My Penis

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

Haskell the dog is is Touring ^complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite plane of the floor in any direction. It has (very limited) memory. In each step, it can:

(1.) Sleep
(2.) Die