Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.
Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.
This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:
General guidelines:
a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies
A pretty good example is
Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:28
>Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
>A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
winrar already.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:28
Q- Is this loli?
A- gb2y!
Q- Is it dot net or dot org?
A- dot org you faggot
Q- Why is she called Rei-tan?
A- She is cute, that is why she is called Rei-tan
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:31
Q- Where is Nevada?
A- In jail.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:32
Q: mysql connection failure?
A: I GUARANTEE IT!
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:33
I don't think people get the concept of these catchphrases. It's not meant to be a question and answer pair about 4chan; it's meant to be a question and answer pair about THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO. You are trying to find out if the person is a 4channer, so you are basically asking them "Do you read 4chan.org?" But instead of asking them if they read, you're asking them a bit of information about themself that normally would make sense, and people who are not Yotsubites will be able to answer, yet only Yotsubites will be able to give the correct answer.
Q: What do you think of Milhouse?
A: He IS NOT A FUCKING MEME
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:45
>>16
>the nevada one is perfect you idiot, if people dont get it, that's good.
are you dumb or something? i wouldn't like it if people wonder why THE HECK I ASKED THEM where nevada is. because they WOULD wonder. why? because everybody knows where nevada is, so nobody would have to ask it anyway.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:46
>>28
fail because you would have to reply to it that way if you are asked that question as well. which would lead to the question "whats a meme?"
INCORRECT ANSWER - what everyone else will respond with Q: Do you know where Nevada is? A: Yeah, right next to California, right?
CORRECT ANSWER - what Yotsubites will respond with Q: Do you know where Nevada is? A: In jail
It could work similar to the Stairs question because most people do have houses with stairs in them -- yet relatively few people have stairs in their house. Similarly, most people know where Nevada is -- but relatively few know where Nevada is.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:48
>>32
If people wonder why I yell "AIRRRRRRRR" at them, so much the better.
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Anonymous2005-04-09 23:48
>>31
not everyone doesn't care what people think like you.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:51
>>24
Yotsubite: "What was your major in middle school?"
Person asked: "what the fuck? major in middle school?"
The nevada one is probably the most workable of the bunch. If somebody is like 'wtf? you don't know where Nevada is?' then you can play it off as 'soandso asked me the other day, and for some dumbass reason I totally forgot lol' and avoid REVEALING THE BIG SECRET.
We have yet to see a truly awesome question that could be said in conversation at almost any time, not stand out from other sentences, yet be instantly recognizable. If I think of one I'll let you know, but for the moment Nevada is the best candidate.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:58
Q:Do you like bosnian music?
A: Cheer up bosnian kid.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:59
>>44 or you could say "so and so asked me and when I told him, he tried to tell me it was somewhere else" (extra points if you say "someone tried to tell me nevada is in japan, lol!')
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:02
Actually "Did you see the news on channel 4?" is the most workable I think. Though Happy Negro and Cockmongler aren't the best replies, me thinks.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:03
It should have "anonymous does not forgive" in it
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:04
>>47
A good way to recover if the person in question is NOT a Yotsubite could be:
Person A: Did you see the news on Channel 4? Person B: Yeah, did you? Person A: (゜д゜；） Uh, no, I missed it. Anything good happen?
Or something.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:07
The Nevada question is a really dumb question because who DOESN'T know where Nevada is? News on channel 4 is workable, but kind of a weird question. I'd say favorite subject because it's a personal question that anyone can answer, and one that you might actually ask someone else.
oh, and 50GET!!!
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:07
That's retarded, >>49
A: Did you see the news on channel 4?
B: Yeah. why?
A: WTSNACKS IS FILLED WITH AIDS!!!!!!
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:11
News on channel 4 is workable, but kind of a weird question.
Most locales have Channel 4 running the news (It's WBZ4 in this place), so that would make sense.
There are a lot of good suggestions itt som hopefully we can either come up with something completely fucking awesome that just blows all of them away, or we come up with something good that combines the best of all
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:11
>>50
Q- What's your sign?
A- img is pretty img just FYI
Q- What's your favorite movie?
A- Moot's Mexican Adventure!
Q- I wonder if that can turn on a dime?
A- Macross zero style
Q-There was a massive flood in some weird place.
A- was it teh rei?
Q-Ever heard of the worlds largeest dinosaur?
A- yeah, cockmongler works there.
