Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.
Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.
This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:
General guidelines:
a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies
A pretty good example is
Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?
what happened to the /b/ gang sign?
people don't notice it if it's inconspicuous
and unless they're /tards they don't know what they're looking at if they do see it.
I on the other hand have been using it successfully in my city, and only get responses from /tards.
/b/etter would be a small card we could keep in our wallets on the off chance a LEO /b/rother pulls us over, think of it as a get out of jail free card. They see it as you show them your id, don't question what it is if they're not /b/ro's and if they are and you're not being a serious public threat, you get away with small public nusciences.. maybe some breaks on parking tickets even put them on your dash, could curtail speeding tickets, parking tickets, and just generally any LEO over reaction.
"help a /b/rother out?" was our inital Q and the A was up to the LEO. I and many DQN escaped with our lives because a fellow /tard indeed helped a /b/rother out, seeing the /b/ in the top corner of my business card.
It was also extended to resumes in my city and has worked great,
using a 6pt /b/ in the bottom corner of a resume was amazingly effective, and lead to a great job with a telecom company.
Maybe someone should make an FAQ like the couponers did..
This will never reach its full potential without LEO and /b/.. the home of kawpypastuh.
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VIPPER2011-09-11 14:19
so i herd u liek necrobumps
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VIPPER2011-09-14 11:36
A stage in a VIPPER's life where s/he's unable to enjoy lesbian porn
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VIPPER2011-09-15 11:17
Ha ha I can't believe people were proud to be from /b/ back then. Holy shit what a mindfuck.
In case this thread lives on through history, Bin laden was killed and more recently steve jobs resigned as c.e.o. of apple due to cancer. WILL HE MAKE IT? only time will tell!
And the /b/side worldwide hand sign was the best.
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VIPPER2011-09-17 22:00
Person A: "Hey, want to touch my balls, little girl?"
Person B: "Yes, with my uterus."