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My Penis

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 8:34

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:03

In before flying penis skullfuck pasta.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:10

It can become piss or ejaculate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:55

>>3
You don't seem to have mastered the order of operations in the english language.

Let me make that sentence explicit:
it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)

As you can see, ``become erect'' is an expression unto itself and has no bearing on the subsequent expressions in the statement.

Have you read your SIEL today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 10:01

>>4
it can piss, ejaculate or become erect.
CONFUCIUS SAYS: AVOID CONFUSION

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 10:56

>>4
Actually, there is ambiguity. Depending on context, it could be parsed either as either of these:

1. it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
2. it can become (erect || piss || ejaculate)


Obviously, 1 is the correct interpretation in this context. But 2 can be also considered, for comedy purposes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:30

It can become erect and piss, or ejaculate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:33

>>1-7
Learn Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:35

i'a. i'a. c'tulu fta'gn

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:27

>>6
There's no ambiguity. Read the standard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:34

>>10
But both piss and ejaculate can be nouns.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:36

>>11
Read the standard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:36

>>12
Try posting a link.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:41

>>13
NO.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:45

>>14
I feel kind of bad about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 13:04

Gerald Jay Sussman Confirmed For Brawl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 13:33

Haskell the dog is is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite plane of the floor in any direction. It has (very limited) memory. In each step, it can:

(1.) Sleep
(2.) Die

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 18:14

>>17
get the fuck out

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 22:19

I noticed that this is a good thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 22:31

Haskell the dog says >>18 is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 7:27

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what haxing anuse is like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:22



    hax my anus.
    I mean, what a meme dude. So deep, so many ways to fit in context, so modifiable, loved by everyone the very moment it was posted, god dammit it blows my fucking mind.

    Seriously guys, HAX MY ANUS. fucking hilarious.

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