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Metal detectors

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 23:25

I have a problem. There are metal detectors in my HS and I can't get my cellphone/ipod through. Any suggestions? AND DON'T SAY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 23:36

You don't need a cellphone or iPod in High School.  Period.  You should be studying, not annoying people with your faggot ass ringtones or isolating your self to listen to rap and watch QVGA porn.

Also, chances are, being in HS and all, you're <18.  If so, GTFO my 4chan.

Oh, and attempting to smuggle shit in will probably get you suspended.  I don't really know, but you should.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 1:50

just walk through fail class and get suspended. problem solved

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 4:58

bastard, metal detectors doesn't detect cellphones/mp3 players

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 14:48

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-21 15:17

SHOVE IT UP YOUR URETHRA!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 23:08

Get lead pants.  they're going to be in style soon anyways.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 16:55

Carry the items at the middle of your body to maximise distance from the sensors, walk as slowly and as level (no vertical movement) as you can get away with. In theory you should be able to get them through this way, but really you need to practice it and it depends on them letting you dawdle through the detector, so this method is of questionable value.

>>4
The batteries could be a big enough chunk to set them off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-02 15:26

slip them through the fence/window somewhere secret, from outside.

go through metal detectors.

pick up said devices from the inside.

but why the hell are their metal detectors at your school?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-03 16:52

>>9
Knifes 'n' shit.

>>1 drop out of hi skool.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-05 9:59

>>10
ROFL so true

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-06 2:43

>>10
 why not find another school

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-06 4:18

1. Obtain a small, powerful electromagnet.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-09 17:30

My girlfriend just puts her cell phone in her bra and turns it off. Apparently thats enough to keep the phone from being detected. I knew another girl that would hide her phone and ipod in a notebook and since the contents had to be taken out, the notebook was passed around the metal detector and she got her stuff into school that way

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 16:14

What people would do at my former occupation (theme park) was, the maintenance people would put them in their boots and claim them to be steel toe regardless of if they were or not (swipe -> beep! -> "steel toe?" "yeah." "okay.")
This obviously will work in your high school and you should thus try it with knives first.

Or, you could do what all the other employees did and just have someone standing on the other side of the entrance, surrepetitiously throw it to them, and then go through the detector.

I want to touch >>14's girlfriend's cell phone.

Srsly, some cells are small enough not to set off detectors. Good luck using that as a criterion when you purchase one in a store ("i'm looking for something that's small, plastic, and has as physically small a battery as possible..."

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 20:03

>>10
knives you dumb canadian

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 5:49

>>16

at least we dont need metal detectors

talking to my friend in north carolina, his old hs seems orwellian compared to mine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 19:11

>>1
 shove it up ur cock

Name: lol 2006-10-15 22:47

kek

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 8:47

kill yourself problem solved

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 17:05

COLUMBINE LOLZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 17:07

just take them both totally apart
noone will suspect anything

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 23:52

Hide it inside an AK47

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 11:44

Pay off the guards to hold them for you until you're through.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 17:27

get a plastic cell phone and an ipod shuffle.


done

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 19:44

>>25
Interesting Idea about the shuffle.


What do you do about shit like calculators?  can't you just put them by that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 1:33

Shove it up your...*reads OP*....butt?

srsly, i'd slip it through the fence in the morning, and pick it up at your leisure. for this i'd go to barnes and noble, buy anything, and get one of those green bags. put it behind some shrubbery where you can reach it later but it wont get mowed over. put item in the bag, tape it up with green duct tape (or black if you have to) and put it either over or through the fence. that way even if you have to leave it for a while, it wont get wet/run over/stolen(probobly)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 18:51

hehe. I like to pick up stuff off the ground. I found a fully functional ps1 with a controller and associated cables once in a bag on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 0:33

yeah, >>28 is a constant threat. thats why we went to pains to get a dark green bag. the less visible you can make this thing, the better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 23:11

Do a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 20:10

Use the boost to get through

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 18:33

when it beeps, say "That's just my ipod/cell phone."

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 6:03

"cellphone" and "ipod" huh?

aka Hunter's Knife and a Colt .45? :p

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 6:06

>>33
Nobody wants your kind here, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 8:53

lol, say its your pacemaker t(^_^t)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 7:33

>>34

Yeah, call me the faggot when you're the ones giving this kid tips on how to sneak metallic objects past a metal detector at his school.

Gee, I wonder WHY they spent the money on that inconvinence? Could it possibly be to prevent people from bringing in weapons?

As much as schools don't like cellphones and ipods, quite frankly they couldn't fucking care less if you had it. Take it out, put it in the fucking basket they have for your keys and other metal bits and go through and pick it up on the other side, numbskull.

There's only one fucking reason why people'd want to sneak contraban metal objects through a metal detector.

You didn't think anyone would really ask "How can I sneak a knife into my school past the metal detectors?" did you?

fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 3:23

>>36
Nice job making an assumption, FAGGOT. I hadn't posted in this thread at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 4:40

Fuck you all

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 7:05

>>37

You failed to comprehend English.

36's "you guys" obviously meant those who made suggestions. If you didn't make one, then you're obviously not included.

Anonymous fails grade school English.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 7:07

>>39

He said "you're the ones", not "you guys"

... but the point remains valid. >>37 can't read!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 2:54

>>36
If the kid was smart enough to ask that question in /b/, they would have immediately told him how.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 10:16

>>39
>>40
Fail. He lumped me in with the rest of them. It's time you two learned reading comprehension.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 7:15

>>42

Reading comprehension says the first to get defensive is usually the one 'at fault'

Seems like you started with the faggot bit :p

Name: Me 2008-09-04 17:28

To number 36:
Some schools do care if you bring in phones/electronics. Mine does, and they confiscate them if they find them in your backpack. [They search them while the students go through the metal detectors]
And then sometimes they charge money to give them back. [15 dollars at mine.]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-06 11:59

cover them in magnets.
DO IT FAGGOT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-08 4:21

I got a 2 ft titanium rod into the cabin of a commercial jet (US Airways). Flew from LAX to some airport in Pennsylvania.

