(sigh)

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
feels bad

>>37
It is true.

Also, women are pretty much worthless. A realdoll will give you sex whenever you want, won't interrupt you with inanity when you are haxing, won't clutter the bathroom with stupid shit, rearrange furniture (or rather, tell you how to rearrange your furniture), and is definitely cheaper. If you aren't willing to get a realdoll, a real woman will not be an improvement on your situation.