Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

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(3) a way to exploit date rape due to the boring nature of the topic. Process is as follows:

1. during political discussion, encourage woman to consume alcohol. To keep herself entertained, she will do so readily rather than listening to how pointless you are.
2. after lengthy boring discussion involving politics, woman should be drunk and is now suseptible to date-rape drug which is commonly used by those who enjoy discussing politics.
3. ???
4. PROFIT