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Metal detectors

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 23:25

I have a problem. There are metal detectors in my HS and I can't get my cellphone/ipod through. Any suggestions? AND DON'T SAY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 2:54

>>36
If the kid was smart enough to ask that question in /b/, they would have immediately told him how.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 10:16

>>39
>>40
Fail. He lumped me in with the rest of them. It's time you two learned reading comprehension.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 7:15

>>42

Reading comprehension says the first to get defensive is usually the one 'at fault'

Seems like you started with the faggot bit :p

Name: Me 2008-09-04 17:28

To number 36:
Some schools do care if you bring in phones/electronics. Mine does, and they confiscate them if they find them in your backpack. [They search them while the students go through the metal detectors]
And then sometimes they charge money to give them back. [15 dollars at mine.]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-06 11:59

cover them in magnets.
DO IT FAGGOT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-08 4:21

I got a 2 ft titanium rod into the cabin of a commercial jet (US Airways). Flew from LAX to some airport in Pennsylvania.

The trick is to have it surgically implanted into your femur.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:01

YOU GUYS

Also, get an old/broken TI-8* calculator off eBay, hollow it out, and stick the metal parts of whatever you're sneaking through inside.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 5:52

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Name: killla rell 2008-09-15 7:38

yooooooo all of yall could suck my fat dick ya some lame ass niggasz go fuck yall selves

Name: killla rell 2008-09-15 7:38

yooooooo all of yall could suck my fat dick ya some lame ass niggasz go fuck yall selves

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 15:53

dad, wuts sex?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 16:59

faraday cage anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 11:35

Hallow out notebook and place inside? Place inside folders or a binder?

Seems easy to me.

Also, GTFO until you're 18.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 21:14

fuck this shyttt yall iisz not hell yall just a bunch of sarcastiic bastardsz..ii really need to get mii fone passed scanniin n all dat yall saii iisz siiick iit up where da sun dnt shiine how bout yuh take yur own adviice n stiic iit up yur ass or puss...wtf wrong wiit yall... ii bet yall just tryiin to b cool.... lame a motha fuckersz...go suck a diicc..thank yuh people that actually helped or atleast triied to help me..iimma try n follow yur proceedures

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 2:47

>>36
some schools are retarded enough to prevent their students from bringing in stuff like that just on the basis of distraction.  College is way better.

Name: King Reptar 2009-09-13 15:15

yeah this is off-topic but who gives a shit
whats the best way to sneak a metal pipe past a metal detector
im going to a concert that might have metal detectors

Name: HatesDumbidiots 2009-09-15 0:58

>>55

i'm guessing your the type of people that have been in highschool..... for a WHILE.

LEARN HOW TO WRITE ENGLISHHHHHHHH!

Name: Noggfresh 2009-09-17 2:04

Obviously u guyz are sum nerd ass niggaz y wouldn't he want to get his fone threw da metal detector... Da reason I have mah fone is to talk to bitches das why I sneak mah shit threw da metal detectorz... With out it I feel lost.:. I feel srry for da lamez dat are like "leave it home do your skool werk" cuz dey don't have social livez an fux wit no bitches at all lLmfaooo... bitch niggaz

Name: Noggfresh 2009-09-17 2:04

Obviously u guyz are sum nerd ass niggaz y wouldn't he want to get his fone threw da metal detector... Da reason I have mah fone is to talk to bitches das why I sneak mah shit threw da metal detectorz... With out it I feel lost.:. I feel srry for da lamez dat are like "leave it home do your skool werk" cuz dey don't have social livez an fux wit no bitches at all lLmfaooo... bitch niggaz

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 3:45

Your an Idiot.
And do a barrel role.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:49

Yes, and as a result of you sneaking your phone into class you can no longer spell, and you have poor grammar. You will enjoy that when you try to get a job. Have a nice future.

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Name: myyah lewiinskyy 2010-10-07 19:19

word ii hate stupiid ass people iif ii reallyy dhiidn need myy phone ii wouldn ask too sneak iit iin.

Name: noko 2011-05-26 11:10

36 is stupid because in com;puter based schools they wont let you have phones or ipods because u can hack in and screw up all the computers

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-02 14:16

im tryin to fig out how i can not get mine detected, cuz at my school (middle school) first time they catch it they confiscate it for 30 days
second 45
third the rest if the school year. it sucks

Name: Izzie 2012-02-22 7:26

Usually I put my electronics in the side pocket of my bookbag. It's pretty risky, since they bring in new security guards a lot, but it's only failed me once. (with my 3ds. >_> Haven't told my mom yet.)


Disassembling the phone beforehand and putting it in different small parts of your bookbag might work, but I haven't tried it. 

Though, I think I'll stop bringing it. >_> All this theorizing has made me more wary of what could happen.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 7:39

I don't know if this will affect your metal detectors, but it may work. 

The best way to steal from a department store is to line what your smuggling out with duct tape.  The magnetized EAS strip won't set off the detectors due to duct tape's metallic finish.  The duct tape doesn't set it off because it is not magnetized.  Now, this of course depends on how you want to go about it.  But there is a way to play it for a few days.

Line the inside of your bookbag/purse with duct tape for a few days.  Do it for a week.  More than likely it'll set off the detectors.  Sure they'll search for a while at first.  If you've got someone watching they'll eventually just wave you on if it's the bookbag every damn day.  Don't bring your trinkets.  When they start waving you on out of a matter of course, then throw your crap in the bag. 

A little social hacking is all you need.

Name: anon 2012-04-14 7:27

Bring your lunch to school and wrap it up in tin foil. They won't suspect a thing. Unless your schools like mine and your bag get xrayed, then your Fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 16:19

OP is actually going to bring a gun, and shoot up his school.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 0:13

Find a school with less niggers.

Name: Tomson 2012-04-19 21:57

use one of those cup phones made from plastic cups and a thread. you should be able to get past the metal detector with those.
If they're metal detectors not x rays then couldn't you hide it in a metal pencilcase or something?

Name: vulcanlog 2012-04-19 21:58

Use one of those cup phones made from plastic cups and a thread. you should be able to get past the metal detector with those.
If they're metal detectors not x rays then couldn't you hide it in a metal pencilcase or something?

Name: Umair 2012-04-20 9:39

Buy a new cell phone from <a href="http://www.binary-store.com">Binary Store</a> :p

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 13:02

Tell them you are a cyborg. Or that you have a metal implant.

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