Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

Dicussing politics with women is useless, because even if they're puritanical conservative asshats who think their own place is in the kitchen, they go and vote for women for stupid reasons. "Isn't it time we had a female president/minister? We should give the other half of humanity a chance!" "Women only make up 15% of the government but 55% of the population, that seems strange." "Her politics don't interest me at all, in fact she's my complete opposite, but I'll still vote for her because she's a woman."
I should know, that sort of thing gave us our new chancellor!