Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

>>11,12 RE: >>7
This person was merely asking a question relevant to the answer given by >>6. In no way does it imply that >>7 is in fact a homosexual and a virgin (If you are, please excuse). I also ask that >>7 stop cheating off >>6 because this is indeed a closed book exam.
However, I will still try to offer some guidance to the question posed by >>7 :
Assuming that you are using the 4 step process outlined by >>6, do not allow her to consume alcohol but do so yourself. Once inebriated, you may proceed to discuss politics BUT you must rape her afterwards (>>8 phil & soci exam is not given here but this may help you as well). The outcome has three favourable results:
(1) your serious political manner is preserved by allowing you to discuss politics in a non-homo erotic fashion
(2) you establish the fact that you are NOT a homosexual virgin (afterwards of course)
(3) you will not be convicted or rape since you were drunk at the time
Good luck.