My Penis

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

In before flying penis skullfuck pasta.

It can become piss or ejaculate.

>>3
You don't seem to have mastered the order of operations in the english language.

Let me make that sentence explicit:
it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)

As you can see, ``become erect'' is an expression unto itself and has no bearing on the subsequent expressions in the statement.

Have you read your SIEL today?

>>4
it can piss, ejaculate or become erect.
CONFUCIUS SAYS: AVOID CONFUSION

>>4
Actually, there is ambiguity. Depending on context, it could be parsed either as either of these:

1. it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
2. it can become (erect || piss || ejaculate)

Obviously, 1 is the correct interpretation in this context. But 2 can be also considered, for comedy purposes.

It can become erect and piss, or ejaculate.