The trick is to have it surgically implanted into your femur.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:01

YOU GUYS

Also, get an old/broken TI-8* calculator off eBay, hollow it out, and stick the metal parts of whatever you're sneaking through inside.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 5:52

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Name: killla rell 2008-09-15 7:38

yooooooo all of yall could suck my fat dick ya some lame ass niggasz go fuck yall selves

Name: killla rell 2008-09-15 7:38

yooooooo all of yall could suck my fat dick ya some lame ass niggasz go fuck yall selves

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 15:53

dad, wuts sex?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 16:59

faraday cage anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 11:35

Hallow out notebook and place inside? Place inside folders or a binder?

Seems easy to me.

Also, GTFO until you're 18.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 21:14

fuck this shyttt yall iisz not hell yall just a bunch of sarcastiic bastardsz..ii really need to get mii fone passed scanniin n all dat yall saii iisz siiick iit up where da sun dnt shiine how bout yuh take yur own adviice n stiic iit up yur ass or puss...wtf wrong wiit yall... ii bet yall just tryiin to b cool.... lame a motha fuckersz...go suck a diicc..thank yuh people that actually helped or atleast triied to help me..iimma try n follow yur proceedures

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 2:47

>>36
some schools are retarded enough to prevent their students from bringing in stuff like that just on the basis of distraction.  College is way better.

Name: King Reptar 2009-09-13 15:15

yeah this is off-topic but who gives a shit
whats the best way to sneak a metal pipe past a metal detector
im going to a concert that might have metal detectors

Name: HatesDumbidiots 2009-09-15 0:58

>>55

i'm guessing your the type of people that have been in highschool..... for a WHILE.

LEARN HOW TO WRITE ENGLISHHHHHHHH!

Name: Noggfresh 2009-09-17 2:04

Obviously u guyz are sum nerd ass niggaz y wouldn't he want to get his fone threw da metal detector... Da reason I have mah fone is to talk to bitches das why I sneak mah shit threw da metal detectorz... With out it I feel lost.:. I feel srry for da lamez dat are like "leave it home do your skool werk" cuz dey don't have social livez an fux wit no bitches at all lLmfaooo... bitch niggaz

Name: Noggfresh 2009-09-17 2:04

Obviously u guyz are sum nerd ass niggaz y wouldn't he want to get his fone threw da metal detector... Da reason I have mah fone is to talk to bitches das why I sneak mah shit threw da metal detectorz... With out it I feel lost.:. I feel srry for da lamez dat are like "leave it home do your skool werk" cuz dey don't have social livez an fux wit no bitches at all lLmfaooo... bitch niggaz

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 3:45

Your an Idiot.
And do a barrel role.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:49

Yes, and as a result of you sneaking your phone into class you can no longer spell, and you have poor grammar. You will enjoy that when you try to get a job. Have a nice future.

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Name: myyah lewiinskyy 2010-10-07 19:19

word ii hate stupiid ass people iif ii reallyy dhiidn need myy phone ii wouldn ask too sneak iit iin.

Name: noko 2011-05-26 11:10

36 is stupid because in com;puter based schools they wont let you have phones or ipods because u can hack in and screw up all the computers

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-02 14:16

im tryin to fig out how i can not get mine detected, cuz at my school (middle school) first time they catch it they confiscate it for 30 days
second 45
third the rest if the school year. it sucks

Name: Izzie 2012-02-22 7:26

Usually I put my electronics in the side pocket of my bookbag. It's pretty risky, since they bring in new security guards a lot, but it's only failed me once. (with my 3ds. >_> Haven't told my mom yet.)


Disassembling the phone beforehand and putting it in different small parts of your bookbag might work, but I haven't tried it. 

Though, I think I'll stop bringing it. >_> All this theorizing has made me more wary of what could happen.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 7:39

I don't know if this will affect your metal detectors, but it may work. 

The best way to steal from a department store is to line what your smuggling out with duct tape.  The magnetized EAS strip won't set off the detectors due to duct tape's metallic finish.  The duct tape doesn't set it off because it is not magnetized.  Now, this of course depends on how you want to go about it.  But there is a way to play it for a few days.

Line the inside of your bookbag/purse with duct tape for a few days.  Do it for a week.  More than likely it'll set off the detectors.  Sure they'll search for a while at first.  If you've got someone watching they'll eventually just wave you on if it's the bookbag every damn day.  Don't bring your trinkets.  When they start waving you on out of a matter of course, then throw your crap in the bag. 

A little social hacking is all you need.

Name: anon 2012-04-14 7:27

Bring your lunch to school and wrap it up in tin foil. They won't suspect a thing. Unless your schools like mine and your bag get xrayed, then your Fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 16:19

OP is actually going to bring a gun, and shoot up his school.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 0:13

Find a school with less niggers.

Name: Tomson 2012-04-19 21:57

use one of those cup phones made from plastic cups and a thread. you should be able to get past the metal detector with those.
If they're metal detectors not x rays then couldn't you hide it in a metal pencilcase or something?

Name: vulcanlog 2012-04-19 21:58

Use one of those cup phones made from plastic cups and a thread. you should be able to get past the metal detector with those.
If they're metal detectors not x rays then couldn't you hide it in a metal pencilcase or something?

Name: Umair 2012-04-20 9:39

Buy a new cell phone from <a href="http://www.binary-store.com">Binary Store</a> :p

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 13:02

Tell them you are a cyborg. Or that you have a metal implant.

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