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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:15

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
feels bad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:17

blowjob: 10 minutes
PC: countless hours of fun

you do the math

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:17

cool
multi-line
quoting

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:31

why didn't you just double up with your friend?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:38

>>4
First thing I thought of too. You are as dirty as me, Anon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:38

>>1
and the morale of the story never go to a party unless it is programming related and if not so stay on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:40

>>5
that is only because you are the same person.
also im so schicophrenic that im not sure if i am you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:57

Fuck, at least you have friends that go to and invite you to such parties; at least you have a chance. Most nerds never even get the opportunity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:00

be fat

browse /prog/

make up story to tell /prog/

imagine you have friends

post it

browse /prog/ more

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:09

>>8
is this realy true? i mean i know its true for, but are there realy meany nerds whit shit like this.
>>9
this is not polite. crap like this belongs into the imageboards just like the OP.

i would just like to add that i would rather ascosiate myself as a geek rather then nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:13

Why didn't you get on your knees and make it a triple?  Fucking nerds like you will never get any.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:28

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY MENTAL IMAGE OF /prog/ YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE Cool Free Gurus WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING AND ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY AND NOT WHINY LIKE NERDS FUCKFUCKFUCK

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:30

i wulod jsut lkie to add taht i wloud raehatr ascosiate mlesyf as a dilesxyc rhetar tehn nred.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:34

>>12
we are like this, just exept OP who clearly posted on /prog/ instead of /r9k/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:41

>>10
>>12
What is this distinction between "geek" and "nerd"? To me, they're always equivalent. Maybe they technically have different meanings, but nowadays they both refer to socially inept intellectuals.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:47

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:50

expert
proper
multi
line
quoting
ITT

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:52

expert
proper
multi
line
quoting
ITT
V2

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:53

but can you
escape

the

quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:53

but can you
escape

the

quoting?
Yes I can.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 13:55

>>15
they both refer to socially inept intellectuals.

yes, but a nerd is someone rather good at school with interests like math and physics, while a geek is someone who lives more in a dream world and has a rather odd or exotic hobbie(s) which he is obsesive about and is not that good at school.

being a nerd might be more of a plus when you grow up while being a geek grants you less chances.

ofcourse both are not mutualy exclusive, i for example am quite good at math and physics but had avarage and some bad grades in school, but i live quite in a dreamworld and am generaly a weirdo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:14

>>21
i for example am quite good at math and physics but had avarage and some bad grades in school

obviously

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:18

i 4 example r quite well at englesh

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:23

fucking grammar nazis
this isnt /b/ here

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:47

>>23
OMG GO BACK TO /B? UR RUINING THE INTEGRETY OF /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:51

/prog/ - pro grammaring

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 14:52

>>25
Blow off, dingdong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 15:20

>>26
OH GOD!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 15:31

friends invite to a party similar to OPs
don't go, stay at home and play touhou, browse 4chan, and read SICP
feels good

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 15:58

>>29
people still play touhou?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:04

>>26
i loled

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:05

go away to home and browse /prog/ [o]

  > feels bad

you dirty fag get of my /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:06

• be fat
• friends all have jobs and girlfriends and don't care much for me
• stay home, drink, play wow and browse /prog/
• forget how to feels

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:10

>>33
play wow
Hold it there Kodak! You can be a fat loser all you want, but at least don't subject yourself to torture!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:27

>>34
You want a bricksock!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:34

>>20
Thanks bro,
you are awesome.

But what the fuck was that afterwards?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:34

Nerds = nerds
Geeks = hipster faggots

true story

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:44

i dont have friends and cant program for shit and enjoy java because i dont need to implement my own shit - i can steal instead.

you now feel better

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 16:56

>>1
I know how you feel, man. You're not alone. :|

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:02

>>1
And yet you are alone.  So very alone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:04

>>37
It is true.

Also, women are pretty much worthless. A realdoll will give you sex whenever you want, won't interrupt you with inanity when you are haxing, won't clutter the bathroom with stupid shit, rearrange furniture (or rather, tell you how to rearrange your furniture), and is definitely cheaper. If you aren't willing to get a realdoll, a real woman will not be an improvement on your situation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:19

>>40
Hey man, don't be hatin' on >>1.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:47

>>41
maybe if you wouldnt be such a pussy, you would enjoy the pleasure and benefits of slaping bitches because then the do what you say.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 18:05

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a > blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
learn how to become a BBCODE MASTER

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 18:34

i love geeks xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCq6E6tnQKg

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 19:00

>>1
You should have slapped the double blowjob girl for ruining the one-to-one mapping of males to drunken sex with females.


 Or you should have fucked a pigeonhole instead

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 19:03

You should go back and hax her anus OP.  You still have time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 1:32

>>46
But if there's only m girls for n penises OP's penis will be m+1! He'll have to share a slot!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 2:25

>>48
No no no no.

Each girl can safely support three penises.

Therefore, for X girls, 3X penises can be inserted. Any more, and the girl/penis boundary is crossed, and the risk of a hyperdickmension spawning increases drastically. Using the bisexuality overdrive chip, the boundary can be altered, but this is highly dangerous. Do not pay heed to its proponents, or you will enter an ill advised man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 3:12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 3:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Kb8Pt0Olo

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 4:37

>>1
Not your fucking blog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 7:58

I have friends who occasionally invite me out. I haven't spoken to them in months, and don't really care. Tonight I will read my sicp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 8:09

Stop bumping this horrible /b/ thread, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 12:58

>>49
I know a girl that can support up to 10 penises[1]

[1]http://twitter.com/LeahCulver

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:06

>>55
Leah Culver is such a whore because she won't have sex with anyone on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:06

>>56
Whore no.

