4chan Greeting Catchphrase

Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.

Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.

This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:

General guidelines:

a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies

A pretty good example is

Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died

Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?

Q: I really hate Bush don't you? (Or any variant of this)
Republican foot soldier: (negative response, threats to kill_
Smarter or more indifferent righty: *shrug* yeah me too but what're you gonna do.
Democrat/Commie bastard: *leg humping*
Libby: *useless, long-winded blather*
4channer: WAHA!!!! (which can be played off in the middle of a crowd as "Wa-haat?"
Alternate: You could replace him with aids-ridden snack cakes and not tell the difference.
Alternate Alternate: If you knew the scriptures of Jesus as well as he did, you would not fear the Raptor so. (played off as rapture, said in holistic tone of voice)
Alty Al Alternate (risky): No kidding, I would rather live in a frozen harbor in Soviet Russia than here. (May cause you to blacklisted from businesses if heard by the wrong people)
See, those responses work, because if someone asked you that, but was not from 4chan, you could pretend to be making fun of the president's gay stance, mocking the religious right, or complaining about cost of living, lack of personal local freedoms.