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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 8:34

My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:03

In before flying penis skullfuck pasta.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:10

It can become piss or ejaculate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:55

>>3
You don't seem to have mastered the order of operations in the english language.

Let me make that sentence explicit:
it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)

As you can see, ``become erect'' is an expression unto itself and has no bearing on the subsequent expressions in the statement.

Have you read your SIEL today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 10:01

>>4
it can piss, ejaculate or become erect.
CONFUCIUS SAYS: AVOID CONFUSION

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 10:56

>>4
Actually, there is ambiguity. Depending on context, it could be parsed either as either of these:

1. it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
2. it can become (erect || piss || ejaculate)


Obviously, 1 is the correct interpretation in this context. But 2 can be also considered, for comedy purposes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:30

It can become erect and piss, or ejaculate.

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