/prog/ - (sigh) — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:15

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
feels bad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:04

>>37
It is true.

Also, women are pretty much worthless. A realdoll will give you sex whenever you want, won't interrupt you with inanity when you are haxing, won't clutter the bathroom with stupid shit, rearrange furniture (or rather, tell you how to rearrange your furniture), and is definitely cheaper. If you aren't willing to get a realdoll, a real woman will not be an improvement on your situation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:19

>>40
Hey man, don't be hatin' on >>1.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 17:47

>>41
maybe if you wouldnt be such a pussy, you would enjoy the pleasure and benefits of slaping bitches because then the do what you say.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 18:05

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a > blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
learn how to become a BBCODE MASTER

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 18:34

i love geeks xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCq6E6tnQKg

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 19:00

>>1
You should have slapped the double blowjob girl for ruining the one-to-one mapping of males to drunken sex with females.

Or you should have fucked a pigeonhole instead

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 19:03

You should go back and hax her anus OP. You still have time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 1:32

>>46
But if there's only m girls for n penises OP's penis will be m+1! He'll have to share a slot!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 2:25

>>48
No no no no.

Each girl can safely support three penises.

Therefore, for X girls, 3X penises can be inserted. Any more, and the girl/penis boundary is crossed, and the risk of a hyperdickmension spawning increases drastically. Using the bisexuality overdrive chip, the boundary can be altered, but this is highly dangerous. Do not pay heed to its proponents, or you will enter an ill advised man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 3:12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 3:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Kb8Pt0Olo

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 4:37

>>1
Not your fucking blog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 7:58

I have friends who occasionally invite me out. I haven't spoken to them in months, and don't really care. Tonight I will read my sicp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 8:09

Stop bumping this horrible /b/ thread, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 12:58

>>49
I know a girl that can support up to 10 penises^[1]

^[1]http://twitter.com/LeahCulver

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:06

>>55
Leah Culver is such a whore because she won't have sex with anyone on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:06

>>56
Whore no.

Annoying, obnoxious, narcissistic bitch: yes.



Do not microwave socks



Burnt-socks



... it does not end well.



I tried to dry my rain-soaked socks, discreetly, in the Six Apart office microwave. Now my socks are burnt, everyone is talking about the smell, and I'm kind of obligated to blog about it.

Now why exactly is it important that THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOW ABOUT HER SOCKS?
There is no reason, this bitch needs to STFU and gb2kitchen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:12

>>57
there is an unfollow option, y'know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:13

>>57

More importantly, why did you put her quote in code tags?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:13

>>57
You are just jealous that someone will actually read about Leah's socks and you don't have that kind of audience.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2010-01-22 14:35

>>57
Hey, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:38

>>59
> More importantly, why did you put her quote in [b]code tags?[/b]

Because those are Web 2.0 quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:55

>>60
LOL whatever you have to tell yourself to get yourself through your day.

>>61

Back in your kitchen, bitch, and make me some pie.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2010-01-22 15:02

>>63
All that pie is the reason you're too fat to leave your basement. Eat a fucking carrot every once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:14

shut up and make that fucking pie. i didnt ask for your opinion bitch and besides im not gonna eat it just so you know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:18

Why is this the most popular thread in /prog/ at the moment?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:22

>>66
MAKE ME A SAMMICH

Name: WELL WHERE IS IT???//? 2010-01-22 15:31

>>64
The house I own here in SoCal does not have a basement, nor am I too fat to leave said house. In fact I'm at work being the Sysadmin to the Stars, baby.

My ideal weight is 185, and I'm at 200; for 6 feet tall that's not too bad. Desk job, etc...

Now then...WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THAT PIE I TOLD YOU TO BAKE?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:33

>>66
because it contains PIE !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:59

>>69
π

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:04

>>70
I find it amazing that you have to go all the way through kigou to get that, when pi would make more sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 17:51

Maybe it's for the best you didn't stay at the party >>1-san or this might have happened to you:
http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:11

/prog/ says "BITCHES AND WHORES"
Go to party
Find out it's true
Come back to /prog/ to talk about it
Thanks, friend!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:15

This thread is so much like my life. Must not let it die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:21

>>71
Go to DrScheme (which, being a reader of /prog/, should already be open with SICP exercises being composed). Type \Pi then type Alt+\ and YOU JUST SUMMONED THE SPIRIT OF Π WITH YOUR SPELLS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:26

>>73
We're here to help.
So...
Help us to help you: take the dog shit out from between your ears and LISTEN to your Anon brethren for a change.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:35

>>75
That's kinda neat, and seems to work for most greek letters (Upper and lowercase)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:04

>>75
Or you could just press ⇧⌥P.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:09

>>73
please
use
optimized
quoting

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:16

>>1
What the fuck kind of party is this? I've been to a great deal of parties, but never one where every fuckin body's getting a blowjob every fucking where. Are you friends porn stars?

(sigh)

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