How many Conservatives does it take...

...to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They all agree they don't like the dark, but they're too afraid of what might happen if light were to enter the room.

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Perhaps the gap between forking out to pay black layabouts and between enslaving all blacks is a little wider than you previously imagined. We could, for instance, give them rights, but don't give them any special priviledges, like we do with every citizen.