My Penis

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

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You don't seem to have mastered the order of operations in the english language.

Let me make that sentence explicit:
it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)

As you can see, ``become erect'' is an expression unto itself and has no bearing on the subsequent expressions in the statement.

Have you read your SIEL today?