Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.
Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.
This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:
General guidelines:
a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies
A pretty good example is
Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?
How about this:
"Do you read 4-chan?"
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Have sex
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VIPPER2005-04-14 12:14
>>122
Right general idea; but let's fine tune it in accordance to the needs of our target audience:
"Buttsecs?"
"buttsechs==yes!"
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VIPPER2005-04-14 12:18
The only reason to do something like this is to feel like you're part of some secret, special group. If you base the password on /b/tard shit, the only kind of special you'll be is the short bus kind.
Thus: "Do you read 4chan?" "Yes." should do in all cases.
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VIPPER2005-04-15 16:03
>>122
>"Do you read 4-chan?"
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[√] Have sex
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VIPPER2005-04-15 16:23
This secret 4chan question is a good idea and all,
but I don't really want to meet fellow 4channers,
I want to meet sexy women looking for one night stands!
We should make up a "secret" question and answer thing for women looking one night stands
Something like...
Man: "I have a condom, you wanna?"
Women: [ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Call Police
[ ] Ok, but do you even have a dick?
[ ] Buttsechs!!
[ ] Kouyama Mitsuki-chan！
[ ] WRYYYYYYYYYY
[ ] I'm A MaN!
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VIPPER2005-04-15 18:19
Q: I really hate Bush don't you? (Or any variant of this)
Republican foot soldier: (negative response, threats to kill_
Smarter or more indifferent righty: *shrug* yeah me too but what're you gonna do.
Democrat/Commie bastard: *leg humping*
Libby: *useless, long-winded blather*
4channer: WAHA!!!! (which can be played off in the middle of a crowd as "Wa-haat?"
Alternate: You could replace him with aids-ridden snack cakes and not tell the difference.
Alternate Alternate: If you knew the scriptures of Jesus as well as he did, you would not fear the Raptor so. (played off as rapture, said in holistic tone of voice)
Alty Al Alternate (risky): No kidding, I would rather live in a frozen harbor in Soviet Russia than here. (May cause you to blacklisted from businesses if heard by the wrong people)
See, those responses work, because if someone asked you that, but was not from 4chan, you could pretend to be making fun of the president's gay stance, mocking the religious right, or complaining about cost of living, lack of personal local freedoms.
Hey that question is too common to work out; we need a question that comes completely out of left field and that would normally never come out in conversation
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VIPPER2005-04-16 13:51
Question: Do you believe in Jesus?
Counter Question: Isn't there a bible now too?
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VIPPER2005-04-16 18:56
>>130
Q: gang of four?
A: more like chan of four, amirite?
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VIPPER2005-04-16 20:43
Q: Feel like some pretentious Bitchwankery?
A: Why yes, I am responding to a 4chan secret question
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VIPPER2005-04-16 21:59
>>133 my my aren't you the ever so hip and cynical young wapanese
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VIPPER2005-04-18 2:10
meh, i like the nevada one.
4channer: wheres nevada?
other: are you stupid?
4channer: stop avoiding the question.
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VIPPER2005-04-19 8:21
Why do we even need a secret question? For that matter, why do we even need to be meeting in real life?
Omg, do I hear someone making sense? Nah, that couldn't happen here....or could it......?
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VIPPER2005-04-19 17:31
>>136
Because you aren't cool on the internet unless you act like a goon. Obviously.
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VIPPER2005-04-20 10:20 (sage)
>>138
No shit. This whole board is predicated upon acting like others do. If 2ch and SA had a retarded baby, it'd be this board.
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VIPPER2005-04-20 15:15
Q:"hey man do your go to 4chan"
A:"no but I have heard of it"
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VIPPER2005-04-21 4:25 (sage)
Q: "Hey, what would be a good question/answer set to identify people from a specific group without giving away what that group is?"
A: "You mean like Something Awful's thing?"
Q: "Yeah, kinda."
A: (Anything)
Q: "What? That sucks!"
N: "Why would anyone even need one?"
Q and A: "I'll kill you!"
B: (Image which has completely stupid text photoshopped onto it)
DEUS EX MACHINA: "And so the problem was never solved. The end."
Seriously? I'd like for a secret question/answer set to exist, 'cause I like things like that. But anyone who cares about stuff like this will now suspect anyone who mentions Mexico to be secretly referring to 4chan. And everybody who doesn't like the Mexico thing or the Nevada thing or whatever will say, "But no, the SA thing is so good. Why can't we make something like that?" because they have it in their heads that a set referring to stairs and protection is perfect, when some originality or at least self-referentiality on the part of 4channers would make for a good set. Because if someone didn't read 4chan, they wouldn't get a reference, and so it wouldn't matter that it was a reference. It's unlikely (not impossible, but unlikely, so don't cite the three and a half instances in the entire internet that exist) that a website would talk about what goes on in 4chan, and it's unlikely as well that anybody would remember what they read about what goes on in a website they don't read. But hey, who am I to try to resolve things? I'm just a random VIPPER.
The Mexico sets suck! Random memes forevar and evar!
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VIPPER2005-04-29 1:53
This shit is pretty shit, FYI.
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VIPPER2005-04-30 13:36
Q: Do you read the news?
A: only if it's VIP quality!
>>139
>2ch and SA DID have a retarded baby, it is this board.
Fucking fixed.
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VIPPER2007-07-12 14:05
Suggestions:
Start a convo about cats-ask how big their cat is (Longcat is LONGGGGGGGG)
"What's your favorite Herb?" (Sage, Pronounced "sah-jay")
Alt: "What Herb do you use in your sauce?"(Same as above)
"Do you know when the internet was made?"(Last Thursday)
"Where can I buy a watch? My friend sold my other one/It ran out of power." (Go back to potatos.)[from "We're going back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist."]
"Can you Divide by Zero?"(Oh Shi-)
someone posted once on /b/ telling a story about how he messed up a question. he thought someone was a /b/ tard, and ran over and over in his head on what meme drop. well the guy in question was checking out the last customers, and the poster said "BABY FUCK BABY FUCK!"...the guy in question and the customers looked at him freaked out. his manager was behind him. the guy thought he was gonna get fired, but the manager was a /b/ tard as well. "IT'S AWWWWRIGHT."
it would be cool if we had that secret handshake maybe we should try and revive the efforts. I like the idea about "Where is Nevada" because it sounds just as nonsequitur as the stairs question.
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VIPPER2007-07-17 17:03
put your thumb on your nose and wiggle your fingers while patting your belly. The theif sign from qfg, liek 16 year old game.
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VIPPER2007-07-18 15:55
Q; How do I divide by zero?
A: Become an hero.
Q; Did you notice peeking at us from around the corner?
A: If I see that fucking cat one more time...
>>1 is best, though. Let's use that until it becomes too common.