(sigh)

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
feels bad

>>56
Whore no.

Annoying, obnoxious, narcissistic bitch: yes.


Do not microwave socks

Burnt-socks

... it does not end well.

I tried to dry my rain-soaked socks, discreetly, in the Six Apart office microwave. Now my socks are burnt, everyone is talking about the smell, and I'm kind of obligated to blog about it.

Now why exactly is it important that THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOW ABOUT HER SOCKS?
There is no reason, this bitch needs to STFU and gb2kitchen.