Politics and women test

Discussing politics with women is:
(1) A guaraunteed way NOT to get laid
(2) A guaraunteed way to establish yourself as "the gay friend she never had"
(3) Other (please describe 4 step process involving PROFIT)

TIP: It is a widely known fact that political discussions are boring but are enjoyed widely by virgins and homosexuals alike. Please keep answers with this in mind.

>>7 Per your response, you indicate that you take politics seriously and therefore enjoy discussing politics with others. This of course implies that you are indeed a homosexual and a virgin - the worst combination. Therefore disqualifying you completely from answering this question properly.

You could have received partial marks if you stated your response in the proper 4 step format including PROFIT. see >>6