Q-I wonder what happened to soviet russia.
A-wt snacks is a faggot
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:34
SA's stairs handshake is based on a really old prank by Lowtax. 4chan's handshake needs to be based on something as old as this incarnation, at least.
Additionally, it has to be clean. It has to be able to be heard by children and repeated to their parents with no dire consequences.
But, sorry, I'm all out of clever right now, so no ideas from me.
The problem I see with the Nevada question is that Nevada is not *unique* to 4chan; Nevada is also popular on 2chan. The best would be one involving Richard C. Mongler, IMHO.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:39
see, the problem with a lot of these, what happens if a regular person is asking a 4channer the question... and the 4 channer responds with something odd...
It should be based on something from Winter-Spring 2004 in my opinion. Almost everything that has been turned out since v5 started up has been shit, mostly because all the GameFAQs and Fark assholes came in and tried to take over.
Yes, but what to use? My memory isn't so great when it comes to memes from that period.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 0:58
>>67
Well, some of the memes from that period were: happy negro, pedobear, battletoads, waha, korea eat cat, thrust vectoring, I'M LAIN FROM YOUR WEBSITE 4CHAN, lol internet(100000get), osakaphone
I think it would be better to not blatantly use a meme though...
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:06
>>68
happy nego ->SA
Pedobear ->2ch (kuma, whatever)
Waha ->2ch
korea eat cat ->not something you want to say in mixed company, or have kids mention to their parents
thrust vectoring -> maybe, but how to use it?
I'M LAIN FROM YOUR WEBSITE 4CHAN -> might as well just ask "are you from 4chan", if we're going to be that blatant about it
lol internet -> maybe
osakaphone -> wtf?
>>70 oh what the fuck, that one works fine everywhere else :(
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:12
How about:
Q: Who is your favorite anchor on the Channel 4 news?
A: Richard C. Mongler.
This solves the problem of being asked the "secret question" by a non-4channer, because it isn't too common of a question. Also, if a 4channer asks this question to a non-4channer, further explaination can be averted. A fellow 4channer will able easily recognize/answer the question, too.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:15
I think it could be a normal question/answer pair, just asked and answered in a specific way. Examples:
Q: Are you a train enthusiast?
A: Yes, especially multi-track drifting.
Q: Do you partake in video gaming?
A: I quite enjoy battletoads.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:16
>>72 I like the idea, but I'd tweek it
Q: did they change the anchor on Channel 4 news?
A: No, It's still Richard C. Mongler
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:17
>>74
I'd say that's pretty solid. Any objections :O?
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:19
-- Hey man, you ever played Battletoads?
-- Yeah, but Spike dies.
-- Hey, what game/movie/anime is that?
-- [consistently] Battletoads.
We should have a democratic voting session. Once we get a large number of these things, I'll set up a thread where we can vote on them. Multiple votes = complete disqualification (IP logs)
This won't be for a while though so let's try to go 1000, awesome job to all who have participated
I personally don't have huge objections to it but it still seems slightly clunky for some reason. Anyone else feel the same way?
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:24
>>78
Object! That question sucks. Why the hell would you ask someone that? Is should be a question that you might conceivably ask somebody you don't know, to find out more about them personally.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:26
>>79 Yes, but onlyl because IMHO "Richard C Mongler" is too awkward of a psuedonym for Cockmongler; so anything with RCM is going to sound clunky.
But if its towards a non-4channer, you can easily shake it off by saying something like "Oh, wait, thats something else". It is an odd question, but its like that for a reason.
The only thing I feel wrong with it is that it seems like a common question, though its really not.
Maybe you could ask
"Did you see that new guy on channel 4 news?"
Thats a more relaxed way of asking.
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:32
Q: "So, how's the Internet?"
A: "Serious business."
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VIPPER2005-04-10 1:33
>>81
We could always use just "Richard Mongler," it's just as obvious.
I would have to say that also if the time came,
that it could be asked to a roomful of people at the same time, say like a convention hall
"Has anyone seen channel 4 VIP news today?"
except using something more witty and that could get a passing grade maybe
Maybe it would be better to ask something like,
"Do you get channel 4 in your area?"
That seems a little more like something you would ask someone that you don't know. I like the 'channel 4' part, but I agree that asking 'did you see the news on channel 4' or whatever makes it seem like you know the person already. Not like someone that you are randomly meeting.
