Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

I beg to differ!

You ruined a perfectly good 2GET.

I am sick of this board being faggoted up.  stop it.

>>4 has just faggoted up this post. GOOD JOB ASSHOLE.
+5GET I guess...

>>1
(3) a way to exploit date rape due to the boring nature of the topic. Process is as follows:

1. during political discussion, encourage woman to consume alcohol. To keep herself entertained, she will do so readily rather than listening to how pointless you are.
2. after lengthy boring discussion involving politics, woman should be drunk and is now suseptible to date-rape drug which is commonly used by those who enjoy discussing politics.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

>>6
What if you take politics seriously and will be offended if she drinks?

I don't bore them with polits, I bore them with philosophy and sociology, and for some reason they hate that analytical crap.  I ask them about their species and why they act the way they do and how I can be more respectful of women, but they sigh and go back to drunken dancing.  Should I just rape her?

Stop, read again and laugh at your own stupidity! All of you! Now! It's order!

>>7
ahahah im such a fucking idiot

oh lauds!

>>7 Per your response, you indicate that you take politics seriously and therefore enjoy discussing politics with others. This of course implies that you are indeed a homosexual and a virgin - the worst combination. Therefore disqualifying you completely from answering this question properly.

You could have received partial marks if you stated your response in the proper 4 step format including PROFIT. see >>6

>>11
I am the original poster and I believe that >>7 is in fact a testosterone saturated heterosexual rich and succesful well rounded human being and in fact you are the faggot virgin overweight otaku who loves politics that I implied to begni with.

>>11,12 RE: >>7
This person was merely asking a question relevant to the answer given by >>6. In no way does it imply that >>7 is in fact a homosexual and a virgin (If you are, please excuse). I also ask that >>7 stop cheating off >>6 because this is indeed a closed book exam.
However, I will still try to offer some guidance to the question posed by >>7 :
Assuming that you are using the 4 step process outlined by >>6, do not allow her to consume alcohol but do so yourself. Once inebriated, you may proceed to discuss politics BUT you must rape her afterwards (>>8 phil & soci exam is not given here but this may help you as well). The outcome has three favourable results:
(1) your serious political manner is preserved by allowing you to discuss politics in a non-homo erotic fashion
(2) you establish the fact that you are NOT a homosexual virgin (afterwards of course)
(3) you will not be convicted or rape since you were drunk at the time
Good luck.

>>13
lol wtf?

tc/dr

Politics can either be the greatest sexual-enhancer known to man or the most de-sexifying thing you can mention. Take a look at die-hard republican bitches. They're on their knees reading Ann Coulter's latest book 90% of their day. They make up for their ignorance by kissing the asses of their superiors- almost all males. Now you know that only the sluttiest women get into politics, which is the cause behind so many virgins and homosexuals being interested in politics. They're the huge number of anomolies- because neither can be sluts.

Dicussing politics with women is useless, because even if they're puritanical conservative asshats who think their own place is in the kitchen, they go and vote for women for stupid reasons. "Isn't it time we had a female president/minister? We should give the other half of humanity a chance!" "Women only make up 15% of the government but 55% of the population, that seems strange." "Her politics don't interest me at all, in fact she's my complete opposite, but I'll still vote for her because she's a woman."
I should know, that sort of thing gave us our new chancellor!

>>16
If you think you got the best president of Europe because of that, you really need to go out and see the world, see what schröder did to Germany, see Germany's image in other countries, etc. Perhaps you should be the one confined to the kitchen watching your leftard media with your muslim friends.

see what schröder did to Germany

lol dude. Germany is having a rough time financially mainly due to the unification of the East with West. You ever been in a Communist country? No wonder Germany is having a rough time.

see Germany's image in other countries

What? I've lived in four different countries around the globe the past decade, and people in all of them seem to either not care, or think good things about Germany. Stop making shit up, man.

US media sheep, baaaaa!

>>18
I'm not American, and I haven't lived in the USA, but it's still another country and its opinion counts as other countries, right?

I think great things about Germany. In fact it's one of my favorite European countries. What I don't think good of is that stupid schröder who botched it and drove it into a crisis that was so clearly avoidable. If only "green" politicians weren't so... daltonic. That's why I was pleased to see Germany is going to get better. I celebrated Angela's victory as if I were German. Besides, she's a Physics doctorate. She's clearly smart, smarter than all those leftard lawyers who couldn't tell the difference between a number and an elephant. (Can you?)

who botched it and drove it into a crisis that was so clearly avoidable

Elaborate.

>>17
Schroeder was good? Since when?
lol @ conservatives with lefty politix.
I told you paleos this would happen. All the neocons are pinkos with white and blue stripes.
Merkel will be just as bad, but in private. Females are just naturally better liars. There is nothing to look forwards to coming from that pitiful coalition. They've stated quite often Merkel doesn't represent the entirety of their views, and the things I agree with her on the party doesn't. (Turkey's EU membership, deregulation, and where to cut spending being the highest on my own list.) Some days you just wish the people with the cool uniforms won the day.
Also I just don't like an election that ends with negotiations. That's always bad news.