis" => "Hello world!",
        );
$comment = str_replace(array_keys($wordfilter), array_values($wordfilter), $comment);

echo $comment;

?>

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 4:07

>>142
I can't tell whether this is valid Perl or not

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 13:39 (sage)

>>144
turn in your perl badge, now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 2:57

Ruby:

puts 'Hello World!'
self.puts 'Hello World!'
penis=gets.chomp
puts 'Hello ' penis ' World!'

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 3:01

FPOBA Language:

auntie<<"Hello World\.uncle"
will>>int.belaire

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 9:15

javascript:
function
w(o,r,l,d,z)
{
    if (l<=r.length)
    {
        o+=z(d);
        return(w(o,r,++l,d+r[--l],z));
    } else {
        return(o);
    }
}

omg_hax=new Array(12);
omg_hax[omg_hax[2]=0]=(omg_hax[1]=7)*(omg_hax[3]=omg_hax[8]=3)-(omg_hax[10]=-8);
omg_hax[6]=-((omg_hax[4]=omg_hax[11]=-67)+(omg_hax[7]=-2*(omg_hax[5]=2*(omg_hax[9]=-6)))/2);

alert(w('',omg_hax,0,72,String.fromCharCode));

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 12:07

penis.chop!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 12:10

>>149
My first Ruby program EVAR called. It wants its LOC back.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 22:16

(print 'Hello-world!)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:52

#!/bin/bash
echo "Yo man, wazz'apnin?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 6:26

io:format("Hello world~n", []).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 7:48

>>153
mercury amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 10:33

I like my way

<?

function hedonist(){
return array('world' => "hello");
}

this = hedonist();

foreach($this as $value){
  echo $value;
}
foreach($this as $key => $value){
  echo $key;
}

?>

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 10:52

message$ = "Hello world!"
attribute% = &H1F

DEF SEG = &HB800
FOR i% = 1 TO LEN(message$)
    POKE (i% - 1) * 2, ASC(MID$(message$, i%, 1))
    POKE i% * 2 - 1, attribute%
NEXT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 11:20

Hello World for Win32:

#define UNICODE
#include <windows.h>

int APIENTRY WinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance,
                     HINSTANCE hPrevInstance,
                     LPSTR lpCmdLine,
                     int nCmdShow) {

    HANDLE stdin, stdout;
    TCHAR *msg = L"Hello, world!";

    AllocConsole();
    stdin = GetStdHandle(STD_INPUT_HANDLE);
    stdout = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
   
    WriteConsole(stdout, msg, 12, NULL, NULL);
    ReadConsole(stdin, NULL, 0, NULL, NULL);
   
    FreeConsole();
    ExitProcess(0);
    return 0;
}
Clearly, "OS API" is to "Win32" what "programming language" is to "Java".

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 12:18

>>157
#include <windows.h>

int APIENTRY WinMain(HINSTANCE inst,
                     HINSTANCE prev,
                     LPSTR args,
                     int show) {
    MessageBox(0,"Hello World","",0);
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 15:14

>>158
I wanted to print it to the console, without using CRT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 17:51

I bet this has been done...but what the hell D:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {cout<<"OH HAI IS THIS THE INTERBUTT?!\n"; cin.get(); return 0;}

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