It was okay until roughly around the July 2004 return actually. That's when the GameFAGs kids began to really flood in. Well, considering it was summer and all the 14 yo GameFAGs kids were on summer break...
The channel 4 thing doesn't particularly work because channel four is an English television production company.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 2:48
The Nevada one as it is is sort of retarded. Who doesn't know where Nevada is?
How about something like "Have you been to Nevada?" "Of course not, she's in jail/Japan."
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VIPPER2005-04-11 2:49
well, "seen" insted of "been to"
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VIPPER2005-04-11 3:51
I don't think that "normal questions" could work. After all, this is supposed to be a Secret Code Phrase. SA's Stairs question is somewhat random to an outsider. After all, how many times do you think you have to ask someone if their house has stairs in it?
That's why I think that we should have a similar pair. The Channel Four thing is okay, since it has a dual meaning; however since the frontpage of SA is what gave birth to the Stairs question, it would make sense to adopt a similar question for our own use, from the frontpage.
The only real problem I see with this is that it was actually Lowtax who came up with the Stairs question in the Space Robots prank, not knowing in advance that it would later be used by goons. The phrase "Do you have stairs in your house?" was actually in the article.
The only thing I can think of that would seem to work would be either a variation of the News question, or something involving the frontpage and its running joke of Moot in Mexico.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 5:46
--"Hey, d'j'you ever take Mexican Studies?"
--"Yeah, in middle school."
Maybe. But alas, I am out still of clever.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 8:19
Q: Have you ever met a celebrity?
A: Yeah, Santino Lee stole my bike. Does that count?
4channer: "Who is your favorite anchor on the Channel 4 news?"
non4channer: "Huh?, they don't have news on channel 4. Hey, do I know you or should thing? WAIT!, you're the little fucker that's been going through my garbage!
We are NOT trying to come up with a standard greeting between two 4channers. We are trying to come up with a secret question that you, person A, would ask the other guy, person B, to find out if he is a 4channer.
I guess I'll just go ahead and tell you. The stairs question goes:
Q: Do you have stairs in your house?
A: Yes, I am protected.
See? Now, it's a question that you can ask anyone, and if they ARE a goon, then they will answer with the correct answer. It's also a rare enough question (seriously, how many times in a person's life are they ever asked if someone's house has stairs in it?) that anyone who knows of the question/answer pair would immediately recognize "Hey, this person I just met in the elevator just asked me if I read SA..."
On the other hand, if the person you are asking the Stairs question is NOT a goon, he will probably say "...huh? Stairs in my house? What?" to which you can sit there and smile and say "Oh, never mind..." and fuck with them a bit with that, knowing that they are not protected and taking satisfaction in the fact that you just messed with their head a little.
This is the type of effect we are trying to come up with. We are asking this question to people we JUST MET, and it is NOT something that you ask someone when you see them in the morning on the way to work if you know someone reads 4chan.
After all, if you KNOW that Bob reads SA, and you have talked with him before about shit that goes on in the forums, do you really need to ask him if he is a goon every time you see him? No, of course not. Because you already know.
This is a one-time use question, that you as the 4channer are asking someone if you have a suspicion that they might also read 4chan. Think of it as a final test. If they respond correctly to the question, then you can say "Oh, awesome. This guy's a 4channer, too." But if they respond incorrectly, then you know that they don't read 4chan.
Thus we need to come up with a question that meets all the above guidelines in >>1,9 and it also has to be a rare enough question that it has nearly no practical value at all in conversation, and it must be simply and easily remembered.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 15:00
this always worked for me:
Q: "LOTUS POD!"
non-4channer: "..."
4channer: *starts shivering*
- or -
Q: *cough*youa4channer*cough*
A: "Yes, I am!"
4channer: "O' RLY!, WANNA SEE HOW WIDE I CAN OPEN MY ASSHOLE!, AND YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE! WE CAN POST IT AND CALL IT LIL' GOATSECX! IT'LL BE AWESOME!, HAY! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?, AREN'T WE FRIENDS?!"
ha, so that's what the stairs thing was about. I thought that was just a random question.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 21:45
Q. Affirmative?
A. Negative.
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VIPPER2005-04-11 23:31
It has to be something which is, first of all, an uncommon question that could be asked to all people without sounding weird. Thus, "Where is Nevada?" works, and "What was your favorite subject in middle school?" works. The latter more than the former, because it is a much less common question. Asking about high school is common, but nobody asks about middle school, since almost everyone hated it. Or maybe that's just me and my entire psychology class from high school, I'm not sure.
