>>75
I don't know, what did I do? It looks fine to me, although my "LISP" does encroach slightly onto >>72's post1. Firefox 3.1a1pre.
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>>128
I once saw this stuck-up bitch walking down the street all stuck-up and stuff, then the heel on her shoe broke and she fell face down on the sidewalk. I felt bad for her :(
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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Anonymous2008-06-11 10:46
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 14:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-11 15:29
With our spells we fuck around instead of doing something that will get us a job.
>>164
Heh, a friend of mine got a job at Streamtech working with common lisp. Of course, that's less compelling than I got a job at Streamtech. But still, Lisp jobs exist.
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Anonymous2008-06-12 9:23
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 9:25
>>167
I doesn't matter who got the job, anon is never to be trusted.
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Anonymous2008-06-12 11:02
>>169
I don't trust you that anon is never to be trusted.
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Anonymous2008-06-12 12:32
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 12:54
>>164
As soon as Croma is ready for primetime all our spell practice will be rewarded.
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Anonymous2008-06-12 13:21
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 13:24
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 13:25
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 13:57
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 14:31
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 16:08
Lithp
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Anonymous2008-06-12 16:09
Lisp
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Anonymous2008-06-12 16:25
JEWS
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Anonymous2008-06-12 18:11
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 18:39
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 19:02
I LOVE LOUISE!
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Anonymous2008-06-12 19:05
LOUISE I-SA LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 19:07
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 20:10
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-12 23:35
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 3:12
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 3:12
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 3:12
lisp
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Anonymous2008-06-13 4:06
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 4:08
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 5:31
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:06
FC++
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:34
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:45
I was taught assembler
in my second year of school.
It's kinda like construction work --
with a toothpick for a tool.
So when I made my senior year,
I threw my code away,
And learned the way to program
that I still prefer today.
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:45
Now, some folks on the Internet
put their faith in C++.
They swear that it's so powerful,
it's what God used for us.
And maybe it lets mortals dredge
their objects from the C.
But I think that explains
why only God can make a tree.
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:45
For God wrote in Lisp code
When he filled the leaves with green.
The fractal flowers and recursive roots:
The most lovely hack I've seen.
And when I ponder snowflakes,
never finding two the same,
I know God likes a language
with its own four-letter name.
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:45
Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,
so I've seen what C can hold.
I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,
Got that Java stuff down cold.
Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code
is a SNOBOL's chance in Hell.
And I basically hate hieroglyphs,
so I won't use APL.
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:46
Now, God must know all these languages,
and a few I haven't named.
But the Lord made sure, when each sparrow falls,
that its flesh will be reclaimed.
And the Lord could not count grains of sand
with a 32-bit word.
Who knows where we would go to
if Lisp weren't what he preferred?
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:46
And God wrote in Lisp code
Every creature great and small.
Don't search the disk drive for man.c,
When the listing's on the wall.
And when I watch the lightning burn
Unbelievers to a crisp,
I know God had six days to work,
So he wrote it all in Lisp.
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Anonymous2008-06-13 9:46
Yes, God had a deadline.
So he wrote it all in Lisp.
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God2008-06-13 9:58
Well, ostensibly, yes. But honestly, we hacked it together with perl1.
>>238
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING YOU SHITTING DICKGORGER
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Anonymous2008-06-14 20:37
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-14 20:49
liSP
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Anonymous2008-06-15 4:41
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-15 6:35
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┒
│ ◕ ◕ ┃
│ REASON ┃
│ Version 1.0B7 ┃
│ Gatling type 3 mm hypervelocity railgun system ┃
│ Ng Security Industries, Inc. ┃
│ PRERELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE ┃
│ DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA ┃
│ -ULTIMA RATIO REGUM- ┃
│ ◕ ◕ ┃
┕━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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Anonymous2008-06-15 12:01
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────┒
│ ◕ ◕ ┃
│ SICP ┃
│ Version 6.001 ┃
│ Structure and Interpretation of Comptuer Programs ┃
│ Massachusetts Institute of Technology ┃
│ ``WE CONJURE THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER ┃
│ WITH OUR SPELLS.'' ┃
│ -- GJS ┃
│ ◕ ◕ ┃
┕━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
IF U WERE HIDDEN BY A spoiler TAG TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR HOVERING CUZ ID B N DA
REPLY BOX TO RITE A RAD BBCODE PROGRAM! B B c o d e B B c o d e B B c o d e
WE TRUE BBCODE EXPERTS WE CHASTIZE PEOPLE FOR FAILING BBCODE
WE WRITE BBCODE GAMES TOGETHER
send this BBCODE to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get
this, if you get even 1 (perfect reproduction) your A TRUE BBCODE EXPERT
circlePts r a b n = map (\x -> (r*cos(x/n*pi)+a, r*sin(x/n*pi)+b, 0.0)) [-n..n]
ringPts o i a b n = concat$map (\(x,y) -> [x,y]) $ zip (circlePts o a b n) (circlePts i a b n)
starPts r x y n = o++i
where
(o,i) = partition (\(x,_) -> odd x)
$zip [1,2..]
