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4chan Greeting Catchphrase

Name: VIPPER 2005-04-09 23:25

Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.

Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.

This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:

General guidelines:

a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies

A pretty good example is

Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died

Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?

Name: VIPPER 2007-07-19 15:28

Q: Know where I can buy some boxcutters?
A: At Nevada-tan's.

Name: VIPPER 2007-07-19 16:36

OK, here's the ultimate one:

If you hear someone say: "4CHAN SECRET GREETING?"
You should answer with : "NOT LIKELY."

Name: VIPPER 2007-07-19 16:51

Q: My Cock is hard.
A: Seventeen.

Name: VIPPER 2007-07-20 9:33

Q: Your shoelaces are untied.

A: BWEEE..OOH! BWEE..OOH! BWEE...OOH! BWEE..OOH!

Name: VIPPER 2007-07-21 4:20

WHY IS THIS THREAD SO GAY?

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-26 3:54

>>165
Because balls are touching.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-26 21:27

What happened to itty bitty boat? there's some dude that gives a you a discount on used cars if you complete the combo.

itty bitty boat
itty bitty baby

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-26 21:30

>>167

other way, my bad. although, either one would do.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-26 21:35

what do you think of boxxy?

she is mai waifu

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-27 20:18

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-28 10:19

If the conversation drifts onto the internet I just say "You ever heard of rules one or two?"
If they reply with fight club bullshit I know they're not a channer.
If they just say "Yes" I know they are

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-28 10:21

Shoulda been "Rules one and two"
I blame the parents

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-29 1:29

>>171-172
What I find amusing is that in Fight Club, the two rules were made to be broken. Tyler/Narrator knew that new people would show up by word-of-mouth and the rules were used as a trigger to have people subconsciously break them.

In 4chan's case, people here have taken the term literally and cried when it completely backfired. And yet, they wonder why.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-29 10:10

>>173
Holy crap. That explains everything

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-29 10:58

>>173
that movie is deep yo

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-30 22:56

Q: Then who was phone ?
A: The mudkip flies at night.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-30 23:02

>>176
You are someone who receives sustenance from the anus of others

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-31 12:34

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A: Mexican Studies.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-31 15:56

Ÿ Ÿ

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-31 16:41

Q: How do you indent your code?
A: Forcefully!

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-31 16:49

Q: Have you read your SICP today?
A: IHBT

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-01 10:51

The only good one so far is the rules one and two one. It can't backfire because if they don't know then you just say it's from fight club.
Most of the others, if someone didn't know about 4chan they would think you were talking absolute random bullshit.
Even the ones that sound innocent could backfire as the answer is random crap, and if someone asked that innocent question who wasn't a channer you would look like a dick for saying the reply.
you: "Ever heard of rules 1 and 2?"
normal: "Yeah, from fight club"
channer: "Yes"

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-01 10:57

I vote for Nevada

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-01 13:21

>>183
The thing is if you ask someone where Nevada is and they are not a channer, they will think you are a fucking retard

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-02 18:17

poppycock!

i say that you cannot ask a fellow 4channer "what catchphrase involves boatlights and balljoints?"  because a whole part of the joke is that nobody gets it.  and if you find someone who does get it, it isn't funny anymore, and thusly gets spammed as thus:

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Name: VIPPER 2009-04-06 9:14

Secret question: How may I help you, sir?

Secret answer: FUCK YOU NIGGER

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-06 10:43

I still rather like

"How is your disposition to small blue water type pokemon?"

Even though you sound like a fucking retard, It works. Right?

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-06 20:19

>>187
No

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-06 20:20

tru

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-07 5:47

Q: Have you heard of Richard C. Mongler?

Inside answer: Om Nom Nom

Outsider's answer: (Anything really)
Response to outsider's answer: I've heard others talking about him and wanted to know if you knew anything. No big deal.

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-07 6:22

You all gay

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-07 8:28

Q: Are you a faggot?

If the answers yes then he's one of us!

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-07 9:10

Q: What must you conclude if your wife comes into the sitting room?

A: You've made the chain too long.

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-07 10:02

>>192
best one yet

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-14 22:50

It is simply wonderful how does the mindset of the vippers change through time.

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-20 19:55

BUMP MY ANUS

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-28 8:32

rape

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-28 8:32

double rape

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-28 8:32

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