Continued from a thread in /b/ where we tried and failed to come up with a question/answer pair that would serve to identify people as being possible Yotsubites.
Instead of saying "Hey man do you read 4chan?", which can potentially backfire, it would be wiser to have a catchphrase similar to SA's to greet each other outside of the forums.
This is top secret squirrel stuff :ssh:
General guidelines:
a) Do not post something fucking retarded like Q: "lol pedobear furry gaysex balls touching?" A: "ZOMG REI DONATE TO FUCK 4CHAN!". We need something that is an actual QUESTION AND ANSWER PAIR.
b) It's a Good Idea to only use the decided-upon catphrase to identify people as being Yotsubites, and not to use it all the time. We wouldn't want it entering popular lingo or spreading to groups of people who do not read the boards, as that would completely defeat the point of it.
c) Q: a question about the person you are asking to A: Affirmation, plus a subtle bit of information that identifies
A pretty good example is
Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
Let's try to come up with something that doesn't suck ass, okay?
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:28
>Q: Did you see the news on Channel 4?
>A: Yes, Richard C. Mongler died
winrar already.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:28
Q- Is this loli?
A- gb2y!
Q- Is it dot net or dot org?
A- dot org you faggot
Q- Why is she called Rei-tan?
A- She is cute, that is why she is called Rei-tan
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:31
Q- Where is Nevada?
A- In jail.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:32
Q: mysql connection failure?
A: I GUARANTEE IT!
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:33
I don't think people get the concept of these catchphrases. It's not meant to be a question and answer pair about 4chan; it's meant to be a question and answer pair about THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO. You are trying to find out if the person is a 4channer, so you are basically asking them "Do you read 4chan.org?" But instead of asking them if they read, you're asking them a bit of information about themself that normally would make sense, and people who are not Yotsubites will be able to answer, yet only Yotsubites will be able to give the correct answer.
Q: What do you think of Milhouse?
A: He IS NOT A FUCKING MEME
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:45
>>16
>the nevada one is perfect you idiot, if people dont get it, that's good.
are you dumb or something? i wouldn't like it if people wonder why THE HECK I ASKED THEM where nevada is. because they WOULD wonder. why? because everybody knows where nevada is, so nobody would have to ask it anyway.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:46
>>28
fail because you would have to reply to it that way if you are asked that question as well. which would lead to the question "whats a meme?"
INCORRECT ANSWER - what everyone else will respond with Q: Do you know where Nevada is? A: Yeah, right next to California, right?
CORRECT ANSWER - what Yotsubites will respond with Q: Do you know where Nevada is? A: In jail
It could work similar to the Stairs question because most people do have houses with stairs in them -- yet relatively few people have stairs in their house. Similarly, most people know where Nevada is -- but relatively few know where Nevada is.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:48
>>32
If people wonder why I yell "AIRRRRRRRR" at them, so much the better.
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Anonymous2005-04-09 23:48
>>31
not everyone doesn't care what people think like you.
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VIPPER2005-04-09 23:51
>>24
Yotsubite: "What was your major in middle school?"
Person asked: "what the fuck? major in middle school?"