$circlePts r x y n
I'm reading http://tinyurl.com/ygrzr7 right now. I don't really have any plans as for what to read later yet, so I might check your book after I'm done with the basics.
Wait, so what if you want to, for instance, say that x is going to y to do z? klama doesn't accept the argument that defines the goal of the travel/movement?
>>308
I laughed far harder than I should have. Sometimes these unfunny jokes totally get me ：（
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Anonymous2008-06-18 8:31
There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"
I prefer the original joke where the Software Engineer suggests pushing the car back up the top of the hill to see if it happens again
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Anonymous2008-06-18 13:38
There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"..."
"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"
"Why am I reading this book?"
"Uh, I don't know?"
"So that the room will be empty."
"Wait a second, we aren't in a r... !"
And at that time the three engineers were Enlightened.
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Anonymous2008-06-18 13:40
>>314
I can see that you didn't understand the wisdom of the original story.
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Anonymous2008-06-18 13:41
>>315
I can see that you don't understand the process of binding.
The short, bearded figure stood on the stage, gesturing furiously as he declaimed on the evils of the RIAA and occasionally pacing around a bit.
"Richard, you've changed," murmured the balding, nondescript-looking man in the audience to himself.
After the talk, the bearded man strolled up the stairs, unconcerned by the train of scruffy-looking undergraduates following after. He was headed for the cookie table. As he began to shovel handfuls of madeleines and pecan brownies into his mouth, the bald, mustachioed man approached.
"Eric," the bearded man gasped, nearly dropping a handful of shortbread cookies (but not quite.)
"Richard," the bald man said firmly.
"What brings you here?" asked the bearded man. The undergraduates merely stared wide-eyed, knowing something special was happening, but not knowing quite what. At least, the ones who weren't also going for the cookie table.
"Well, Richard, you'll remember how we knew each other, seven years before you started the GNU project," said Eric.
"Yes..." Richard began to say, when he was interrupted by a particularly young-looking undergraduate.
"In the *biblical* sense?" taunted the undergraduate, as she adjusted her baseball cap and pulled on her red hair.
There was silence.
"Yes, young ladies and gentlemen, in the biblical sense," said Eric.
"I think we need to go upstairs, to my office," said Richard.
"But you don't have an office here."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I mean the office of the faculty member who sponsored my talk here, Professor *mumble *mumble*," Richard said, as the last words of his sentence were obscured by a mouthful of fudge wafers.
"Okay."
Together, they headed for the elevator as the crowd of undergraduates, graduate students, and administrators who had gathered (no faculty members, since they wouldn't have wanted to be seen at a gathering where students would be present) gaped speechlessly. They got off at the seventh floor and Richard directed them towards a corner office.
"Don't worry, Professor *mumble mumble* won't be here for the rest of the afternoon," said Richard, who still had managed to make those fudge wafers last for four floors.
As they settled at opposite ends of the black leather couch that occupied a small portion of the office, Eric looked at Richard.
"You looked better with short hair," he said.
"Well, you looked better before you gained that 30 pounds," said Richard.
"It's all muscle," he said, and they both laughed. Then they were silent.
Eric broke the silence. "Open-source software, free software, why did we let such distinctions of terminology divide us so? Linux has been such a huge success and we've both contributed to that. We have more similarities than differences."
"That's *GNU/Linux*, Eric, and you ought to know why as well as anybody. Why, the Linux operating system would be completely nonfunctional without the many software utilities contributed by volunteers for the GNU project, including--"
"Richard, Richard. You're not talking to a journalist. You're talking to me. The only man you ever loved."
