Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

I don't bore them with polits, I bore them with philosophy and sociology, and for some reason they hate that analytical crap.  I ask them about their species and why they act the way they do and how I can be more respectful of women, but they sigh and go back to drunken dancing.  Should I just rape her?