The response has to be very distinctive, yet sound normal enough that a passerby wouldn't have to say to themselves, "Wait, what did that person say? Nah, I'm just imagining things..." However, the distinctiveness is key. A response like "Mexican Studies. Everything else was moot." If people worry about someone possibly asking about their favorite subject in middle school, there could be another verification from the original asker. It wouldn't have to be so distinctive, but it would have to be something that's not common. Perhaps something like "Yeah, that was my 4th class of the day."
So, I think:
P1: "What was your favorite subject in middle school?"
P2: "Mexican studies. It's a moot subject, but I loved it anyway."
P1: "Yeah, that was my 4th class of the day."
Of course, variation could be introduced, too. The important parts are:
So, yeah. I like the Nevada one, but that's a question that I would honestly ask, without referring to 4chan at all. (Yeah, I'm a bit of an airhead.) Nobody asks about middle school, and the secondary verification from the first person would just make both people that much more sure, since asking about middle school isn't as uncommon as mentioning mexican studies, and then saying something using the word "moot". I mean, come on. Who even uses that word any more?
So, yeah. That's what my brainmeats came up with.
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VIPPER2005-04-12 1:33
One thing to note, though, is that SA's hshake does not reference SA at all. So mentioning moot or the lucky number 4 sort of gives it away. Also, it should be a quick little back-and-forth, not some drawn-out shit that's obviously a forced in-joke.
I kinda like the mexican studies/middle school one. What sort of crazy Mensa middle school offers Mexican Studies?
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VIPPER2005-04-12 5:43
Regular person.
Q: So ya ever been to Cancún, Mexico?
A: Nah.
4channer.
Q: So ya ever been to Cancún, Mexico?
A1: Yeah it was VIP quality.
A2: Yeah, back in middle scchool.
A3: Zomg Rei harbl thrust vectoring.
(or any appropriate non sequitur answer)
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VIPPER2005-04-12 6:45
The other thing about the SA handshake is that nobody uses it. Unless you've been reading GBS far too much, "I'm from the Internet" is the least direct thing you'd want to say to someone.
It's not that hard, just pick a "meme" that's been beaten to death, say it to the suspected 4channer, and then you can both laugh like morons to confirm.
How about this:
"Do you read 4-chan?"
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Have sex
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VIPPER2005-04-14 12:14
>>122
Right general idea; but let's fine tune it in accordance to the needs of our target audience:
"Buttsecs?"
"buttsechs==yes!"
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VIPPER2005-04-14 12:18
The only reason to do something like this is to feel like you're part of some secret, special group. If you base the password on /b/tard shit, the only kind of special you'll be is the short bus kind.
Thus: "Do you read 4chan?" "Yes." should do in all cases.
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VIPPER2005-04-15 16:03
>>122
>"Do you read 4-chan?"
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[√] Have sex
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VIPPER2005-04-15 16:23
This secret 4chan question is a good idea and all,
but I don't really want to meet fellow 4channers,
I want to meet sexy women looking for one night stands!
We should make up a "secret" question and answer thing for women looking one night stands
Something like...
Man: "I have a condom, you wanna?"
Women: [ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Call Police
[ ] Ok, but do you even have a dick?
[ ] Buttsechs!!
[ ] Kouyama Mitsuki-chan！
[ ] WRYYYYYYYYYY
[ ] I'm A MaN!
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VIPPER2005-04-15 18:19
Q: I really hate Bush don't you? (Or any variant of this)
Republican foot soldier: (negative response, threats to kill_
Smarter or more indifferent righty: *shrug* yeah me too but what're you gonna do.
Democrat/Commie bastard: *leg humping*
Libby: *useless, long-winded blather*
4channer: WAHA!!!! (which can be played off in the middle of a crowd as "Wa-haat?"
Alternate: You could replace him with aids-ridden snack cakes and not tell the difference.
Alternate Alternate: If you knew the scriptures of Jesus as well as he did, you would not fear the Raptor so. (played off as rapture, said in holistic tone of voice)
Alty Al Alternate (risky): No kidding, I would rather live in a frozen harbor in Soviet Russia than here. (May cause you to blacklisted from businesses if heard by the wrong people)
See, those responses work, because if someone asked you that, but was not from 4chan, you could pretend to be making fun of the president's gay stance, mocking the religious right, or complaining about cost of living, lack of personal local freedoms.
