My penis is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite vaginal opening in either direction. It has memory. In each step, it can become erect, piss, or ejaculate.
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Anonymous2008-04-05 9:03
In before flying penis skullfuck pasta.
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Anonymous2008-04-05 9:10
It can become piss or ejaculate.
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Anonymous2008-04-05 9:55
>>3
You don't seem to have mastered the order of operations in the english language.
Let me make that sentence explicit: it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
As you can see, ``become erect'' is an expression unto itself and has no bearing on the subsequent expressions in the statement.
Have you read your SIEL today?
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Anonymous2008-04-05 10:01
>>4 it can piss, ejaculate or become erect.
CONFUCIUS SAYS: AVOID CONFUSION
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Anonymous2008-04-05 10:56
>>4
Actually, there is ambiguity. Depending on context, it could be parsed either as either of these:
1. it can (become erect || piss || ejaculate)
2. it can become (erect || piss || ejaculate)
Obviously, 1 is the correct interpretation in this context. But 2 can be also considered, for comedy purposes.
Haskell the dog is is Touring complete. It moves across a (theoretically) infinite plane of the floor in any direction. It has (very limited) memory. In each step, it can:
(1.) Sleep
(2.) Die
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what haxing anuse is like.
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Anonymous2008-04-25 8:22
hax my anus.
I mean, what a meme dude. So deep, so many ways to fit in context, so modifiable, loved by everyone the very moment it was posted, god dammit it blows my fucking mind.
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