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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:15

be fat
friends invite to a party with 1:1 girl ratio
there's lot of alcohol
start to approach and talk to a girl
go take a beer and find out one of my friends is receiving a blowjob in the kitchen
go take a look at the other rooms
other friend is already making sex
find the other girls are all locked with friends in the bedrooms
return to the place where the girl i was talking are
she is not there anymore
find out she is giving a double blowjob with other girl to one of my friends in the next room
be totally alone in the party while everyone is having sex
go away to home and browse /prog/
feels bad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:17

>>79
please
don't
bump
this
thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:17

>>80
your friends! your friends !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 2:47

>>1
How old are you, son?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 9:44

>>83
♀ and what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 16:12

>>84
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 5:46

>>50
>>51
IL_OP_IMAD
fucking wannabe nerds. Can't those asshats get behind a keyboard, for 8+ months, coding sepples, drinking mountain dew, and earning $100 an hour for mind drudging work.
When they get out, they'll at least have an idea of what being a geek is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 8:30

This thread makes me simmer with rage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 8:48

>>86
You're directing your rage at a shitty song called Birthday Sex?
Your virginity is painfully obvious! so is mine ;_;


Perhaps you were refering to >>45 instead of >>51­.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 15:16

>>85
There was a thread on /x/ (and I believe it originated on /b/):

    ``Alt+your age''

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:09

>>89
Alt-14?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:30

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:38

1. You have good friends who invite you to parties.
2. You got to talk to a whore.

Fuck you OP, I have no opportunity for any fun. What remains here is jocks dating stupid immature chicks, I haven't even ever found someone I'd like to hit it with; fucking immature kids.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 15:55

>>37

Fuck this shit. I'm fucking tired of hearing that god damn word. STFU. What the fuck should that even mean?

And fyi

Nerd: Someone of ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLECT who is OBSESSED with a multitude of INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING/ACADEMICAL fields. Most of /prog/ I presume are nerds.

Geek: A freak/queer guy who has strange obsessions such as animé. He doesn't need to be smart. He doesn't need to be athletically incapable either.

Most nerds are generally mature while most geeks are generally immature of at least live in their of world. Most of the nerds I know are quite sociable and most of them are also popular to some extent. There is also a small fraction of Nerd&Geek kids and a lot of geeks whose obsessions have become so popular they aren't that geeky any more.

The word geek is mainly associate with technology because of all the self proclaimed Apple and Microsoft fanboys who although the can't even distinguish between the hardware they will promptly buy all the shit the aforementioned corporations innovate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:08

Girls are crazy, they want to control your life, take your money, take you away from your friends and use all your fucking time
Sorry.
DO NOT WANT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:15

>>94
dont worry. the LCU i have developed will fully control your life at maximum efficiency, and then these fleshballs you call girls will be obselete.

and so at last we will control the human plague.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:22

>>94

Read this than say it again:

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:10

make love to my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:36

Jesus, 97 posts and no-one even welcomes Taro back

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 17:56

>>98
hyphenating no one

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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 1:24

hacker = hacker
nerds = geeks = faggots

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 1:30

>>100
You're a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 10:56

>>99
noone being two words
How did you get that green text?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:46

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:35

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: 2012-01-25 7:19


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