Hey that question is too common to work out; we need a question that comes completely out of left field and that would normally never come out in conversation
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VIPPER2005-04-16 13:51
Question: Do you believe in Jesus?
Counter Question: Isn't there a bible now too?
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VIPPER2005-04-16 18:56
>>130
Q: gang of four?
A: more like chan of four, amirite?
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VIPPER2005-04-16 20:43
Q: Feel like some pretentious Bitchwankery?
A: Why yes, I am responding to a 4chan secret question
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VIPPER2005-04-16 21:59
>>133 my my aren't you the ever so hip and cynical young wapanese
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VIPPER2005-04-18 2:10
meh, i like the nevada one.
4channer: wheres nevada?
other: are you stupid?
4channer: stop avoiding the question.
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VIPPER2005-04-19 8:21
Why do we even need a secret question? For that matter, why do we even need to be meeting in real life?
Omg, do I hear someone making sense? Nah, that couldn't happen here....or could it......?
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VIPPER2005-04-19 17:31
>>136
Because you aren't cool on the internet unless you act like a goon. Obviously.
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VIPPER2005-04-20 10:20 (sage)
>>138
No shit. This whole board is predicated upon acting like others do. If 2ch and SA had a retarded baby, it'd be this board.
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VIPPER2005-04-20 15:15
Q:"hey man do your go to 4chan"
A:"no but I have heard of it"
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VIPPER2005-04-21 4:25 (sage)
Q: "Hey, what would be a good question/answer set to identify people from a specific group without giving away what that group is?"
A: "You mean like Something Awful's thing?"
Q: "Yeah, kinda."
A: (Anything)
Q: "What? That sucks!"
N: "Why would anyone even need one?"
Q and A: "I'll kill you!"
B: (Image which has completely stupid text photoshopped onto it)
DEUS EX MACHINA: "And so the problem was never solved. The end."
Seriously? I'd like for a secret question/answer set to exist, 'cause I like things like that. But anyone who cares about stuff like this will now suspect anyone who mentions Mexico to be secretly referring to 4chan. And everybody who doesn't like the Mexico thing or the Nevada thing or whatever will say, "But no, the SA thing is so good. Why can't we make something like that?" because they have it in their heads that a set referring to stairs and protection is perfect, when some originality or at least self-referentiality on the part of 4channers would make for a good set. Because if someone didn't read 4chan, they wouldn't get a reference, and so it wouldn't matter that it was a reference. It's unlikely (not impossible, but unlikely, so don't cite the three and a half instances in the entire internet that exist) that a website would talk about what goes on in 4chan, and it's unlikely as well that anybody would remember what they read about what goes on in a website they don't read. But hey, who am I to try to resolve things? I'm just a random VIPPER.
The Mexico sets suck! Random memes forevar and evar!
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VIPPER2005-04-29 1:53
This shit is pretty shit, FYI.
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VIPPER2005-04-30 13:36
Q: Do you read the news?
A: only if it's VIP quality!
>>139
>2ch and SA DID have a retarded baby, it is this board.
Fucking fixed.
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VIPPER2007-07-12 14:05
Suggestions:
Start a convo about cats-ask how big their cat is (Longcat is LONGGGGGGGG)
"What's your favorite Herb?" (Sage, Pronounced "sah-jay")
Alt: "What Herb do you use in your sauce?"(Same as above)
"Do you know when the internet was made?"(Last Thursday)
"Where can I buy a watch? My friend sold my other one/It ran out of power." (Go back to potatos.)[from "We're going back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist."]
"Can you Divide by Zero?"(Oh Shi-)
someone posted once on /b/ telling a story about how he messed up a question. he thought someone was a /b/ tard, and ran over and over in his head on what meme drop. well the guy in question was checking out the last customers, and the poster said "BABY FUCK BABY FUCK!"...the guy in question and the customers looked at him freaked out. his manager was behind him. the guy thought he was gonna get fired, but the manager was a /b/ tard as well. "IT'S AWWWWRIGHT."
it would be cool if we had that secret handshake maybe we should try and revive the efforts. I like the idea about "Where is Nevada" because it sounds just as nonsequitur as the stairs question.