Annoying, obnoxious, narcissistic bitch: yes.


Do not microwave socks

Burnt-socks

... it does not end well.

I tried to dry my rain-soaked socks, discreetly, in the Six Apart office microwave. Now my socks are burnt, everyone is talking about the smell, and I'm kind of obligated to blog about it.

Now why exactly is it important that THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOW ABOUT HER SOCKS?
There is no reason, this bitch needs to STFU and gb2kitchen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:12

>>57
there is an unfollow option, y'know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:13

>>57

More importantly, why did you put her quote in code tags?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:13

>>57
You are just jealous that someone will actually read about Leah's socks and you don't have that kind of audience.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2010-01-22 14:35

>>57
Hey, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:38

>>59
> More importantly, why did you put her quote in [b]code tags?[/b]

Because those are Web 2.0 quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:55

>>60
LOL whatever you have to tell yourself to get yourself through your day.

>>61

Back in your kitchen, bitch, and make me some pie.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2010-01-22 15:02

>>63
All that pie is the reason you're too fat to leave your basement. Eat a fucking carrot every once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:14

shut up and make that fucking pie. i didnt ask for your opinion bitch and besides im not gonna eat it just so you know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:18

Why is this the most popular thread in /prog/ at the moment?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:22

>>66
MAKE ME A SAMMICH

Name: WELL WHERE IS IT???//? 2010-01-22 15:31

>>64
The house I own here in SoCal does not have a basement, nor am I too fat to leave said house. In fact I'm at work being the Sysadmin to the Stars, baby.

My ideal weight is 185, and I'm at 200; for 6 feet tall that's not too bad. Desk job, etc...

Now then...WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THAT PIE I TOLD YOU TO BAKE?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:33

>>66
because it contains PIE !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:59

>>69
π

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:04

>>70
I find it amazing that you have to go all the way through kigou to get that, when pi would make more sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 17:51

Maybe it's for the best you didn't stay at the party >>1­-san or this might have happened to you:
http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:11

/prog/ says "BITCHES AND WHORES"
Go to party
Find out it's true
Come back to /prog/ to talk about it
Thanks, friend!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:15

This thread is so much like my life. Must not let it die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:21

>>71
Go to DrScheme (which, being a reader of /prog/, should already be open with SICP exercises being composed). Type \Pi then type Alt+\ and YOU JUST SUMMONED THE SPIRIT OF Π WITH YOUR SPELLS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:26

>>73
We're here to help.
So...
Help us to help you: take the dog shit out from between your ears and LISTEN to your Anon brethren for a change.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:35

>>75
That's kinda neat, and seems to work for most greek letters (Upper and lowercase)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:04

>>75
Or you could just press ⇧⌥P.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:09

>>73
please
use
optimized
quoting

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:16

>>1
What the fuck kind of party is this? I've been to a great deal of parties, but never one where every fuckin body's getting a blowjob every fucking where. Are you friends porn stars?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:17

>>79
please
don't
bump
this
thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:17

>>80
your friends! your friends !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 2:47

>>1
How old are you, son?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 9:44

>>83
♀ and what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 16:12

>>84
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 5:46

>>50
>>51
IL_OP_IMAD
fucking wannabe nerds. Can't those asshats get behind a keyboard, for 8+ months, coding sepples, drinking mountain dew, and earning $100 an hour for mind drudging work.
When they get out, they'll at least have an idea of what being a geek is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 8:30

This thread makes me simmer with rage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 8:48

>>86
You're directing your rage at a shitty song called Birthday Sex?
Your virginity is painfully obvious! so is mine ;_;


Perhaps you were refering to >>45 instead of >>51­.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 15:16

>>85
There was a thread on /x/ (and I believe it originated on /b/):

    ``Alt+your age''

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:09

>>89
Alt-14?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:30

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:38

1. You have good friends who invite you to parties.
2. You got to talk to a whore.

Fuck you OP, I have no opportunity for any fun. What remains here is jocks dating stupid immature chicks, I haven't even ever found someone I'd like to hit it with; fucking immature kids.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:55

>>37

Fuck this shit. I'm fucking tired of hearing that god damn word. STFU. What the fuck should that even mean?

And fyi

Nerd: Someone of ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLECT who is OBSESSED with a multitude of INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING/ACADEMICAL fields. Most of /prog/ I presume are nerds.

Geek: A freak/queer guy who has strange obsessions such as animé. He doesn't need to be smart. He doesn't need to be athletically incapable either.

Most nerds are generally mature while most geeks are generally immature of at least live in their of world. Most of the nerds I know are quite sociable and most of them are also popular to some extent. There is also a small fraction of Nerd&Geek kids and a lot of geeks whose obsessions have become so popular they aren't that geeky any more.

The word geek is mainly associate with technology because of all the self proclaimed Apple and Microsoft fanboys who although the can't even distinguish between the hardware they will promptly buy all the shit the aforementioned corporations innovate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:08

Girls are crazy, they want to control your life, take your money, take you away from your friends and use all your fucking time
Sorry.
DO NOT WANT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:15

>>94
dont worry. the LCU i have developed will fully control your life at maximum efficiency, and then these fleshballs you call girls will be obselete.

and so at last we will control the human plague.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:22

>>94

Read this than say it again:

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:10

make love to my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:36

Jesus, 97 posts and no-one even welcomes Taro back

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:56

>>98
hyphenating no one

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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 1:24

hacker = hacker
nerds = geeks = faggots

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 1:30

>>100
You're a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 10:56

>>99
noone being two words
How did you get that green text?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:46

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:35

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: 2012-01-25 7:19

Don't change these.
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