Eric's arm extended across the back of the couch. Richard inched ever so slightly closer.
"Well, you have no idea what it's like to live alone in Cambridge, Massachusetts, with only my four honorary doctorates to keep me company while you and your open-source friends get all the glory. It's just so hard, Eric."
Eric's eyes sparkled, "Just so hard, eh?"
Richard squirmed. "Well..."
"It's been so long."
"Well, yes, that is how I remembered it..."
"So, you said that Professor *cough* *cough* wasn't going to be back this afternoon, right? Because if you wanted to, we could go find a place to stay for the evening..." (The professor's name was once again obscured when Eric had a brief dryness in his throat.)
"No, let's just make good use of the place we have for now. It's free, after all."
"Free as in freedom?"
"No, free as in love."
They embraced. Richard's shirt came off, knocking loose the halo made from a disk platter that was still attached to his head. Before too long, the two men's back hair became an indistinguishable thatch of dark curls as Eric's cathedral entered Richard's bazaar.
"Sometimes being open to the point of promiscuity can have its advantages," breathed Richard.
"And you know I've always believed that there *were* some situations where tight control over the development process was necessary," sighed Eric.
Afterward, they lay together on the couch as the afternoon sun shone on them, stroking each other's beards. "You're even better now that you have a Jesus complex," said Eric.
"You certainly seemed to think that it wasn't just a complex!"
"That was five minutes ago, this is now."
"Oh." They cuddled some more. "I guess we'll always have the AI Lab."
"So, I have a date later on to play the recorder for some birds. Would you like to... come along?"
"Whenever I hear about you doing that kind of thing, I reach for my gun," said Eric.
"Ha! Ha" they both laughed.
"Actually, I wasn't kidding."
>>332
Thanks to your two-headed /prog/ snake, I had a dream last night that I was on a train, and looking out of the window I saw a field of black goats. But these weren't ordinary goats - they were goat twins, cojoined at the middle, with a head at each end.
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Anonymous2008-06-20 6:05
>>337
Meh, about a week ago I had an erotic dream that made use of the phrase ``hax my anus''
>>346
I don't understand this picture or why it's funny. Why is a great heron with a large beak breaking into his house at night to make a mess of his pots and pans?
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Anonymous2008-06-20 23:46
>>348
Because he haev a long neck and pick fish out of the water w/ his beak
in constructing shit. Try building a house on shit sand and you will be fucked and without a house.
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Anonymous2008-06-23 18:34
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-23 18:46
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-23 18:47
SICP
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Anonymous2008-06-23 19:35
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-23 20:39
I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.
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Anonymous2008-06-24 4:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 8:12
LISP fap-fap-fap LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 8:29
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 8:31
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 8:55
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 9:00
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-24 9:35
(L I S P)
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Controvert2008-06-24 9:48
Controvert
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Anonymous2008-06-24 10:04
i am a computer spirit. i am conjuerd w/ spells. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will find your car and transform it into a cdr.
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Anonymous2008-06-24 10:49
i am a /prog/rammer. i ahev a long epenis and i tune fish out of the filesystem w/ my cudder. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other threads i will hack into your basement tonight and make a mess of your eroges and touhous
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Anonymous2008-06-24 11:07
I'm a hardcore christian. I don't talk with you chumps in sunday mass, I don't read your "new bible" with new translations I saw two thousand years ago. I don't need to go to a church full of fat smelly people to watch sermons all over again. I've got fuckin' live astral projection of the newest bible plays you haven't even hear of, and figures from said plays being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "bible" on bible.net, I'm downloading dead sea scroll scans and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your crosses and shit, socializing with your bible bashing friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of the bible had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
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Anonymous2008-06-24 11:38
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ my name is Squeeks. i haev a poop hat and i administrate 4-ch.net w/ perl. if you dont repost this comment
（つ つ on 10 other pages i will go to your bedroom tonight and turn all your mittens inside-out
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
I'M LISP
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT OBJECT OBSESSION ??
DO YOU WANT GIANT VM????
JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES ARTHUR GOSLING IS MURDERER
FUCKING JAVA
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Anonymous2008-06-29 15:13
noooo lisp :(
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Anonymous2008-06-29 17:32
LISP
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Anonymous2008-06-29 17:54
It's sad that most of /prog/ doesn't know what LISP 1.5 was ;_;