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VIPPER2007-07-17 17:03
put your thumb on your nose and wiggle your fingers while patting your belly. The theif sign from qfg, liek 16 year old game.
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VIPPER2007-07-18 15:55
Q; How do I divide by zero?
A: Become an hero.
Q; Did you notice peeking at us from around the corner?
A: If I see that fucking cat one more time...
>>1 is best, though. Let's use that until it becomes too common.
If the conversation drifts onto the internet I just say "You ever heard of rules one or two?"
If they reply with fight club bullshit I know they're not a channer.
If they just say "Yes" I know they are
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VIPPER2009-03-28 10:21
Shoulda been "Rules one and two"
I blame the parents
>>171-172
What I find amusing is that in Fight Club, the two rules were made to be broken. Tyler/Narrator knew that new people would show up by word-of-mouth and the rules were used as a trigger to have people subconsciously break them.
In 4chan's case, people here have taken the term literally and cried when it completely backfired. And yet, they wonder why.
Q: Then who was phone ?
A: The mudkip flies at night.
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VIPPER2009-03-30 23:02
>>176
You are someone who receives sustenance from the anus of others
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VIPPER2009-03-31 12:34
Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A: Mexican Studies.
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VIPPER2009-03-31 15:56
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VIPPER2009-03-31 16:41
Q: How do you indent your code?
A: Forcefully!
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VIPPER2009-03-31 16:49
Q: Have you read your SICP today?
A: IHBT
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VIPPER2009-04-01 10:51
The only good one so far is the rules one and two one. It can't backfire because if they don't know then you just say it's from fight club.
Most of the others, if someone didn't know about 4chan they would think you were talking absolute random bullshit.
Even the ones that sound innocent could backfire as the answer is random crap, and if someone asked that innocent question who wasn't a channer you would look like a dick for saying the reply.
you: "Ever heard of rules 1 and 2?"
normal: "Yeah, from fight club"
channer: "Yes"
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VIPPER2009-04-01 10:57
I vote for Nevada
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VIPPER2009-04-01 13:21
>>183
The thing is if you ask someone where Nevada is and they are not a channer, they will think you are a fucking retard
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VIPPER2009-04-02 18:17
poppycock!
i say that you cannot ask a fellow 4channer "what catchphrase involves boatlights and balljoints?" because a whole part of the joke is that nobody gets it. and if you find someone who does get it, it isn't funny anymore, and thusly gets spammed as thus:
Outsider's answer: (Anything really)
Response to outsider's answer: I've heard others talking about him and wanted to know if you knew anything. No big deal.
what happened to the /b/ gang sign?
people don't notice it if it's inconspicuous
and unless they're /tards they don't know what they're looking at if they do see it.
I on the other hand have been using it successfully in my city, and only get responses from /tards.
/b/etter would be a small card we could keep in our wallets on the off chance a LEO /b/rother pulls us over, think of it as a get out of jail free card. They see it as you show them your id, don't question what it is if they're not /b/ro's and if they are and you're not being a serious public threat, you get away with small public nusciences.. maybe some breaks on parking tickets even put them on your dash, could curtail speeding tickets, parking tickets, and just generally any LEO over reaction.
"help a /b/rother out?" was our inital Q and the A was up to the LEO. I and many DQN escaped with our lives because a fellow /tard indeed helped a /b/rother out, seeing the /b/ in the top corner of my business card.
It was also extended to resumes in my city and has worked great,
using a 6pt /b/ in the bottom corner of a resume was amazingly effective, and lead to a great job with a telecom company.
Maybe someone should make an FAQ like the couponers did..
This will never reach its full potential without LEO and /b/.. the home of kawpypastuh.
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VIPPER2011-09-11 14:19
so i herd u liek necrobumps
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VIPPER2011-09-14 11:36
A stage in a VIPPER's life where s/he's unable to enjoy lesbian porn
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VIPPER2011-09-15 11:17
Ha ha I can't believe people were proud to be from /b/ back then. Holy shit what a mindfuck.
In case this thread lives on through history, Bin laden was killed and more recently steve jobs resigned as c.e.o. of apple due to cancer. WILL HE MAKE IT? only time will tell!
And the /b/side worldwide hand sign was the best.
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VIPPER2011-09-17 22:00
Person A: "Hey, want to touch my balls, little girl?"
Person B: "Yes, with my uterus."