I am probably the biggest nobody in my school. I try to fit in to this group, but they hate me. all they do is make fun of me and my Halo games.
Im 13 now and I've had a crush on the same boy since 4th grade. he barely knows i exist and no-one knows i'm gay, almost every weekend i hear everyone talking about how excited they are for some party.
I've never been to a party.I'm a huge outcast. what should i do????
SFBE.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 19:16
what happens at those stupide parties? do they play Spin the Butthole?
ditch halo and start playing Megaman. Smoke weed everyday.
Everybody will love you, and you will be genuinely happier.
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:[2011-12-12 23:54
>>7. You know what? I think I annoy you just as much by merely showing my face here as you do me. It must be like looking at a mirror! WOW!!!
But I'll make a deal. I'll withdraw if you first admit that through the magic of your browser's thesaurus, you obtained a power of seemingly superior knowledge that sadly is still rivaled by many forum-savvy dumbasses.
>>8 If smoking weed is half your suggestion then you are only half right. Yet even so you lost that sense of credibility because I already have been smoking weed since high school. That dope is good stuff man, and I'm like yeah already the happiest man alive even when playing the same game over and over. But I feel even THAT'S not enough. I would feel even more at ease if only you'd take a shotgun blow to the head instead of telling me to smoke this stuff more, because GOD FUCK I HATE HATE HATE MEGA MAN!!!
I think I annoy you just as much by merely showing my face here as you do me.
The error made in that sentence is when you said "think". You do not think. You merely and emotionally react.
But I'll make a deal.
I do not make deals with clearly inferior breeds of bull like yourself.
your browser's thesaurus
I rarely resort to the use of a thesaurus. You are very VERY frightened by anyone such as myself exhibiting native intelligence combined with erudition. It is sad indeed to see, but not unexpected, since as I said above, your breed of bull is clearly inferior.
Withdraw, sir! You are defeated and nothing remains for you here. Your cause is lost. Withdraw. Or I shall taunt you mercilessly all the more.
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:[2011-12-13 6:44
>>12 Don't care bout your replies. All old hat to me.
>>17
I have no minions. I would enjoy that, but it was not to be. No, you are being addressed by those whom you have in all your foolishness angered and distressed. You are not wanted here and your refusal to leave is only leading to a general uprising. The energy of this action increases, until a point of catastrophe occurs, in which you will pay a large price.
I am trying here to warn you, since for a guy who shaves for better entry, you may not merit such an outcome. But the potential consequences remain.
I will not warn you again. I have fulfilled my duty.
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Anonymous2011-12-14 1:05
Consider a few dressing and grooming tips. Are you a grown man who does not play sports for a living?
Then socks should be calf-length or above. Make sure they match not only what you are wearing, but also each other. A quick glance in good light before heading out the door can save embarrassment later in the day. Check for holes as well if you'll be going through airport security and removing your shoes.
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Anonymous2011-12-14 1:08
Shoes should without question be reserved, clean, and well polished. Lace-up shoes are the choice over slip-ons or thongs. Don't think for a minute that people don't notice shoes. Many people will look at your feet, crotch, or butthole before your face.
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:[2011-12-14 8:20
>>18 Ok so you have no minions. I still say that most of the first paragraph you "typed" is borrowed from a speech of a 99 percenter. The other two attempt to point out I automatically admit defeat but really, that's like a bad foreign film dub with even less than half as much relevance to the original non-translated dialogue.
And "shaves for better entry" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?? To shave my beard or genitals?
>>19-20 And I take it back, you do have minions. Lousy ones.
>>23
"Shaved for better entry" applies to all your access holes, SFBE. They are each smoothly shaven to reduce all possible obstruction to your joyfully invited homosexual penetrations.
>>27
Utterly false. You are just another RedCream cloan. But anyone can poast as RedCream, and I encourage them to try. It's the pinnacle of existence. RedCreaming.
>>28-cloan, no, you are the cloan. You.
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>>31
I am not a cloan. I will not stop. I do not gaypoast.
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:[2011-12-15 18:04
Wow, this whole thing, once again, has gone nowhere fast.
But of course I do poon, as well as female sex which means I go both ways. But shave the fuck off my whole body?? There's a fine line between reality and fucking insane, RC, but you stumbled across it out of context long before 4chan. You taunt me all you want, but stay the fuck away from my balls. I could likely die faster than HIV if I ever came in remote physical contact with you.