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Metal detectors

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 23:25

I have a problem. There are metal detectors in my HS and I can't get my cellphone/ipod through. Any suggestions? AND DON'T SAY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 23:36

You don't need a cellphone or iPod in High School.  Period.  You should be studying, not annoying people with your faggot ass ringtones or isolating your self to listen to rap and watch QVGA porn.

Also, chances are, being in HS and all, you're <18.  If so, GTFO my 4chan.

Oh, and attempting to smuggle shit in will probably get you suspended.  I don't really know, but you should.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 1:50

just walk through fail class and get suspended. problem solved

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 4:58

bastard, metal detectors doesn't detect cellphones/mp3 players

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 14:48

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-21 15:17

SHOVE IT UP YOUR URETHRA!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 23:08

Get lead pants.  they're going to be in style soon anyways.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 16:55

Carry the items at the middle of your body to maximise distance from the sensors, walk as slowly and as level (no vertical movement) as you can get away with. In theory you should be able to get them through this way, but really you need to practice it and it depends on them letting you dawdle through the detector, so this method is of questionable value.

>>4
The batteries could be a big enough chunk to set them off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-02 15:26

slip them through the fence/window somewhere secret, from outside.

go through metal detectors.

pick up said devices from the inside.

but why the hell are their metal detectors at your school?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-03 16:52

>>9
Knifes 'n' shit.

>>1 drop out of hi skool.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-05 9:59

>>10
ROFL so true

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-06 2:43

>>10
 why not find another school

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-06 4:18

1. Obtain a small, powerful electromagnet.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-09 17:30

My girlfriend just puts her cell phone in her bra and turns it off. Apparently thats enough to keep the phone from being detected. I knew another girl that would hide her phone and ipod in a notebook and since the contents had to be taken out, the notebook was passed around the metal detector and she got her stuff into school that way

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 16:14

What people would do at my former occupation (theme park) was, the maintenance people would put them in their boots and claim them to be steel toe regardless of if they were or not (swipe -> beep! -> "steel toe?" "yeah." "okay.")
This obviously will work in your high school and you should thus try it with knives first.

Or, you could do what all the other employees did and just have someone standing on the other side of the entrance, surrepetitiously throw it to them, and then go through the detector.

I want to touch >>14's girlfriend's cell phone.

Srsly, some cells are small enough not to set off detectors. Good luck using that as a criterion when you purchase one in a store ("i'm looking for something that's small, plastic, and has as physically small a battery as possible..."

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 20:03

>>10
knives you dumb canadian

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 5:49

>>16

at least we dont need metal detectors

talking to my friend in north carolina, his old hs seems orwellian compared to mine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 19:11

>>1
 shove it up ur cock

Name: lol 2006-10-15 22:47

kek

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 8:47

kill yourself problem solved

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 17:05

COLUMBINE LOLZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 17:07

just take them both totally apart
noone will suspect anything

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 23:52

Hide it inside an AK47

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 11:44

Pay off the guards to hold them for you until you're through.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 17:27

get a plastic cell phone and an ipod shuffle.


done

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 19:44

>>25
Interesting Idea about the shuffle.


What do you do about shit like calculators?  can't you just put them by that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 1:33

Shove it up your...*reads OP*....butt?

srsly, i'd slip it through the fence in the morning, and pick it up at your leisure. for this i'd go to barnes and noble, buy anything, and get one of those green bags. put it behind some shrubbery where you can reach it later but it wont get mowed over. put item in the bag, tape it up with green duct tape (or black if you have to) and put it either over or through the fence. that way even if you have to leave it for a while, it wont get wet/run over/stolen(probobly)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 18:51

hehe. I like to pick up stuff off the ground. I found a fully functional ps1 with a controller and associated cables once in a bag on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 0:33

yeah, >>28 is a constant threat. thats why we went to pains to get a dark green bag. the less visible you can make this thing, the better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 23:11

Do a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 20:10

Use the boost to get through

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 18:33

when it beeps, say "That's just my ipod/cell phone."

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 6:03

"cellphone" and "ipod" huh?

aka Hunter's Knife and a Colt .45? :p

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 6:06

>>33
Nobody wants your kind here, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 8:53

lol, say its your pacemaker t(^_^t)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 7:33

>>34

Yeah, call me the faggot when you're the ones giving this kid tips on how to sneak metallic objects past a metal detector at his school.

Gee, I wonder WHY they spent the money on that inconvinence? Could it possibly be to prevent people from bringing in weapons?

As much as schools don't like cellphones and ipods, quite frankly they couldn't fucking care less if you had it. Take it out, put it in the fucking basket they have for your keys and other metal bits and go through and pick it up on the other side, numbskull.

There's only one fucking reason why people'd want to sneak contraban metal objects through a metal detector.

You didn't think anyone would really ask "How can I sneak a knife into my school past the metal detectors?" did you?

fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 3:23

>>36
Nice job making an assumption, FAGGOT. I hadn't posted in this thread at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 4:40

Fuck you all

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 7:05

>>37

You failed to comprehend English.

36's "you guys" obviously meant those who made suggestions. If you didn't make one, then you're obviously not included.

Anonymous fails grade school English.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 7:07

>>39

He said "you're the ones", not "you guys"

... but the point remains valid. >>37 can't read!

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