How many Conservatives does it take...

...to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They all agree they don't like the dark, but they're too afraid of what might happen if light were to enter the room.

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It isn't willingly you fucking dipshit.  If the government didn't intimidate me with police, guns, possible prison time, and who the fuck knows what else, I wouldn't pay a fucking cent to welfare or your racist AA programs. 

I WOULD donate to private charity, though.