Metal detectors

I have a problem. There are metal detectors in my HS and I can't get my cellphone/ipod through. Any suggestions? AND DON'T SAY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

fuck this shyttt yall iisz not hell yall just a bunch of sarcastiic bastardsz..ii really need to get mii fone passed scanniin n all dat yall saii iisz siiick iit up where da sun dnt shiine how bout yuh take yur own adviice n stiic iit up yur ass or puss...wtf wrong wiit yall... ii bet yall just tryiin to b cool.... lame a motha fuckersz...go suck a diicc..thank yuh people that actually helped or atleast triied to help me..iimma try n follow yur proceedures