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How many Conservatives does it take...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 11:31

...to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They all agree they don't like the dark, but they're too afraid of what might happen if light were to enter the room.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 12:20

While you have the light, believe in the light so that you will become people whose lives show the light.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 13:44

Illuminating a room is a step down the slippery slope to igniting the entire room in order to get things really illuminated. Sure, one could put faith in people to not take one good step as encouragement to go too far in that direction but what do you do when you are scared, privileged and hierarchical!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 23:34

>>3
You mean they might install flood lights and start a marijuana farm? Filthy hierarchicals!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 4:31

>>1
Actually, it takes a married heterosexual couple with man on top (as God intended) and only for the sole purpose of populating the earth with more conservatives....however, the lightbulb is much too small...and the lights should never be on anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 14:33

Conservatives would set up a lettuce plantation and import dirty mexicans even though they will infect the crop with tuberculosis. They would sell the lettuce to taco bell and use the money to buy an official light bulb and pay a negro to install it for them.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-14 14:50

Its the filthy liberals keeping dirty mexicans in the US.
Bush = liberal

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 15:35

>>6
Why would you PAY a negro to do something when you can just make him into a slave?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 16:22

>>8
White males sufferred and spilt their blood to end slavery vetween 137 and 142 years ago. Why would the compassionate caring white males of today who willingly fork out a large pecentage of their tax to welfare and affirmative action want to enslave the negro?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 16:24

>>9
make that 146 and 151 years ago

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 16:26

>>7
No the conservaties want them on their plantations and liberals don't care about the low standards of welfare they are kept in, just so long as the white demographic decreases.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 22:21

>>9
It isn't willingly you fucking dipshit.  If the government didn't intimidate me with police, guns, possible prison time, and who the fuck knows what else, I wouldn't pay a fucking cent to welfare or your racist AA programs. 

I WOULD donate to private charity, though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 10:41

>>12
Perhaps the gap between forking out to pay black layabouts and between enslaving all blacks is a little wider than you previously imagined. We could, for instance, give them rights, but don't give them any special priviledges, like we do with every citizen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 15:30

You can change my light bulb when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 16:55

>>13
Truth.
90% of white people are scared shitless or racist of black people. We will never have racial equality until white people lose their fucking racism.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 20:21

>>15
I'm not scared of conservative blacks. They're good people.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 20:57

1. one to say your unpatriotic to change it

2. one to side with the majority and write a book about it

3. one to viciously smear the second

4. another to cry treason at those who want to change the light bulb.

5. one to rig the vote on the changing of the light bulb



Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 20:59

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 21:02

6. One to realize who baddly they've screw the country

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 21:35

7. One to realise how badly they've screwed up elementary school level literacy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 21:22

8. One to declare a war on cultural freedom

Don't change these.
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