My Penis

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

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Actually, there is ambiguity. Depending on context, it could be parsed either as either of these:

1. it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
2. it can become (erect || piss || ejaculate)

Obviously, 1 is the correct interpretation in this context. But 2 can be also considered, for comedy purposes.