How many Conservatives does it take...

...to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They all agree they don't like the dark, but they're too afraid of what might happen if light were to enter the room.

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White males sufferred and spilt their blood to end slavery vetween 137 and 142 years ago. Why would the compassionate caring white males of today who willingly fork out a large pecentage of their tax to welfare and affirmative action want to enslave the negro?